Princess of Mars teaser

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by: Dave Davis Nov. 24, 2009

If you were hoping for a glimpse of Disney's upcoming adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' famous sci-fi tale... then you've been rolled. However, if you wanted a look at Antonio Sabato Jr.'s rippling torso and Traci Lords in skimpy attire, then you just won the pink elephant.

Yep, the mockbuster-makers at The Asylum can't wait until the legit big-budget epic is ready to hit screens -- they're already thrusting their chump-ready cheapie PRINCESS OF MARS before your anxious oculars.

The trailer for their latest thinly disguised but almost competent forgery can be found below. Enjoy!

Source: JoBlo

Extra Tidbit: Other Asylum "classics" include AVH: ALIEN VS HUNTER, I AM OMEGA, DEATH RACERS, THE DAY EARTH STOPPED and TRANSMORPHERS: FALL OF MAN.

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quarrelman
5:34PM on 01/03/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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horrible, horrible. A true ERB fan will be dissapointed, I was. Its so far off the book, new characters, old princess (still sexy tho)and the worst sword fighting in history. Dont waste your money
horrible, horrible. A true ERB fan will be dissapointed, I was. Its so far off the book, new characters, old princess (still sexy tho)and the worst sword fighting in history. Dont waste your money
 
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TBagNUrMom
1:21PM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Not that I'm opposed to seeing Lords half naked, but damn that looks horrible.
Not that I'm opposed to seeing Lords half naked, but damn that looks horrible.
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quarrelman
5:30PM on 01/03/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
seen it, its horrible
seen it, its horrible
 
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fat-womanizer
6:04AM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The princess looks wayyy to cheap. More like a "Prostitute of Mars". And the trailer sucks. This could've been great.
The princess looks wayyy to cheap. More like a "Prostitute of Mars". And the trailer sucks. This could've been great.
 
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DarkElfa
12:44AM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I can't talk on the film itself but whoever did the trailer should be shot...

out of a cannon...

into the sun.
I can't talk on the film itself but whoever did the trailer should be shot...

out of a cannon...

into the sun.
 
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filmguy450
12:29AM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I love the Asylum!
Their movies are cheap, but all sorts of fun, and sometimes better than their major league counterpoints; ie- Land That Time Forgot vs. Land Of The Lost, Haunting In Winchester House vs. Haunting In Connecticut, and both their Transmorphers movies vs. both Transformers movies. I am totally for these guys and think they are awesome!
Their movies are cheap, but all sorts of fun, and sometimes better than their major league counterpoints; ie- Land That Time Forgot vs. Land Of The Lost, Haunting In Winchester House vs. Haunting In Connecticut, and both their Transmorphers movies vs. both Transformers movies. I am totally for these guys and think they are awesome!
 
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Mandee
12:28AM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Dumb and Lame...
...and not the least bit funny. What the hell's the point?
...and not the least bit funny. What the hell's the point?
 
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GroundlessNFree
12:05AM on 11/25/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Unfortunately, "A Princess of Mars" is in the public domain and they have as much a right to make this as they would an Asylum version of Romeo & Juliet.
Unfortunately, "A Princess of Mars" is in the public domain and they have as much a right to make this as they would an Asylum version of Romeo & Juliet.
 
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anomaly7
10:40PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
How does this company stay in business? Seriously, do people pay for this?
How does this company stay in business? Seriously, do people pay for this?
 
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DonkeysRAliens
9:43PM on 11/24/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
dear god... no
dear god... no