Season of Witch trailer

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by: Niki Stephens Nov. 20, 2009

Here's the trailer for the upcoming Nic Cage flick SEASON OF THE WITCH.

The verdict? Um, it's got Christopher Lee and Ron Perlman in it... Honestly, it reminds me of the B movies I used to see on the shelf at Blockbuster. This just does nothing for me, and even though they used "Long Hard Road Out of Hell" by Marilyn Manson in the trailer, it still doesn't work. Maybe I'm just judging it too harshly. The director is Dominic Sena who usually does average work. The only movies of his that I really enjoyed were KALIFORNIA & GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS.

The film is about a witch who is captured and brought to a monastery when she is suspected of using black magic that might have caused the Black Plague. Lavey (Cage) is a 14th century crusader that goes to the town to take care of the witch with the help of his friend, Felson (Perlman). Check it out here from Fandango in HD.

Source: Fandango

Extra Tidbit: Last weekend I watched the old BEAUTY & THE BEAST series that Perlman was in. Man that shit was weird. The romantic show about beastiality.

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punkjumpu
9:25AM on 11/23/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
3:10 to Yuma... with Witches?
That's what it seems like to me. Seems like an OK concept but I honestly can't stand Cage's acting anymore - it's horrendous. Especially that clip on this site from Bad Lieutenant last week.
That's what it seems like to me. Seems like an OK concept but I honestly can't stand Cage's acting anymore - it's horrendous. Especially that clip on this site from Bad Lieutenant last week.
 
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filmguy450
12:31AM on 11/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks fun and different.
Looks fun and different.
 
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drc5145
11:28PM on 11/21/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Am I the only who though it dealt with Halloween 3: Season of the Witch? :(
Am I the only who though it dealt with Halloween 3: Season of the Witch? :(
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filmguy450
12:31AM on 11/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
No, but I am glad it didn't. H3 doesn't actually exist.
No, but I am glad it didn't. H3 doesn't actually exist.
 
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JokerJonWaugh
10:05AM on 11/21/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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Does it make me a bad person that I kind of want to see this?
Does it make me a bad person that I kind of want to see this?
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filmguy450
12:32AM on 11/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
No, just a curious one that wants to see a different take on witches and how the church deals with them. I am right there with you.
No, just a curious one that wants to see a different take on witches and how the church deals with them. I am right there with you.
 
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Red4
10:52PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Nic Cage couldn't act his way out of a damp paper bag with a chainsaw.
Nic Cage couldn't act his way out of a damp paper bag with a chainsaw.
 
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MastaSlur777
8:58PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I....
am prolly one of the few people that actually enjoy seeing Nic Cage on screen. I think he is a very good actor. BUT.....I really think he doesnt fit in with the overall setting of this film.

Anyways, this looks like it might be cheesy, but I'll watch it, but only when it comes on DVD
am prolly one of the few people that actually enjoy seeing Nic Cage on screen. I think he is a very good actor. BUT.....I really think he doesnt fit in with the overall setting of this film.

Anyways, this looks like it might be cheesy, but I'll watch it, but only when it comes on DVD
 
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FrancoYesca
8:51PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Gone In 60 Seconds
Niki, you're the only other person I know who admits to liking that flick. Good to know.
Niki, you're the only other person I know who admits to liking that flick. Good to know.
 
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JaxSmrkngRevnj
8:17PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
His name is spelled...
Perlman. Ron Perlman. Not Pearlman. Where did they find you new crop of writers? Tassi, you and Bumbray. Can't spell and/or don't proofread anything. I should be hired to write for the site. I'll do it in crayon scribbles. I hope you like my incomplete sentences.
Perlman. Ron Perlman. Not Pearlman. Where did they find you new crop of writers? Tassi, you and Bumbray. Can't spell and/or don't proofread anything. I should be hired to write for the site. I'll do it in crayon scribbles. I hope you like my incomplete sentences.
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Dr.Frankenstein
9:21PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Ah shhhiii-I thought so! Had it like that at first then saw the spelling above...should have Googled it as per usual. + Funny thing is, I have an autographed Star Trek card signed by Perlman.
Ah shhhiii-I thought so! Had it like that at first then saw the spelling above...should have Googled it as per usual. + Funny thing is, I have an autographed Star Trek card signed by Perlman.
 
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Skellington
7:04PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This will fail. I needed to be more family-friendly to get kids to see it. Now, no one is going to be interesting in this crappy-looking flick. Why couldnt Cage stay on the right path after Bad Lieutenant. He had the chance to make a great come back, but damn, damn, damn.
This will fail. I needed to be more family-friendly to get kids to see it. Now, no one is going to be interesting in this crappy-looking flick. Why couldnt Cage stay on the right path after Bad Lieutenant. He had the chance to make a great come back, but damn, damn, damn.
 
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Dr.Frankenstein
7:02PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks good-Ron Perlman is always fun to watch (Enemy at the gates/Quest for fire) and Cage is a fav of mine. Video to me looks like it was shot with cell phone? No matter!
Looks good-Ron Perlman is always fun to watch (Enemy at the gates/Quest for fire) and Cage is a fav of mine. Video to me looks like it was shot with cell phone? No matter!
 
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Bazzaa
6:40PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Cage and Boll?
Hands up here who thinks Nick Cage is gonna stoop so low that he'll appear in a Uwe Boll Movie?????

It will be like Scorsese and DiCaprio partnership but ... shit!
Hands up here who thinks Nick Cage is gonna stoop so low that he'll appear in a Uwe Boll Movie?????

It will be like Scorsese and DiCaprio partnership but ... shit!
 
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Acerbus III
6:01PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Beauty and the Beast
Oh Jesus...I was just a little kid when that show was on! I remember Pearlman's Beast saying how he killed his mother when he was born because he ate his way out! That was pretty hardcore.
Oh Jesus...I was just a little kid when that show was on! I remember Pearlman's Beast saying how he killed his mother when he was born because he ate his way out! That was pretty hardcore.
 
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Captain Thorpe
5:43PM on 11/20/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks like The Name of the Rose. But shit.
Looks like The Name of the Rose. But shit.