Transformers 2 quotes!
There's no denying that Michael Bay's TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is a box office juggernaut, but let's be honest, that's about all it is. Oh wait. According to critics like Peter Travers of Rolling Stone, it's also "beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness." Oh and Robert Wilonsky of The Village Voice thinks it's "a bewildering, noisy, sloppy, cynical piece of work." I for one can't fathom why they would think such awful things about Michael Bay's masterpiece. Here is IMDB's collection of some of the best quotes from TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. To all the critics: y'all need to wake da eff up
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9:20PM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
And I also wanted robots that I could tell apart from each other.
What I got was an embarassing mess, and that's MY opinion I made myself.
People really make themselves sound like fucking retards by saying "all ...
And I also wanted robots that I could tell apart from each other.
What I got was an embarassing mess, and that's MY opinion I made myself.
People really make themselves sound like fucking retards by saying "all I wanted was a movie with big booms and pretty shiny robots", dumb cunts.
"Popcorn flick"... dummies.
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A piece of shit is a piece of shit, and shouldn't be given a 'get out of jail free' card just for being a summer movie. That's an insult to films like The Dark Knight, Raiders of the Lost Ark, et al.
A piece of shit is a piece of shit, and shouldn't be given a 'get out of jail free' card just for being a summer movie. That's an insult to films like The Dark Knight, Raiders of the Lost Ark, et al.
5:32PM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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Let's break it down. As we all know, IMDb has a memorable quotes section. A lot of the time, users will actually submit "memorable quotes" in their best definition.
But the problem is, whenever a new movie comes out, users are so fuckin' keen on posting ANY qu...
Let's break it down. As we all know, IMDb has a memorable quotes section. A lot of the time, users will actually submit "memorable quotes" in their best definition.
But the problem is, whenever a new movie comes out, users are so fuckin' keen on posting ANY quotes from the trailers/spots, just to needlessly fill up the section. You know how you can tell (evidenced above)? Because they're littered with "[from trailer]" markings.
So certain IMDb users are beyond fuckin' stupid for submitting what you see above (the majority of the dialogue in the trailers, which by the way, are only there because the marketing strategy clearly didn't need to go heavy into dialogue). Then the IMDb admins are equally fuckin' stupid for accepting these submissions and accepting them as "memorable quotes", when in actuality, they are just the only bits of dialogue given in the trailers.
T2:RotF has been out a week. Let other users submit ACTUAL quotes from the movie, the [from trailer] ones will disappear, and then people will have one less half-assed reason to bash another kickass Michael Bay summer action blockbuster.
How this somehow constitutes "movie news" is an insult to this website and only lowers its level down to the idiots who submit the quotes in the first place, and the admins who accept them. That is all.
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But who cares, you all loved those humans, didnt you? I mean, we all love to see moms eat pot brownies and dudes taser themselves in the balls when watching a ...
But who cares, you all loved those humans, didnt you? I mean, we all love to see moms eat pot brownies and dudes taser themselves in the balls when watching a "Transformers" movie, right? Huh? No? Oh... okay...
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Sure, the new one's garbage. But it's awesome garbage. Very awesome garbage. Shitcrazy story, awes...
Sure, the new one's garbage. But it's awesome garbage. Very awesome garbage. Shitcrazy story, awesome action. When I go to see a movie like TF2 I just wanna' have fun, don't really care about the story or the plot. My mind just picks up [link] Prime." Good enough for me!
Oh, that doesn't mean I don't like movies with quality. When I go to see The Dark Knight...THEN I look for quality, folks.
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I and others like me have a hard time enjoying a poorly written film, no matter how much stuff blows up. I absolutely refuse to believe that a movie can't involve a lot of explosions while also being well made (i.e...
I and others like me have a hard time enjoying a poorly written film, no matter how much stuff blows up. I absolutely refuse to believe that a movie can't involve a lot of explosions while also being well made (i.e. Terminator II, Die Hard, The Dark Knight, etc.) - I wish people would stop pretending that well made movies can't be fun and fun movies can't be well made because it simply isn't true. Such sentiments only serve to handicap the film and I don't see why audiences should choose to lower their expectations just because a film has a large budget, has plenty of explosions, comes out during a warm season, & because it's directed by Michael fucking Bay!
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"Mikaela Banes: Kiss this bitch!"
"Mudflap: It's an ass-whoopin', it's *supposed* to hurt!"
I bet a black solider also says "aww hell no" at some point in the movie as well.
"Mikaela Banes: Kiss this bitch!"
"Mudflap: It's an ass-whoopin', it's *supposed* to hurt!"
I bet a black solider also says "aww hell no" at some point in the movie as well.
12:14PM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
that'd be sooooo funny!!! hahahah...not really
that'd be sooooo funny!!! hahahah...not really
11:44AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
and 2) the Internet's hatred of Transformers 2.
It was a fun, popcorn summer action movie. I too was not a big fan of the humor overdose, but Bay put that in for the kids. And guess what? I took my 13 ye...
and 2) the Internet's hatred of Transformers 2.
It was a fun, popcorn summer action movie. I too was not a big fan of the humor overdose, but Bay put that in for the kids. And guess what? I took my 13 year old cousin to see it and guess who her favorite characters were? The twins!!!
I think that all us Internet fanboys need to get over the fact that this movie is not simply made for 20 to 30 year old geeks who grew up on a cartoon. This movie is made to be enjoyed by kids as well, and by doing so it dumbed down the humor a little too much, but hey - GET OVER IT ALREADY!
