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Transformers 2 quotes! Jul. 1, 2009
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There's no denying that Michael Bay's TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is a box office juggernaut, but let's be honest, that's about all it is. Oh wait. According to critics like Peter Travers of Rolling Stone, it's also "beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness." Oh and Robert Wilonsky of The Village Voice thinks it's "a bewildering, noisy, sloppy, cynical piece of work." I for one can't fathom why they would think such awful things about Michael Bay's masterpiece. Here is IMDB's collection of some of the best quotes from TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. To all the critics: y'all need to wake da eff up

Extra Tidbit: Is this film the worst summer blockbuster champ of all time?

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WetOREO
9:20PM on 07/01/2009
I did not go to TF2 to see an Oscar winning movie, but I did want to see an action/adventure film with a coherent plot. Not a deep plot, just one that flowed well.
And I also wanted robots that I could tell apa...
I did not go to TF2 to see an Oscar winning movie, but I did want to see an action/adventure film with a coherent plot. Not a deep plot, just one that flowed well.
And I also wanted robots that I could tell apart from each other.
What I got was an embarassing mess, and that's MY opinion I made myself.
People really make themselves sound like fucking retards by saying "all I wanted was a movie with big booms and pretty shiny robots", dumb cunts.
"Popcorn flick"... dummies.
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haters
NinjaBunnyFuFu
8:33PM on 07/01/2009
people can hate all they want... and im tired of arguing with people wanting to compare it to dark knight for some reason... action movie with robots based on a toy line and movie based of the writings of frank miller...
people can hate all they want... and im tired of arguing with people wanting to compare it to dark knight for some reason... action movie with robots based on a toy line and movie based of the writings of frank miller versions of the batman comics compare to each other i dont understand...maybe its just me but whatever and to each their own... i figured bee was so use to talking through the radio that maybe it comes natural to him now.. i dont know thats just my guess on that one.... im gonna go see it again tonight cause i love it... its funny that this movie actually got more stuff right when it comes to transformers characters and yet yall wanna hate on it.... just remember.. last time bay tried doing a deep plot we got the godawfulness of pearl harbor
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philalva77
7:47PM on 07/01/2009
I just don't get the hatred about this movie, its a 2 1/2 hr movie and most of the stuff in the movie people are bitch about barely take up five minutes, and the twins were harmless. The plot how hard is it to follow...
I just don't get the hatred about this movie, its a 2 1/2 hr movie and most of the stuff in the movie people are bitch about barely take up five minutes, and the twins were harmless. The plot how hard is it to follow. About the only things I didn't like were the female robot (pointless), and the robot heaven scene was kinda cheesey, but overall i enjoyed the film very much.
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Transformers2
I3Ferrari
5:56PM on 07/01/2009
You people who trash this movie make me laugh, you didnt go to see the oscar movie of the year!!! You went to see Transformers, and while the story was not a good one the transformers side of the movie was awsome! So ...
You people who trash this movie make me laugh, you didnt go to see the oscar movie of the year!!! You went to see Transformers, and while the story was not a good one the transformers side of the movie was awsome! So for all u "critics" who think they got a terrible movie remember what you were going to see in the first place!!!
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j-kraken & Potter82 –
Grand_Marquis
5:52PM on 07/01/2009
You speaketh the truth, you two.

A piece of shit is a piece of shit, and shouldn't be given a 'get out of jail free' card just for being a summer movie. That's an insult to films like The Dark Knight...
You speaketh the truth, you two.

A piece of shit is a piece of shit, and shouldn't be given a 'get out of jail free' card just for being a summer movie. That's an insult to films like The Dark Knight, Raiders of the Lost Ark, et al.
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sdx800
5:32PM on 07/01/2009
One thing about this film that nobody brings up, why could bumblebee still not talk? his voice box was fixed by the end of the first movie, surly ratchet had finished sorting him out in the time between these films?
One thing about this film that nobody brings up, why could bumblebee still not talk? his voice box was fixed by the end of the first movie, surly ratchet had finished sorting him out in the time between these films?
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Adam Riff is a fuckin' tool
VincentCostigan
4:30PM on 07/01/2009
Oh fuckin' hilarious. Let's blame IMDb and a lot of its moronic users who submit these kinds of things in.

Let's break it down. As we all know, IMDb has a memorable quotes section. A lot of the time, us...
Oh fuckin' hilarious. Let's blame IMDb and a lot of its moronic users who submit these kinds of things in.

Let's break it down. As we all know, IMDb has a memorable quotes section. A lot of the time, users will actually submit "memorable quotes" in their best definition.

But the problem is, whenever a new movie comes out, users are so fuckin' keen on posting ANY quotes from the trailers/spots, just to needlessly fill up the section. You know how you can tell (evidenced above)? Because they're littered with "[from trailer]" markings.

So certain IMDb users are beyond fuckin' stupid for submitting what you see above (the majority of the dialogue in the trailers, which by the way, are only there because the marketing strategy clearly didn't need to go heavy into dialogue). Then the IMDb admins are equally fuckin' stupid for accepting these submissions and accepting them as "memorable quotes", when in actuality, they are just the only bits of dialogue given in the trailers.

