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The Hills movie...? Mar. 28, 2008
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Hey, remember when you heard about the SEX AND THE CITY movie and your penis shivered and then slunk back into your body cavity? Well, I think I'm correct in saying you might be about to experience that sensation again, only worse.

I don't want to say this is a terrible idea, since I've never witnessed an episode of "The Hills", but if I had to speculate? Yeah, probably. Quite frankly, I have no idea who the hell these people are. But according to THIS interview, we might just be about to see moderately attractive brunette and chick with possibly the worst music video ever on the big screen! Are these people even famous? I'm in my early twenties and I already feel old. MTV spoke to Ms. Lauren Conrad, who said "We have kind of talked about it... I think if they were going to do a film of ‘The Hills’ they would basically film it like we do the show and they would just edit it into a movie. It would be like a really long episode.”

I know some journalists brave rebel armies in Kosovo or whatever for the sake of a story, but I just can't bring myself to see an episode of this thing. Respecting myself in the morning is very important in my culture. So, from Wikipedia: "The Hills" is an MTV reality television series and a continuation of the popular MTV show Laguna Beach. It documents the life of Lauren Conrad and several of her friends, after leaving her home in Laguna Beach, California."

Extra Tidbit: I assume that the words "reality" and "popular" were used loosely. Possibly also "friends".

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Oh God...that video...that song...
EBastard
5:10AM on 04/01/2008
not even Timbaland could save that shit.
not even Timbaland could save that shit.
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bmurboy
9:18PM on 03/29/2008
i agree that this is a shit idea. but not on her being moderately attractive. she's hot as fuck.
i agree that this is a shit idea. but not on her being moderately attractive. she's hot as fuck.
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The next big thing.
Fuzzyfoot
9:15PM on 03/28/2008
Well, I guess Hollywood is going to jump the gun on this phase of movie making. Yeah X-Files is coming back, (Belive me I love the show and won't miss the movie in theatres,) then we have Sex and The City coming out ...
Well, I guess Hollywood is going to jump the gun on this phase of movie making. Yeah X-Files is coming back, (Belive me I love the show and won't miss the movie in theatres,) then we have Sex and The City coming out as well, the recent atricle of the A-Team movie, I guess the suits think that turning shows into movies is the next way to go. I mean it seems like a bit much don't you think.
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Snowboy
9:14PM on 03/28/2008
Um....yay?
Um....yay?
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Z_oasis
7:57PM on 03/28/2008
GOD HELP US ALLLL!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HELP US ALLLL!!!!!!!!!!
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Kill Billionair
1:17PM on 03/28/2008
The worst video ever?

Blond chick, big breasts, bikini, beach.

Those 4 B's pretty much guarantee a great video.
The worst video ever?

Blond chick, big breasts, bikini, beach.

Those 4 B's pretty much guarantee a great video.
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bignoah87
9:51AM on 03/28/2008
Ok, did anybody else read the article? A laguna-beach spinoff that'll be turned into a movie? There's only one answer for this and that's a fat fucking NO.

Ok, did anybody else read the article? A laguna-beach spinoff that'll be turned into a movie? There's only one answer for this and that's a fat fucking NO.

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HORRIBLE IDEA
BekindRewindme
9:36AM on 03/28/2008
If they make this movie it should be made for television or DVD and NOT the big screen. This is a waste of space, money and time basically for anyone who is smart. This show, like all other "reality shows" is a JOKE a...
If they make this movie it should be made for television or DVD and NOT the big screen. This is a waste of space, money and time basically for anyone who is smart. This show, like all other "reality shows" is a JOKE and a BAD ONE.
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NuclearMisfit
9:24AM on 03/28/2008
This show is like watching some chicks hour long catty conversation, the movie will be no different.

However loved the nudes from Audry.
This show is like watching some chicks hour long catty conversation, the movie will be no different.

However loved the nudes from Audry.
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Ohhhh that Heidi...
Conz
8:26AM on 03/28/2008
I hate that little.....uhh, i mean, never saw this show...can it work?

but seriously, i love LC, dont know why. I havent seen alot of this show, but those naked pics of the brunette (Audry?) on the net...
I hate that little.....uhh, i mean, never saw this show...can it work?

but seriously, i love LC, dont know why. I havent seen alot of this show, but those naked pics of the brunette (Audry?) on the net are nice!
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