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Machete update? Mar. 31, 2008
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Our favorite tattooed Mexican desperado Danny Trejo was at Indiana's Horrorhound convention this past weekend, and JoBlo reader 'Ronald S.' asked the blade-wielding badass about the proposed MACHETE flick. The response: "He said that they were going to start up again in April and that everyone should harass Robert Rodriguez and Troublemaker Studios to get it done faster."

The creepozoids over at Bloody Disgusting also grabbed some chat time with the outlaw, who told them Rodriguez was directing as well as producing, and that Dimension was eyeballing the probable direct-to-DVD property as a trilogy. That seems questionable, considering they couldn't get audiences to see one GRINDHOUSE (okay, sort of two), but considering the profit margin of home vid and Rodriguez's proclivity for slender budgets, anything is possible.

MACHETE was, of course, Robert Rodriguez's faux-trailer submission and one of the more popular pieces of the GRINDHOUSE experience. In case you missed it, here's the mock-up poster, which should also tell you everything you need to know about the movie.

MACHETE

Extra Tidbit: Head to Hot Topic for all your GRINDHOUSE merchandise needs.

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pumpkinsfan460
5:34PM on 04/01/2008
Where's my wife and daughter?!?
Where's my wife and daughter?!?
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Mut
1:00AM on 04/01/2008
C'mon, Rodriguez, drop the "Barbarella" remake and get crackin' on some "Machete!" (Unless, of course, Rose McGowan plays Barbarella and gets all kinds of nekkid - in that case, "Machete" can wait!)
C'mon, Rodriguez, drop the "Barbarella" remake and get crackin' on some "Machete!" (Unless, of course, Rose McGowan plays Barbarella and gets all kinds of nekkid - in that case, "Machete" can wait!)
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less talk, more action.
enver
11:18PM on 03/31/2008
i'm catching on to the idea of them making fake trailers and then producing full=length movies out of them.

come on! make this happen already
i'm catching on to the idea of them making fake trailers and then producing full=length movies out of them.

come on! make this happen already
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soulstealer82
11:10PM on 03/31/2008
I'm kinda looking forward to the Machete movie, i'm also getting excited about there maybe being a Werewolf Women Of The SS movie
I'm kinda looking forward to the Machete movie, i'm also getting excited about there maybe being a Werewolf Women Of The SS movie
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tylerj
10:51PM on 03/31/2008
I'm with snowboy. DON'T was the best trailer and I'd much rather see that expanded. But Machete was pretty cool too.


(...anything but Thanksgiving. blecch)
I'm with snowboy. DON'T was the best trailer and I'd much rather see that expanded. But Machete was pretty cool too.


(...anything but Thanksgiving. blecch)
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darknite125
10:48PM on 03/31/2008
I would actually love to see all the trailers made into actual movies. As just trailers they were even better than Death Proof so as actual full lenght movies they would rule!
I would actually love to see all the trailers made into actual movies. As just trailers they were even better than Death Proof so as actual full lenght movies they would rule!
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DON'T!
Snowboy
10:18PM on 03/31/2008
I'd love to see "Don't!" as a movie..lol

But I too love that Machete poster, and will pwn it very soon. :)
I'd love to see "Don't!" as a movie..lol

But I too love that Machete poster, and will pwn it very soon. :)
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mathuVSmathu
10:17PM on 03/31/2008
that poster really does rock...i want to see all the fake trailers as movies....
that poster really does rock...i want to see all the fake trailers as movies....









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