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Black X-mas clip Dec. 7, 2006
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Despite the fact that the latest horror remake BLACK CHRISTMAS' website sucks the big one (c'mon folks, at least pretend that you put a little effort into it), they have started to jack up their promotion for the film, which is set to open on Christmas Day, opposite ol' ROCKY BALBOA himself, as well as a slew of other movies.

Will it find a place among the rest of the pack? Not sure, but I dug the FINAL DESTINATION movies and if the writer of the first and third DESTINATION flicks (and director of the underrated WILLARD), Glen Morgan, can pull off something cool and unique with this film, we might have something fun for which to look forward after our drunken hangovers on X-Mas eve.

If not, well, we can add X-MAS to the pack of bad ideas that Hollywood keeps cranking out these days. Originality thy name is definitely not Hollywood. That said, the clip below is pretty cool, despite the fact that all of the actual violence is off-screen. Ho-ho-ho.

LARGE - CHRISTMAS COOKIES

MEDIUM - CHRISTMAS COOKIES

SMALL - CHRISTMAS COOKIES

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blk_flower
3:14PM on 12/07/2006
it may not be oscar worthy but a lot of critics still love horror movies but the shit they're getting is crap. If it's slash and bash slasher flicks like this then of course they won't like it, all this clip was, was ...
it may not be oscar worthy but a lot of critics still love horror movies but the shit they're getting is crap. If it's slash and bash slasher flicks like this then of course they won't like it, all this clip was, was trying to show some creative kills. It's uninteresting and it's certianly not scary.
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Possibility
Snoogans3000
2:18PM on 12/07/2006
Well I for one am looking forward to this movie. I know that it will not be great in the least but hear me out.. First its not the typical Christmas Movie. No Santa, No Jingle Bells, no happy presents. Second, i th...
Well I for one am looking forward to this movie. I know that it will not be great in the least but hear me out.. First its not the typical Christmas Movie. No Santa, No Jingle Bells, no happy presents. Second, i think the makers of this movie know that it was not going to be oscar worthy, so they set out to make a good old fashioned slasher. I am hoping that Black Christmas is like slither in the way that it maikes fun of itself so much that the movies was descent. At any rate I think that this will be one slay ride that we won't soon forget.....sorry had to make the obvious joke since no one has done it yet.
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Mojave
1:33PM on 12/07/2006
That may be the single worst piece of film I've ever seen.

Ever.
That may be the single worst piece of film I've ever seen.

Ever.
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Stupid shit
vini
9:48AM on 12/07/2006
Seriously one of the most retarded premises I have ever seen put into film.
Seriously one of the most retarded premises I have ever seen put into film.
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Not in film?
mzieg
7:37AM on 12/07/2006
I thought I remembered an earlier posting (on Arrow?) saying that the best clips from the trailer weren't even in the movie -- they were reshoots at the behest of marketing. Or was that another movie?
I thought I remembered an earlier posting (on Arrow?) saying that the best clips from the trailer weren't even in the movie -- they were reshoots at the behest of marketing. Or was that another movie?
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Corny or Stupid?
jampes
12:10AM on 12/07/2006
I can't decide which adjective is more appropriate.
I can't decide which adjective is more appropriate.









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