Expendables trailer!
I'm just going to start by saying, this trailer sexually excites me.
There's so much action within a 3 minute time frame, that it simply melts my face. I think what sells me the most is Eric Roberts. Damn that man is brilliant.
This clip does seem to be a tad too lengthy for a trailer, but this is just a minor issue. No matter what it is, it gives us what we want. Please enjoy the delicious morsel that is THE EXPENDABLES.
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Oh right, because it's impossible for us to like something like this AND something like, say, Citizen Kane or The Shawshank Redemption, or Pan's Labyrinth (which are all great flicks),...
Oh right, because it's impossible for us to like something like this AND something like, say, Citizen Kane or The Shawshank Redemption, or Pan's Labyrinth (which are all great flicks), or whatever it is you folks consider to be tasteful. Because appreciating movies INDIVIDUALLY instead of comparing them to every art house and foreign film under the sun is outrageous, isn't it?
Give me a break.
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offer than just action. The Expandables doesnt seem to have anything to offer beyond action.
offer than just action. The Expandables doesnt seem to have anything to offer beyond action.
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Lethal Weapon, Point Break, 48 Hrs., Speed, Die Hard, True Lies, Face/Off, Runaway Train, Beverly Hills Cop, Red Heat, The Rock, Air Force One, Broken Arrow, First Blood, The Negociator, Ronin, The Fugitive, Apocalypto, Leon, Casino Royale, Bourne Trilogy, more ...
There are also those that contain action but that I wouldnt categorize as action:
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Lethal Weapon, Point Break, 48 Hrs., Speed, Die Hard, True Lies, Face/Off, Runaway Train, Beverly Hills Cop, Red Heat, The Rock, Air Force One, Broken Arrow, First Blood, The Negociator, Ronin, The Fugitive, Apocalypto, Leon, Casino Royale, Bourne Trilogy, more ...
There are also those that contain action but that I wouldnt categorize as action:
French Connection, Heat, Collateral, Terminator 2, Predator, Man On Fire, Hot Fuzz, Robocop, Usual Suspects, Minority Report, Black Hawk Down, The Matrix, Kill Bill, Aliens, A couple of superhero flicks, more ...
And I wont go Asian on you ...
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As far as Rambo goes, I don't know about you but I certainly wasn't entertained watching that little kid have his skull crushed by the boot of that Burmese soldier or that baby thrown into the fire, various people shot, stabbed, etc. I personally was disturbed by it and found it heartbreaking. That is exactly what one should feel while watching that scene, but I'm not going to go in circles here about that. I'm not obsessed at all with Stallone. I am a long time fan and an very enthusiastic about a lot of his work and think he's very underrated because nobody seems familiar with any of his work beyond Rocky or Rambo and even then they aren't even that familiar with those. But regardless it boils down to opinions. Whenever it shifts into lies, exaggerations, or generalizations, that's when I choose to end the silence and argue about it. Unlike most people, I'm not going to simply shut up and not say anything whenever something or someone I care about is being unfairly criticized for invalid reasons. It isn't a personal thing; it's not like I'm sitting here all pissed off or anything, but I'm certainly going to say what I have to say whenever other people have their say.
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Rambo. I never complain about the amount of gore. I know what is going on over there and thats the problem cause the film glorified that with a scene that looked like a fucking videogame. Im not talking about Stallone shooting the guy in the face, no Im just talking about the scene in the village, with all the villagers being killed. The music, the editing, its all wrong, it tries to make this horrible thing entertaining. And I guess it works, cause most people love that film for its gore and over-the-top violence. Not the message that never goes through. You are alone man. You like movies that a lot of people like, but not for the right reasons. Thats because you are so obsessed with Stallone, I bet you'd buy his underwear on eBay if they were for sale.
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I'm sorry but the description of those random scenes in a few of the Rocky films made me laugh. Exactly what do those things have to do with the movies? Can you ev...
I'm sorry but the description of those random scenes in a few of the Rocky films made me laugh. Exactly what do those things have to do with the movies? Can you even tell me what the films are about? Of course not, because you look at the screen and see "boxing." The uses of metaphor and symbolism go over most people's heads for some reason. Nobody seems to understand that Rocky is an ideology placed inside the body of a boxer--an existentialist operating on a mythological platform rooted in reality. The meaning of the series is profound and each installment has enormous significance. I normally don't even bother going into this with people but since you three initiated this entire debate to begin with, I might as well. It may have slipped passed you, but boxing has absolutely nothing to do with the Rocky films. It's a pay off. Nothing more. It's not what any of these movies are about. The first one symbolizes the fight each human being has with life, death being the unbeatable enemy, the one we all know we cannot defeat. It symbolizes the trials and tribulations we are dealt and how our characters are tested by the choices we made when dealing with them and raises the question of whether or not we can be standing when the metaphoric bell rings at the end of our lives. That is merely the surface of the meaning of the first film. I could go into far more detail on not only that, but each of the sequels.
Once again (I have a feeling I'm going to have to repeat myself many more times by the time this discussion is over), my taste in films is all over the place. it isn't limited to Rocky or Rambo, but I have the utmost respect and admiration for Sylvester Stallone. I grow incredibly tired of the staggering ignorance when it comes to people's perception of him. He has made an enormous amount of great films. The Lords of Flatbush, Capone, F.I.S.T, Paradise Alley, Nighthawks, Lock Up, Copland--those are all dramatic films aside from the Rocky series that he has done and they are all great. He's made a few bad films, sure. Who the hell hasn't? I would challenge you to name one actor who has been around that long that hasn't made some bad films. Everyone has. I especially love how people think that Stallone IS Rocky in terms of his mannerisms, etc. Sylvester Stallone, the actor and human being, speaks with absolute clarity and with great diction, is extremely intelligent and sophisticated, and is nothing like any of the fictional characters he has portrayed externally.