So to me, it was a tad juvenile and not as good as the first, but it was still a very entertaining movie.
11:18AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Its a summer action popcorn movie. When I go to see a movies like this I don't expect to see an oscar worthy storyline or dynamic well written characters. I go to see Megan Fox's hot ass, things blow up, and cars transform.
Some movies I just like to go into and b...
Its a summer action popcorn movie. When I go to see a movies like this I don't expect to see an oscar worthy storyline or dynamic well written characters. I go to see Megan Fox's hot ass, things blow up, and cars transform.
Some movies I just like to go into and be wowed by the visuals and could careless about story, escape reality and looks at Megan Fox, ohhhhhh that Megan Fox...
Its just my opinoin but I enjoyed it for what it was a good popcorn flick.
Oh and by the way Joe Jackson is a pisser. That interview was the best comedy I've seen all year. Laughed so hard my ribs hurt.
Megan Fox Mmmmmmmm....I would pay 10.50 to watch her sit in a chair and read a book to herself for 2 hours...MMmmmmmmm
11:07AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yeah... that's about all I have to say about the latest steaming pile of shit from Michael Bay.
Yeah... that's about all I have to say about the latest steaming pile of shit from Michael Bay.
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I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, and ...
I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, and I don't know if I will. Maybe on dvd.
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MULDER!!!
SCULLY!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MULDER!!!
SCULLY!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
9:21AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
So at the very least, I don't need to hear what every other film critic had to say AGAIN.
So at the very least, I don't need to hear what every other film critic had to say AGAIN.
9:20AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
Agent Simmons: "What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
...
Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
Agent Simmons: "What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.
Jetfire: My father was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did it with honor!
hahaha :))) many funny moments
...but still, for the staff of joblo, why in the hell you take your thoughts from critics ? don`t u have an opinion of yours and just yours without consulting the critics view on the matter?...critics are a bunch of retard asses...last time I checked, Bruno had 100% rate...now WTF is wrong with the world? seriously? it seems people like more and more prehistorical times and tend to act that way...if you think like critics, then I feel sorry for you :)))
8:40AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Priceless.
Priceless.
7:39AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
F""k the critics, i actually had fun with TF2. It would be nice if people formed their own opinions and stopped ganging up on a movie that is obviously not the worst movie of the year.
F""k the critics, i actually had fun with TF2. It would be nice if people formed their own opinions and stopped ganging up on a movie that is obviously not the worst movie of the year.
7:19AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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or just an excuse to get people riled up again?
or just an excuse to get people riled up again?
5:09AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
SAM (to the computer nerd): This is what you wanted: alien robots. If you want to walk away then walk away but just stop complaining.
I swear it sounds as though Sam was talking to the audience doesn't it?
Or how about this one:
"Sector Seven" GUY (to the old reformed decepticon): To much...
SAM (to the computer nerd): This is what you wanted: alien robots. If you want to walk away then walk away but just stop complaining.
I swear it sounds as though Sam was talking to the audience doesn't it?
Or how about this one:
"Sector Seven" GUY (to the old reformed decepticon): To much information! Get to the point! Condense! Condense!
Sounds to me like somebody wasn't happy wtiting this script and passed on what he was told through the dialogue. :)
Martin
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prettiest fashion? sure you're not supposed to be over on the bruno page man?
prettiest fashion? sure you're not supposed to be over on the bruno page man?
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Top 10 grossing US films:
Titanic
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Shrek 2
ET
Phantom Menace
PoC:DMC
Spider-Man
SW3:RotS
LOTR:ROTK
Barring Star Wars and possibly ...
Top 10 grossing US films:
Titanic
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Shrek 2
ET
Phantom Menace
PoC:DMC
Spider-Man
SW3:RotS
LOTR:ROTK
Barring Star Wars and possibly ET, the rest are overblown hype, and in Shrek's case, utter shi... wait, to be fair I haven't seen it, but the first one was garbage.
Money means what? Sequels, sequels and more sequels... if they aren't already sequels. Titanic and ET are the only ones that didn't spawn sequels, or were sequels themselves.
2:43AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Batman: "RACHEL!!!!!"
Batman: "RACHEL!!!!!"
2:39AM on 07/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
that alone makes this movie kick ass. sure the story wasnt that good but who gives a fuck when you have all that!? its a movie about toys for fuck sake. LIVE A LITTLE HOLY SHIT. you know what? fuck you guys. k bye.
that alone makes this movie kick ass. sure the story wasnt that good but who gives a fuck when you have all that!? its a movie about toys for fuck sake. LIVE A LITTLE HOLY SHIT. you know what? fuck you guys. k bye.
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But I understand that people will have different opinions about that. If you look at some other summer blockbuster champs: Shrek 2, The Phantom Menace, Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dean Man's Chest, all were big financial successes that brought in the crowds due to the success of the previous installments, while ultimately being varying degre...
But I understand that people will have different opinions about that. If you look at some other summer blockbuster champs: Shrek 2, The Phantom Menace, Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dean Man's Chest, all were big financial successes that brought in the crowds due to the success of the previous installments, while ultimately being varying degrees of disappointment. But for me Transformers 2 is the most disappointing movie out of that bunch. That said, I hope they can bring back the quality of the first film for an awesome 3rd movie.