Sizemore does porn?

Believe it or not, this headline is not a simple "play on words" like Mike's awesome Into the Blue balls headline from Friday, as it appears as though actor Tom Sizemore might actually be in the peddling of porn biz-nazz at this point of his career, starring...himself!!

Just this past weekend, as a surprising number of JoBlo.com members got together in one place (most people working on our site are scattered throughout the world) including myself, Indiana Sev, JaneBlo and the Arrow were at the Shootin' Surgeon's big wedding (drop the bastard an email of congratulations, will ya!!-- although he's on his honeymoon for the next two weeks), we sat, drank and discussed the nuttiness that is the recently opened website entitled www.xxxtom.com (you must be 18 years and older to check it out), featuring the once-great actor Tom Sizemore, amazing in such films as LOCK UP, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, HEAT, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN and so many others, nailing ladies, eating lotsa shtuff and having himself an all-around, drugged-up ol' time (while taking shots at the LAPD??). You can see the trailer to the site below.

I have NO IDEA if the actual Tom Sizemore has anything to do with this site (if you know, please email me about it), but he's definitely on the videos, which might be explained by the fact that he was recently diagnosed with something called "priapism", which some doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse. Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress." Yipes.

Oh, and did I mention that the song playing as the Surgeon and his wife walked into the reception hall was The Scorpions' "Rock You Like A Hurricane"?? Can't get much cooler than that. 

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(raunchy sex scenes ensue)

Source: JoBlo.com