Bloodrayne 3, really?

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by: Niki Stephens Nov. 19, 2009

They aren't making a third game, so why would they make BLOODRAYNE 3?

The simplest answer is, Uwe Boll. Maybe it's the fact that the original Rayne, Kristanna Loken is coming back. My question arises again, why? There's no third game so there's not a plot, of course you can come up with one, but Boll isn't just anyone.

I loved the games, even the second one. So I thought it wouldn't be a bad idea to go and see the film. Needless to say, this was my first experience with a Uwe Boll film. After the first fifteen minutes I knew it was pretty awful, but was not expecting that hardcore sex scene. The whole time I was thinking, 'Is this a porno?'. As soon as the scene ended, it didn't escape my mind. The entire rest of the movie was spent dumbfounded over just that one part.

No one should really be surprised that this movie is happening. The sad mistake will be titled BLOODRAYNE 3: WARHAMMER. I know it seems like everyone takes a shot at Boll's directing, but this is obviously not a good idea. Then again, I think this is really his thing. In his own mind the films that he creates are masterpieces. The same applied for Ed Wood's career. The difference is Wood's films make you laugh with him.

Source: Dread Central

Extra Tidbit: Bloodrayne was in Playboy(very NSFW)? I had no idea. Her boobs are ginormous! I know she's animated, but dang!

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zumsted
8:42PM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I truly found the first Bloodrayne movie to be hilarious. It's the WTF moments of stupidity that I laugh at, rather than getting angry at the filmmaker.
I truly found the first Bloodrayne movie to be hilarious. It's the WTF moments of stupidity that I laugh at, rather than getting angry at the filmmaker.
 
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MisterTwister
7:38PM on 11/23/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Actually...
The first two movies took a different route with the games storyline. The third movie will be faithful to the video game in terms of story.

And more Boll the better. Sue me but the guy makes entertaining movies. And his movies are getting better in terms of quality. Tunnel Rats was well received and his latest, Rampage is getting really positive reviews. Long live Raging Boll!
The first two movies took a different route with the games storyline. The third movie will be faithful to the video game in terms of story.

And more Boll the better. Sue me but the guy makes entertaining movies. And his movies are getting better in terms of quality. Tunnel Rats was well received and his latest, Rampage is getting really positive reviews. Long live Raging Boll!
 
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Cronos
12:03PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yay, more Boll to look forward to :D
Yay, more Boll to look forward to :D
 
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zohan
12:02PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
unfortunately i subjected myself to the last 10 mins or so of the 1st bloodrayne movie, i don't know what i was thinking...i flipped the channel to SyFy and it was one...i was bored. gosh i feel so stupid for watching it! i'll never make that mistake again
unfortunately i subjected myself to the last 10 mins or so of the 1st bloodrayne movie, i don't know what i was thinking...i flipped the channel to SyFy and it was one...i was bored. gosh i feel so stupid for watching it! i'll never make that mistake again
 
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JungleMan
3:51AM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I am extremely proud to say I have not seen either Bloodrayne films and I hope to continue that proud tradition with the third one.
I am extremely proud to say I have not seen either Bloodrayne films and I hope to continue that proud tradition with the third one.
 
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SuperMarcey
1:53AM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm only hip to this news because the pic Niki posted is hot!

The first Bloodrayne was so bad, didn't see the 2nd and who exactly wants a third???
I'm only hip to this news because the pic Niki posted is hot!

The first Bloodrayne was so bad, didn't see the 2nd and who exactly wants a third???
 
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dfd3657
11:50PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I absolutely loved the second game, and I'm really disappointed that we haven't seen a third game. I mean, Terminal Reality pulled off a great Ghostbusters game, so I don't see why they can't make another great Bloodrayne game, too.
I absolutely loved the second game, and I'm really disappointed that we haven't seen a third game. I mean, Terminal Reality pulled off a great Ghostbusters game, so I don't see why they can't make another great Bloodrayne game, too.
 
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evanalltogether
10:41PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow! Thanks for the hook up on the pic in the extra tidbit there Niki, Haha.
Wow! Thanks for the hook up on the pic in the extra tidbit there Niki, Haha.
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beatrixkiddo
10:51PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
haha Your welcome! It seemed pretty necessary.
haha Your welcome! It seemed pretty necessary.
 
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Ocelot_Snake
9:45PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
he could actually use a plot from one of the games
he could actually use a plot from one of the games
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filmguy450
10:02PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
And it will still suck.
And it will still suck.
 
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Dave3087
9:21PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
u will notice in this picture her boobs are considerably less ginormous [link]
u will notice in this picture her boobs are considerably less ginormous [link]
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beatrixkiddo
10:33PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Whoa. I don't know which is better now.
Whoa. I don't know which is better now.
 
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filmguy450
8:10PM on 11/19/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The third should actually be the one where she kills Nazis, if the master of shit sticks to his original plan he annouced when making the second and his original idea for the movies. And like always, it will suck major balls.
The third should actually be the one where she kills Nazis, if the master of shit sticks to his original plan he annouced when making the second and his original idea for the movies. And like always, it will suck major balls.