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Alba is a nerd Sep. 8, 2008
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WARNING: The following movie will for sure blow whenever it is released. This is pretty much a fact. But! It stars Jessica Alba and that is news worthy in and of itself--especially with all the horndogs that cruise this site. The film is called AN INVISIBLE SIGN OF MY OWN and it will star Jessica as--get this--a young woman who has retreated from the world and is consumed by numbers and math. Apparently things start to change for her once she becomes a second grade teacher. So Jessica will play a woman consumed by math. Maybe I should be cast as the boyfriend, who is consumed with having sex with his girlfriend who is consumed with math. Just a thought.

Extra Tidbit: Even if Jessica wanted to bang me I would say no. I have a girlfriend.

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BarryShaft
11:49PM on 09/08/2008
Three words: Dr. Christmas Jones
Three words: Dr. Christmas Jones
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navarr0
7:51PM on 09/08/2008
????? Math? Ok.
????? Math? Ok.
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Freakinflax
5:05PM on 09/08/2008
Liar. Or your gf sucks. No offense.
Liar. Or your gf sucks. No offense.
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Jessica 101
The Wretched
4:17PM on 09/08/2008
This sounds like a great film.Alba as a nerd...sign me up.
This sounds like a great film.Alba as a nerd...sign me up.
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TBagNUrMom
1:36PM on 09/08/2008
Here's some math for you. 2 + 2 = me on top of Jessica having my way with that magnificent A$$! God bless America.
Here's some math for you. 2 + 2 = me on top of Jessica having my way with that magnificent A$$! God bless America.
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my g/f would
joeyatog
12:01PM on 09/08/2008
let me bang Jessica Alba if I had that chance! Just like i would let her bang Dave Batista from the WWE! chances like that don't come along very often! =p
let me bang Jessica Alba if I had that chance! Just like i would let her bang Dave Batista from the WWE! chances like that don't come along very often! =p
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HoyleHaw
11:16AM on 09/08/2008
I'm willing to wait until I see one photo of her in character to pass judgment. If she looks like a nerd who in another life is as hot as the real Jessica Alba, then she's succeeded, if she looks like Jessica Alba try...
I'm willing to wait until I see one photo of her in character to pass judgment. If she looks like a nerd who in another life is as hot as the real Jessica Alba, then she's succeeded, if she looks like Jessica Alba trying to look brainy, then she's failed miserably. Follow all that?
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DocSavage
9:54AM on 09/08/2008
BEST...PHOTO...EVER.
BEST...PHOTO...EVER.
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The only casting less believable...
Throckmorton
9:30AM on 09/08/2008
was Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist. What ever happened to casting women who could play sexy and smart, like Honor Blackman.
was Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist. What ever happened to casting women who could play sexy and smart, like Honor Blackman.
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TeawithBlood
7:32AM on 09/08/2008
Liar liar pants on fire.
Liar liar pants on fire.
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Obergeist
5:14AM on 09/08/2008
The most unbelievable casting of the year.
The most unbelievable casting of the year.
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TeawithBlood
4:48AM on 09/08/2008
Liar liar pants on fire.
Liar liar pants on fire.
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unitedvisions
4:01AM on 09/08/2008
Like Hell you would. Wait... is your girlfriend Jessica Biel? Did I spell that right? Who knows. But one thing that is for certain is how much this movie is going to suck. They should cast Paul Walker as the single da...
Like Hell you would. Wait... is your girlfriend Jessica Biel? Did I spell that right? Who knows. But one thing that is for certain is how much this movie is going to suck. They should cast Paul Walker as the single dad who falls for the teacher. Those two are perfect for each other.
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