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GI Joe boobs too small? Jun. 26, 2008
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Breaking news today is that Stephen Sommers is actually at least ten times cooler than you actually thought he was. Apparently, on the set of GI JOE, he instructed Sienna Miller to wear fake breasts as her own cleavage was not big enough for him. In other news, I'll probably check this movie out now.

"(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs... They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, 'I'm gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,' and I don't have them so we made them bigger... At least he's honest. But I was mildly offended."

You know what, now that I think about it, you can say what you like about Stephen Sommers but homeboy can make a girl look good, no? Kate Beckinsale in VEN HELSING, Rachel Weisz in THE MUMMY RETURNS and now he's putting Sienna Miller in skin-tight leather with an enhanced chest. His films might be horrible [edit: actually, I did enjoy THE MUMMY], but I think we can all agree this guy is a freaking hero to the working class of this planet.

Extra Tidbit: Today is P.T. Anderson's birthday! Rejoice!

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Creasy
12:48PM on 06/28/2008
What do you mean, "enjoy Mummy"? That movie was fucking awesome. It is still the BEST adventure movie since the Indiana Jones trilogy (and continues to be the best one sinc then, since Indy 4 wasn't as good). Anyway, ...
What do you mean, "enjoy Mummy"? That movie was fucking awesome. It is still the BEST adventure movie since the Indiana Jones trilogy (and continues to be the best one sinc then, since Indy 4 wasn't as good). Anyway, ya, Helsing sucked, so we'll see.
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terraphim86
1:07AM on 06/27/2008
Van Helsing was horrible. He better not mess up G.I. Joe.
Van Helsing was horrible. He better not mess up G.I. Joe.
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Halik
10:55PM on 06/26/2008
Why did the title of this article change?
Why did the title of this article change?
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anomaly7
6:03PM on 06/26/2008
The Mummy was awesome. Van Helsing and Mummy returns, not so much. Although I'm not crazy about this movie, I'm still anxious to see a trailer.
The Mummy was awesome. Van Helsing and Mummy returns, not so much. Although I'm not crazy about this movie, I'm still anxious to see a trailer.
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WHAAAAT????!!!!
SpartanPete
5:56PM on 06/26/2008
Dude seriously you weren't paying attention to the size of the boobs during the cartoons?! Me and my friends had deep discussions over who was the hottest: Lady Jay, Scarlett or the Baroness. I always chose the Barone...
Dude seriously you weren't paying attention to the size of the boobs during the cartoons?! Me and my friends had deep discussions over who was the hottest: Lady Jay, Scarlett or the Baroness. I always chose the Baroness because I like the dirty ones and glasses always tickles that funny bone. Explains me nearly stalking Tina Fey.

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HoyleHaw
5:54PM on 06/26/2008
I don't think people hated Sommers for making bad movies, but for getting the chance to revamp the old horror franchises and turning out shallow action extravaganzas that didn't live up to their hype.

B...
I don't think people hated Sommers for making bad movies, but for getting the chance to revamp the old horror franchises and turning out shallow action extravaganzas that didn't live up to their hype.

But I too enjoyed "The Mummy."
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JH's corpse
5:20PM on 06/26/2008
I think this is dumb. i'd prefer ti natural above anything otherwise what's the point? I think Sienna Miller looks great without them anyways. i don't see why the big tits are necesscary for this. i mean its' a nostal...
I think this is dumb. i'd prefer ti natural above anything otherwise what's the point? I think Sienna Miller looks great without them anyways. i don't see why the big tits are necesscary for this. i mean its' a nostalgia trip and i don't know about you but i wasn't realy focusing on that when watching saturday mornign cartoons...
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domzio
4:33PM on 06/26/2008
Cut Stephen Sommers some slack. I think he is a great modern day B-Movie director. Deep Rising, The Mummy 1+2 and Van Helsing, while all were a bit heavy on the CG, I found them to be incredibly entertaining big budge...
Cut Stephen Sommers some slack. I think he is a great modern day B-Movie director. Deep Rising, The Mummy 1+2 and Van Helsing, while all were a bit heavy on the CG, I found them to be incredibly entertaining big budget B-Movies. The Sci-Fi channel wishes they could get the budgets Sommers gets to play with. I actually watched Deep Rising not that long ago and was surprised by how well some of the VFX held up. As for GI-Joe, I'm a bit neutral on it for now, but it def has some potential.
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I agree with writer19
track100
4:24PM on 06/26/2008
You guys are perving out a little too much over this children's movie.
You guys are perving out a little too much over this children's movie.
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Stephen fuckin Sommers
writer19
3:30PM on 06/26/2008
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HYPE FOR THIS FUCKIN MOVIE. Every damn piece of news is front page. I don't get it
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HYPE FOR THIS FUCKIN MOVIE. Every damn piece of news is front page. I don't get it
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Setting the record straight.
Cigarette Burn
2:58PM on 06/26/2008
Let's not forget Famke Janssen in DEEP RISING - talk about tasty. Regarding the conversation below about the ending of DEEP RISING. Yes, it's similar to LOST in that trees shake and topple over on an island because of...
Let's not forget Famke Janssen in DEEP RISING - talk about tasty. Regarding the conversation below about the ending of DEEP RISING. Yes, it's similar to LOST in that trees shake and topple over on an island because of (presumably) a monster of some sort, but to say LOST "totally ripped off" the ending of some B-grade monster movie is retarded. You're entitled to your opinion, but let's be real here: VAN HELSING was truly awful.
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ironsurfer
2:43PM on 06/26/2008
You sound like you should be using the imdb forums not Joblo. I said it ripped the end not the whole show. i love lost just think its similar to deep rising in that part. As for Van Helsing, just an opinon. Now move a...
You sound like you should be using the imdb forums not Joblo. I said it ripped the end not the whole show. i love lost just think its similar to deep rising in that part. As for Van Helsing, just an opinon. Now move along to the angry people at imdb.
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ironsurfer
xxxoverridexxx
2:04PM on 06/26/2008
Lost ripped off Deep Rising?

Are you on crack?

Why because they land on an island?

Ohh with that logic that means Deep Rising ripped off Gilligan's Island which ripped off...
Lost ripped off Deep Rising?

Are you on crack?

Why because they land on an island?

Ohh with that logic that means Deep Rising ripped off Gilligan's Island which ripped off Gulliver's Travels and so on and so on...

and Van HElsing blew balls
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Sommers is Great
ironsurfer
2:00PM on 06/26/2008
I've never got the Stephen Sommers hating thing. The Mummy films are great fun and are responsible for alot of action that followed. Van Halsing was pretty decent and everyone forgot or (hasn't seen) the amazing Deep ...
I've never got the Stephen Sommers hating thing. The Mummy films are great fun and are responsible for alot of action that followed. Van Halsing was pretty decent and everyone forgot or (hasn't seen) the amazing Deep Rising which for the record Lost totally ripped of the ending to. Sommers always delivery's blockbusters.
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What?
BernieLaPlante
1:46PM on 06/26/2008
Who ever said his movies are horrible? The first two Mummy films are great! Thats two out of three good movies for Mr. Sommers
Who ever said his movies are horrible? The first two Mummy films are great! Thats two out of three good movies for Mr. Sommers
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NuclearMisfit
1:44PM on 06/26/2008
"Atleast hes honest. But I was mildly offended". I was offended you decided to take the role without doing any research boo on you Ms Miller.
"Atleast hes honest. But I was mildly offended". I was offended you decided to take the role without doing any research boo on you Ms Miller.
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