Poster Store  |  Join / Register  |  Log In  |  RSS Newsfeeds  |  Advertise  |  Newsletter  |  Contact Us
   

 News Schmews Etc!
 Worthington's Crime
 Up in the Air clips
 Brothers dream clip
 Review: New Moon
 Megan will live on
 The Hot Five!!
 Season of Witch...
 MOVIE POLL # 524
 Abrams' Salt and Gorn
 Jane Eyre gets cast
 Hoffman no Focker?
 Review: Bad Lieutenant
 Jason Segel's new song
 BTS of Wolfman!
 One more for Thor
 4th Underworld coming
 Gladiators gets writer
 Buddy Holly...
 Review: The Blind Side
 Review: Fantastic...
 DVD: March of the...
 Mel talks Mad Max 4
 DVD: Heat
 Spielberg Under Dome
 Samurai Jack update
 Ratner does Bollywood
 Bloodrayne 3, really?
 Conan Moon funny
 A Precious poster
 Remember Me trailer
 Pitt falls into Void
 Cast This: Cpt. Price
 Oscar docs list
 Most overpaid actors
 Orphanage loses...
 Amy's 10 Best Days
 Warhammer 40K movie
 Another Spidey rumor
 Cycler gets a movie
 Download with Freeman
 DVD: Rocky: The...
 DVD: Logan's Run
 Daybreakers PSA
 Eddie Murphy's next?
 Blood Simple remake...
 Weitz stops directing?
 Four for Ga'hoole
 Daybreakers poster 3
 New Olympians trailer
 MovieMaker promo
 Latest movie scripts!
 French Avatar poster
 Boll's Far Cry trailer
 Contest: Fight Club!
 Three Wolf Moon
 Up via Russ Meyer
 Miley's new trailer
 The Ten Spot 2/2 -...
 Jason Lee & Lennon

  Gabriella Lucia Hot-mi
  Ashley Greene hotness
  Fox spreads for NYT
  MichT Does Vicky's
  Swift is Leggy
  Hot for the Cook
  Hottie Clip #475
  ScreenCaps - Jessica...
  Wow WTF Meester?
  Katy in Red
  I See Her Danes!
  AshG Loves Burton
  Give Me, Kate!
  Battle of the Babes #79
  Emmy Gets Gapped
  Paquin Marries
  Fox's SNL Shoot
  Carmen Sex Tape?

  IFC Goes Netflix
  News: Capitalism: A...
  News: Cliffhanger (BD)
  EXCL: Angels/Demons...
  DVD: March of the...
  DVD: Heat
  DVD: Pandemic
  Who's Renting What?
  News: The Burning Plain
  DVD: Dark Country
  DVD: Rocky: The...
  DVD: Logan's Run
  Update: Cloudy with...
  News: The Keeper
  Update: Pandorum
  Awfully Good #101
  DVD: Dead Air
  DVD: Thirst

  More Paranormal...
  Lost Boys 3 Hottie
  Jason, 'Busters &...
  Couple Cool Vids
  Kill of the Day #279
  Avatar runtime revealed
  Descent 2 U.K. TV spot
  3 cool new Road clips
  My Ex plot/trailer
  New Moon breaks record
  Sign ROTLD book...
  New Season/Witch...
  Panic Attack short!
  Worthington's Crime
  Your 69 cents: New Moon
  Asylum rips Paranormal
  Review: Law Abiding...
  The Factory update

Asteroids: The Movie Jul. 2, 2009
Comments: 11
30%
\"\"
Source: THR

Though perhaps a little late on the whole killer asteroid/meteor craze that was so popular in the late-90s, Universal has won the rights to make a film based on the 1979 Atari game "Asteroids." Actually the movie will likely resemble more the game's box (right) than the game itself, which featured no color and used only 6KB of code.

