Sandler golf suit?

Comments: 11
terometer
25%
Strike Back below!
by: Mike Sampson Nov. 24, 2009

I'll be honest: I used to think Adam Sandler was funny. I laughed at his schtick on "Saturday Night Live," loved BILLY MADISON and even thought HAPPY GILMORE was pretty funny. But that was just about the end of it. Hasn't been much since that I've been a fan of. Even as a modest fan of HAPPY GILMORE though and a thoroughly mediocre golfer, it never occurred to me to actually try some of the shit that Gilmore's character does on the golf course in the movie. Unfortunately one Canadian lacked that simple common sense.

At a bachelor party in Nova Scotia, Travis Hayter had been downing some beers, sipping some tequila and puffin on some doobies before teeing off at a local golf course (according to court documents this included one joint, nine beers and about six shots of tequila). At around the 16th hole Hayter thought it would be hilarious to pull a HAPPY GILMORE, which was later described as "running from five to ten feet behind the ball and hitting it on the run." As you might expect, the ball didn't launch off the tee like a cannon as in the movie but instead drove straight into the ground and ricocheted up hitting a groundskeeper in the wrist and chest causing permanent nerve damage. Because of the injury, the man was unable to return to his job tending to the golf course and filed suit.

Hayter was found liable by the judge and ordered to pay the defendant $225,000 in damages. This is what you get when you take sports advice from a movie. I'd also recommend not throwing wrenches at people to train for a dodgeball tournament.

Source: THR

Extra Tidbit: If you're playing golf, I implore you to leave the CADDYSHACK and HAPPY GILMORE quotes at home. Please.

11 discussions Expand all
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
korollocke
2:04AM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
He forgot to yell fore?
He forgot to yell fore?
 
+1
Vote Up Vote Down
ThereWillBeDave
8:40PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Just easing the tension baby!"
"Just easing the tension baby!"
 
+1
Vote Up Vote Down
GFunk587
7:17PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"He shouldn't have been standing there."
"He shouldn't have been standing there."
 
+2
Vote Up Vote Down
DeaditeCenobite
4:24PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
 
+2
Vote Up Vote Down
Shayde
3:51PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"The price is wrong, bitch"
"The price is wrong, bitch"
 
+2
Vote Up Vote Down
Justinvsky1
3:11PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
You can have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now grandma.
You can have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now grandma.
 
-1
Vote Up Vote Down
Acerbus III
12:03PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
ridiculous
so what if someone just sucks at golf and hit the groundskeeper? are they liable? What a bunch of shit.
so what if someone just sucks at golf and hit the groundskeeper? are they liable? What a bunch of shit.
1 Reply
 
AntoineDoinel
1:17PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
There is a difference between sucking and being a dumbass. Same thing when you drive, if you crash your car its one thing, but if you crash it cause you drove like a dumbass, consequences wont be the same. Think before having an opinion.
There is a difference between sucking and being a dumbass. Same thing when you drive, if you crash your car its one thing, but if you crash it cause you drove like a dumbass, consequences wont be the same. Think before having an opinion.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
offspring311
11:19AM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Kiss my white ass, Ball!"
"Kiss my white ass, Ball!"
 
+3
Vote Up Vote Down
The_Soloist
10:26AM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips."
"It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips."
 
-8
Vote Up Vote Down
DarkElfa
9:53AM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
It would have been nice to tell us what actual stunts the guy pulled.
It would have been nice to tell us what actual stunts the guy pulled.