Moreno surprisingly survived the 4th of July to tell me stories of illegal fireworks and gun safety. I bitch about random fireworks across the street from my house and punching old men in the face. Mike Sampson does nothing wrong this week. We love him. Also:
-Moreno introduces me to the legendary blues singer, Buddy Guy, and explains how he spent his entire 4th of July editing his potty mouth.
- Box Office Results paves the way for more one-sided wagers as we study the absolute perfection of the top five. You have The kiddie flick, the summer blockbuster, the daddy drama, the chick flick, and the buddy comedy.
- During Release Dates we discuss why gay jokes don't make us laugh anymore, the prospect of Hayden Panettiere getting naked, Odette Yustman's perfect ass, Jacqueline Bisset's perfect tits, the awkwardness of watching Dakota Fanning growing up, and halfheartedly stick up for a Nicolas Cage movie.
- Moreno fills us in on the story that almost lead to Djimon Hounsou kicking his ass.
-Smarter or Dumber turns out to be a life changing moment for Moreno. He has finally scene WATCHMEN, and it affects him in ways he would never have believed. I call Amy Adams a frumpy bitch because of these pictures .
-Details on our inspired plans to host a live JoBlo Movie Podcast next week. Sunday night, July 12th at 10:00 pm EST. Be there.
Feel free to drop us a line at joblopodcast@joblo.com and ask us how you can be a part of our live podcast next week. You can also subscribe to the show for free using the links below and/or listen to us via our fancy new streaming thingy after the links.
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