For those of you too young to remember "Asteroids," it was basically a little triangular ship that had to fly around space shooting the asteroids plummeting towards Earth. Beyond that, the game had zero plot and the onus to create one from scratch will be on Uni and producer Lorenzo Di Bonaventura (TRANSFORMERS, GI JOE). As Hollywood Reporter points out though, that shouldn't be new to them though as they're currently coming up with plots to plotless games like "Candyland" and "Battleship."

I won't get into how moronic this idea is (why get into a bidding war when you're essentially creating the plot from scratch?), but if you were going to adapt an early-80s-era video game into a movie, why not GALAGA? That at least has something to it. Or just take the money that you spent to get "Asteroids" and put it back into BIOSHOCK a movie based on a game that actually has an intriguing storyline...

Extra Tidbit: The maximum high score in "Asteroids" is 99,990, after which is reverts to zero.

Latest Comments

11 Discussions (Expand All) | Show: Oldest First | Newest First | Most Popular

+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
really?
ActionFan81
2:57PM on 07/03/2009
This sounds like [link]
This sounds like [link]
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
TETRIS!!
deepshit
1:56PM on 07/03/2009
This should prolly drive someone to make Tetris: The Movie! Its about how hollywood writers are trying to make the best of whatever ideas they have and come out with a movie!
This should prolly drive someone to make Tetris: The Movie! Its about how hollywood writers are trying to make the best of whatever ideas they have and come out with a movie!
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
Gradius: The Movie
Ayestrain
8:20AM on 07/03/2009
I was actually thinking the other day what a cool movie Gradius would make.

Astroids, that's probably gonna fucking suck.
I was actually thinking the other day what a cool movie Gradius would make.

Astroids, that's probably gonna fucking suck.
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
darkstrEam
8:18AM on 07/03/2009
Al Pacino is Q-Bert.
I'd love to see him get method on that character.
Al Pacino is Q-Bert.
I'd love to see him get method on that character.
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
korollocke
5:37PM on 07/02/2009
So we can expect River Raid,Pitfall,Centipede,Combat,Robotron,Jungle Hunt and Yars Revenge in the future? Personally I would love to see Ramapage the movie!
So we can expect River Raid,Pitfall,Centipede,Combat,Robotron,Jungle Hunt and Yars Revenge in the future? Personally I would love to see Ramapage the movie!
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
Frosty_86
3:32PM on 07/02/2009
Its most definately officially now Hollywood has completely run out of ideas
Its most definately officially now Hollywood has completely run out of ideas
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
JohnLocke2342
2:23PM on 07/02/2009
You have to be fucking kidding me
You have to be fucking kidding me
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
foxgate2000
1:54PM on 07/02/2009
Didn't Michael Bay already make this movie and call it Armageddon?
Didn't Michael Bay already make this movie and call it Armageddon?
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
THIS SUMMER...
Darin
12:14PM on 07/02/2009
Christian Bale will lead a team of Fighter Pilots and give them orders on blowing up the asteroids in space, WITH A FORCED RASPY VOICE!
Christian Bale will lead a team of Fighter Pilots and give them orders on blowing up the asteroids in space, WITH A FORCED RASPY VOICE!
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
WTF?!
Draktyr
11:15AM on 07/02/2009
Yeah, you said it, beatrixkiddo...I think I may have threw up a bit in my mouth.... :(
Yeah, you said it, beatrixkiddo...I think I may have threw up a bit in my mouth.... :(
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
 
beatrixkiddo
10:50AM on 07/02/2009
Um, really?

I give up.
Um, really?

I give up.
Viewing page 1 of 2 back more









Daily Quote Archives | Box-Office | Movie Games | Stanley Kubrick Tribute | Chat Room | JoBlo Comic Strip | Contests | Links
Advertise on this Site | JoBlo in the Media | JoBlo.com Newsletter | Site Credits | Privacy Policy | Contact Us

© 1998 - present JoBlo Media Inc., All Rights Reserved Hello | JoBlo is a trademark of JoBlo Media Inc.
All movie titles, pictures, etc... are registered trademarks and/or copyrights of their respective holders

Hosting provided by the good folks at Nexcess.net
  Site Design by Face3media