Cox as a dwarf?

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by: Tony Lang Nov. 16, 2009

Super Cop Cox

Everybody's been so busy thinking who would be a great fit for Bilbo in Guillermo Del Toro's upcoming THE HOBBIT, seems we've all forgotten to suggest him who would be great as a dwarf. Thankfully the director himself has at least one good idea in mind for that.

According to Ain't it Cool News, casting procedures have begun for the movie's dwarfs, and the one name apparently on top of the list is the charismatic Brian Cox. The report can't confirm if it's wishful thinking or actually a lock, but either way they should do it soon - a bunch of incompetent cops are about to come for him.

The folks from Movie Cultists had the chance to chat it up with a few of the Broken Lizard guys where they said to be finishing up a third draft for SUPER TROOPERS 2, that financing has come through so production might be gearing up soon, and they heard from Brian Cox himself he had every intention of getting back in uniform. Providing it still fits...

So which sounds the coolest: Cox as a short-tempered axe wielder or as a fighting-Irish state trooper?

Source: Movie CultistsAICN

Extra Tidbit: Not that I had forgotten, but TRICK R TREAT reminded me how awesome an actor Cox can be.

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BigCoffinHunter
11:07PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I gotta say, what THE FUCK is up with people who, A: Don't know who Brian Cox is, B: Automatically assume he's a nobody, or C: Can't use a fucking search engine or IMDB to do a little research?!?

Maybe Joblo should do an actor education or introduction column every week. Hell, I'd write it for them. Actors like Brian Cox, JT Walsh (RIP) and Chris Cooper (just to name a VERY sel...
I gotta say, what THE FUCK is up with people who, A: Don't know who Brian Cox is, B: Automatically assume he's a nobody, or C: Can't use a fucking search engine or IMDB to do a little research?!?

Maybe Joblo should do an actor education or introduction column every week. Hell, I'd write it for them. Actors like Brian Cox, JT Walsh (RIP) and Chris Cooper (just to name a VERY select few) may not be recognizable by name, but they should be appreciated and not referred to as a nobody.

Get an education people and stop the spread of ignorance.
 
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FrancoYesca
6:40PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Which sounds coolest?
Hmmm....can't decide. Guess I'll have to see them both!
Hmmm....can't decide. Guess I'll have to see them both!
 
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Joe Ker
3:19PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
X-men Uni,...er...wait, you said thats good right? Braveheart?
X-men Uni,...er...wait, you said thats good right? Braveheart?
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MovieFan1987
3:53PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
oh now i now who you are talking about, stryker...if he was a dwarf my guess he would be one of the 14, who would he play?
oh now i now who you are talking about, stryker...if he was a dwarf my guess he would be one of the 14, who would he play?
 
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MovieFan1987
3:02PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Who
I have no idea who this guy is...can anyone tell me what he's been in thats good
I have no idea who this guy is...can anyone tell me what he's been in thats good
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DaForce
4:29PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
X-Men 2, Troy, Zodiac, Adaptation, The Bourne Identity 1 & 2, Rushmore, etc, etc....

Seriously, learn how to use a search engine.
X-Men 2, Troy, Zodiac, Adaptation, The Bourne Identity 1 & 2, Rushmore, etc, etc....

Seriously, learn how to use a search engine.
 
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Housecoat man
1:51PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Brian Cox playing a dwarf/anything to do with the hobbit project=great casting!
Brian Cox playing a dwarf/anything to do with the hobbit project=great casting!
 
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creo1130
1:13PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I have seen Cox do well in so many different roles that I'm positive he would be an extraordinary dwarf, or gandalf, or the dragon, hell if he wants to he can do a good job with any role.
I have seen Cox do well in so many different roles that I'm positive he would be an extraordinary dwarf, or gandalf, or the dragon, hell if he wants to he can do a good job with any role.
 
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DaForce
12:58PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
My favorite Cox role is still from The Long Kiss Goodnight. The line about the dog licking its asshole for 3 hours is priceless.
My favorite Cox role is still from The Long Kiss Goodnight. The line about the dog licking its asshole for 3 hours is priceless.
 
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i love lamp
12:29PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
cox as an ax wielding state trooper! love love love super troopers!!! cox is an amazing actor. great range in both drama and comedy!
cox as an ax wielding state trooper! love love love super troopers!!! cox is an amazing actor. great range in both drama and comedy!
 
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alucard_467
7:55AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Tiptoes?
Well if gary oldman can pull it off...
Well if gary oldman can pull it off...
 
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Appeared, and was gone.....
7:12AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Orrrrrr maybeeee.....
....you should make a little more effort to know your actors before you come to a movie fansite and bash someone who knows more than you :P

Brian Cox was Hannibal Lecter before Anthony Hopkins. He was the main bad guy in X-men 2. He was in Adaptation, Zodiac, The Ring and Red Eye.
....you should make a little more effort to know your actors before you come to a movie fansite and bash someone who knows more than you :P

Brian Cox was Hannibal Lecter before Anthony Hopkins. He was the main bad guy in X-men 2. He was in Adaptation, Zodiac, The Ring and Red Eye.
 
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drexxell
6:54AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Who?
No clue who this guy is, so the article reads a lot like someone who is really proud of their inside knowledge of a nobody.
No clue who this guy is, so the article reads a lot like someone who is really proud of their inside knowledge of a nobody.
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Housecoat man
1:50PM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
What movie fan doesn't know who Brian Cox is!?!?!This guy has been in more films in the past two decades than just about any working actor.
What movie fan doesn't know who Brian Cox is!?!?!This guy has been in more films in the past two decades than just about any working actor.
 
alexskelton
11:46AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
you sir, are a tard.
joblo is a site for movie fans, and i dare say that any genuine fan of cinema knows who the fuck brian cox is.
Ignorance doesn't normally offend, but its how casually you assume that because a clown like you hasnt heard of him, he must be a nobody.
you sir, are a tard.
joblo is a site for movie fans, and i dare say that any genuine fan of cinema knows who the fuck brian cox is.
Ignorance doesn't normally offend, but its how casually you assume that because a clown like you hasnt heard of him, he must be a nobody.
 
BigCoffinHunter
9:35AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Why don't you IMDB him and then cry yourself to sleep tonight after you realize what an ignorant jackass you are.
Why don't you IMDB him and then cry yourself to sleep tonight after you realize what an ignorant jackass you are.
 
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McameronM
4:43AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I think the movie RED made me realize how great of an actor he is, although I've always liked him in anything he does... so this news only excites me more about The Hobbit!
I think the movie RED made me realize how great of an actor he is, although I've always liked him in anything he does... so this news only excites me more about The Hobbit!
 
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Hip-Hop Legend
4:38AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This is pretty cool news! I'd like to see this happen, and I had no idea they were making a super troopers 2. It was their best film (unless the new one beats it which I doubt) so it makes since meow!
This is pretty cool news! I'd like to see this happen, and I had no idea they were making a super troopers 2. It was their best film (unless the new one beats it which I doubt) so it makes since meow!
 
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twilightmike
4:15AM on 11/16/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
He'd be great as the leader of the dwarves, Thorin Oakenshield. Bring that Stryker-esque ego and pomposity.
He'd be great as the leader of the dwarves, Thorin Oakenshield. Bring that Stryker-esque ego and pomposity.