Yup, JoBlo.com is back in Cannes this year, and
although our emphasis will likely be a lot more on content, reviews,
interviews and events this year (and yes, plenty of pictures), as
opposed to some of my rookie personal journals from last year, we
still expect to provide you all of the latest scoops and reviews on
tons of upcoming movies, straight from the Croisette along the
French Riviera (the Arrow has joined me on this round).
Last
year's coverage was a lot of fun and filled to the brim, and we
hope to bring you more of the same, this time around. As per last
year, below are pictures from along the infamous Croisette
boulevard, packed with billboards, posters and all the latest from
upcoming movies. For many of the cooler "first look"
posters, you should be able to CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO ENLARGE.
Talk to you guys soon, and don't forget to check out my "Brush
with Salma" story as well. Life does have a smidge of meaning
after all. Cheers!
"Transporter II" starring Jason Statham, guns and oil
slicks
"Bandidas" starring Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz and my
pants
"Love and other Disasters" starring Brittany Murphy,
presented by Luc Besson and David Fincher (huh) and written and
directed by Alek Keshishian
"Revolver" starring Jason Statham Ray Liotta and my pants.
Written and directed by Guy Ritchie (with no help from Madonna)
"Three Burials" starring Barry Pepper, written by Dwight
Yoakam and directed by Tommy Lee Jones. Let's hope he's not chasing
someone in this one as well.
"The Stone Council" starring Monica Bellucci. 'Nuff said.
I'm there with my cockring on!
"Ice Age2: The Meltdown" coming in 2006. "Berge Age:
The Shootdown" coming all year long in a singles bar near you.
"Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang", NOT the story of J-Lo's life,
but a film written and directed by Shane Black, and starring Robert
Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer.
"War of the Worlds" starring Tom Cruise and directed by
Steven Spielberg.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, the Wardrobe
and that Lady Who Smells Funny and Lives by Herself at the End of
Everyone's Street"
"Fantastic Four" starring Jessica Alba's breasts, my pants
and a lawsuit
"Ice Age 2: The Meltdown" aka "Ice Age 2: Ray Romano
Needs More Money"
"Stealth" starring Josh Lucas as the cute white guy for
the girls in the audience, Jamie Foxx as the cute black guy for the
urban audiences and Jessica Biel as the hottie for the horndog
audiences.
Tony Jaa is the next Bruce Lee!! Or so they'd have us believe.
I have no idea why this poster never made it to North America, but
it's got "kick" and "ass" written all over it.
Kinda like me, except for the "kick" part.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Movie That Was Made in Order to
Cash in on that Whole LOTR Thang"
"El Muerto" starring that Spanish kid from "That '70s
Show" aka "The Crow" for kids too young to remember
how great the original film was.
"Battle in Heaven" starring who gives a shit because she's
nude, dude! Also known as the "Battle in my Pants"
"Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith".....RIIIIIIIISE!!!
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