I couldn't give a damn what anyone has a degree in. That's about as idiotic as people with medical degrees telling people they can't question the epidemic of anti-depressant prescriptions with no legitimate testing to back the prescriptions up simply because they don't have a medical degree. A piece of paper is what you have, Skellington. That's it. I have taken a lot of film classes as well as one's delving into the process of film making, two years of acting classes, I have made 5 short films all of which have gotten recognition at various independent film festivals, so while we're boasting here, don't make the mistaken of thinking you're the only one who has experience or knowledge in this field.
As far as the last Rambo goes, I think it's great, but it's not even close to being one of my all time favorites (it's not in my top 10 or anything), but I'm tired of the whining about the amount of gore in it and the fact that nobody seems to even understand why it was made. Does it have the philosophical or social significance of the Rocky franchise? No, it doesn't, but it created an enormous amount of awareness about the civil war that's been raging in Burma for over 60 years. Rambo wasn't a one man army. He essentially took the viewer through the depths of hell and them brought them back. There's obviously not much point in debating with you people though because you don't seem to get anything.
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and please keep these hilarious gems coming:
"your constant comm...
and please keep these hilarious gems coming:
"your constant comments about the last Rambo film shows just how ignorant you are to its significance and meaning."
PRICELESS! thanks again.
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Also, I see you think Rambo had some profound meaning...
Also, I see you think Rambo had some profound meanings. It would have meanings, if it hadnt been done in such a ludicrous way. I think Skellington judges the film for what it is, and not for what it could have been/tried to be. You are obviously the kind of guy who believe he's smarter than he actually is. I think Hunglowman summarized that with his comment.
Its funny how everyone has no idea what they are talking about according to you. Take a look in the mirror. You should start watching REAL films.
But please. Dont change. I love a sporadic laugh.
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AntoineDoinel: You picked two of Stallone's films/franchises out of the rest of my favorite films. There are many more, extending far beyond Stallone's filmography that I love. The entire Rocky franchise is great--you actually have to watch it to see that. The vast majority of people have no clue what any of the Rocky movies are even about. You're one of them....
AntoineDoinel: You picked two of Stallone's films/franchises out of the rest of my favorite films. There are many more, extending far beyond Stallone's filmography that I love. The entire Rocky franchise is great--you actually have to watch it to see that. The vast majority of people have no clue what any of the Rocky movies are even about. You're one of them. Quit spouting off cliches ("the first Rocky is the only good one"). Give me a break. The day you actually comprehend so much as one of those movies is the day Hollywood has an ounce of integrity).
Skellington: you're hardly worth responding to, but your constant comments about the last Rambo film shows just how ignorant you are to its significance and meaning. The entire point of the story went completely over your head and that's obvious each time you mention it. All you know how to do is bash every single thing that is posted without having the slightest idea what you're talking about.
Hunglowman, your words have about as much relevance as a fucking 8-track player. I love how you take certain words and take them out of context. Yes Sylvester Stallone and Mickey Rourke have both delivered profoundly powerful performances in some of their films. It is a fact. Not something that can or will be debated. Period.
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You seem obesessed yourself a little...with Stallone. Your favorite movies are "Rocky (the whole series), First Blood (the whole Rambo serie)"
Talk about credibility. Only the first Rocky and maybe the first Rambo are worth anything. You are a funny dude.
You seem obesessed yourself a little...with Stallone. Your favorite movies are "Rocky (the whole series), First Blood (the whole Rambo serie)"
Talk about credibility. Only the first Rocky and maybe the first Rambo are worth anything. You are a funny dude.
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"strong story" made me laugh out loud,
"excellent performances" made me piss myself.
Thanks man... you are a satirical genius. you should write for the Onion or some shit.
"strong story" made me laugh out loud,
"excellent performances" made me piss myself.
Thanks man... you are a satirical genius. you should write for the Onion or some shit.
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"BUNCHA SLACK-JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE!"
"BUNCHA SLACK-JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE!"
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the fight scene between li and drago (i can't remember his real name because i don't care) actually made me smile.
the fight scene between li and drago (i can't remember his real name because i don't care) actually made me smile.
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Tarantino should have made this one...
Tarantino should have made this one...
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This looks like a f-cking straith-to-video action flick from the 90's starring Hulk Hogan or Gary Daniels (He's actually in the movie)
It'll be funny though, for all the wrong reasons, just like Rambo (4)
This looks like a f-cking straith-to-video action flick from the 90's starring Hulk Hogan or Gary Daniels (He's actually in the movie)
It'll be funny though, for all the wrong reasons, just like Rambo (4)
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but how can you act with a straight face when facing that guy at the beginning......? they need to fix such ridiculous accents....it's not even funny! lol
but how can you act with a straight face when facing that guy at the beginning......? they need to fix such ridiculous accents....it's not even funny! lol
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Weapons, explosions, Ripped men, buddy humor. What else can I ask for?
Weapons, explosions, Ripped men, buddy humor. What else can I ask for?
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this is what the fuck the people want to see in an action movie!! FUCK YES!!
this is what the fuck the people want to see in an action movie!! FUCK YES!!
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Lungren VS Li?!?
I'm in!!!
Lungren VS Li?!?
I'm in!!!
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Anyway... release it in may or june!!
Anyway... release it in may or june!!
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But now...
This clip makes it seem like it should be straight to DVD. Shit music, shit costumes, shit dialouge, shit accents and the action wasn't that great.
But now...
This clip makes it seem like it should be straight to DVD. Shit music, shit costumes, shit dialouge, shit accents and the action wasn't that great.
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Yeah, I know, that probably doesn't change anything. :)
Yeah, I know, that probably doesn't change anything. :)
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