T2:RotF has been out a week. Let other users submit ACTUAL quotes from the movie, the [from trailer] ones will disappear, and then people will have one less half-assed reason to bash another kickass Michael Bay summer action blockbuster.

How this somehow constitutes "movie news" is an insult to this website and only lowers its level down to the idiots who submit the quotes in the first place, and the admins who accept them. That is all.
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Bumblebee says...
Avian005
3:33PM on 07/01/2009
Where's one of Bumblebee's famous lines? He had some of the best dialoge in motion picture history!
Where's one of Bumblebee's famous lines? He had some of the best dialoge in motion picture history!
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And..
2sdaychicken
2:14PM on 07/01/2009
You all realize that annoying-as-fuck pussy bitch roomate had more screentime than motherfuckin Optimus Prime right??? Sams parents were in it more than Ironhide, Ratchet, Jolt, Sideways, and Arcee triplets all combi...
You all realize that annoying-as-fuck pussy bitch roomate had more screentime than motherfuckin Optimus Prime right??? Sams parents were in it more than Ironhide, Ratchet, Jolt, Sideways, and Arcee triplets all combined.

But who cares, you all loved those humans, didnt you? I mean, we all love to see moms eat pot brownies and dudes taser themselves in the balls when watching a "Transformers" movie, right? Huh? No? Oh... okay...
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marcovision1
2:14PM on 07/01/2009
So now can we please stop going to see movies like this? It's the only way Hollywood will learn. If something is a financial disaster, they won't make any more. We shouldn't be paying them millions of dollars to insul...
So now can we please stop going to see movies like this? It's the only way Hollywood will learn. If something is a financial disaster, they won't make any more. We shouldn't be paying them millions of dollars to insult our intelligence.
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Boring movie
2sdaychicken
2:09PM on 07/01/2009
The movie was BORING. Barely any action, explosions, fighting, etc. And most importantly, there wasnt any Transformers in this movie called "Transformers". It was 2.5 hours of humans walking around telling "jokes". ...
The movie was BORING. Barely any action, explosions, fighting, etc. And most importantly, there wasnt any Transformers in this movie called "Transformers". It was 2.5 hours of humans walking around telling "jokes". It should have been called "The Shia Leboof and Freinds Happy Hour!!!" FUCK.
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Arvindh
2:05PM on 07/01/2009
I was watching bits from the first Bay Transformers movie yesterday while it was being screened at a video store (in HD on Plasma btw, so it looked amazing) and I have to admit that if not for the quality of the first...
I was watching bits from the first Bay Transformers movie yesterday while it was being screened at a video store (in HD on Plasma btw, so it looked amazing) and I have to admit that if not for the quality of the first film, it's a little, just a little slow compared to the new one.

Sure, the new one's garbage. But it's awesome garbage. Very awesome garbage. Shitcrazy story, awesome action. When I go to see a movie like TF2 I just wanna' have fun, don't really care about the story or the plot. My mind just picks up [link] Prime." Good enough for me!

Oh, that doesn't mean I don't like movies with quality. When I go to see The Dark Knight...THEN I look for quality, folks.
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sdx800
2:03PM on 07/01/2009
If you listen closely its actualy megatron who says devestator!!
If you listen closely its actualy megatron who says devestator!!
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Handicapping Bay
Potter82
1:46PM on 07/01/2009
Here is what really does irk me about this movie - how many defenders of it seem to excuse awful screenwriting and direction on the basis that it is a "summer movie".

I and others like me have a hard t...
Here is what really does irk me about this movie - how many defenders of it seem to excuse awful screenwriting and direction on the basis that it is a "summer movie".

I and others like me have a hard time enjoying a poorly written film, no matter how much stuff blows up. I absolutely refuse to believe that a movie can't involve a lot of explosions while also being well made (i.e. Terminator II, Die Hard, The Dark Knight, etc.) - I wish people would stop pretending that well made movies can't be fun and fun movies can't be well made because it simply isn't true. Such sentiments only serve to handicap the film and I don't see why audiences should choose to lower their expectations just because a film has a large budget, has plenty of explosions, comes out during a warm season, & because it's directed by Michael fucking Bay!
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summer movies
j-kraken
1:34PM on 07/01/2009
i dont get this "summer movie" stuff. it's just a summer movie so who cares. Well i for one want a good summer movie, not a passive popcorn eating fest. T2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Empire Strikes back etc we...
i dont get this "summer movie" stuff. it's just a summer movie so who cares. Well i for one want a good summer movie, not a passive popcorn eating fest. T2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Empire Strikes back etc were all summer blockbusters...why were they so good? I happen to think those movies were really fun and popcorn films just as much as they were great! Transformers ruined the concept. It couldve been a great scifi action franchise, but no, its just a bunch of stupid unfunny jokes with a couple of shaky camera actions sequences...oh well. cant wait for them to ruin GI Joe, oh wait, they did.
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Other Transformer gems
Potter82
1:34PM on 07/01/2009
"Judy Witwicky: Oh professor! I'll do ANYTHING for an A! "

"Mikaela Banes: Kiss this bitch!"

"Mudflap: It's an ass-whoopin', it's *supposed* to hurt!"

I bet a black solid...
"Judy Witwicky: Oh professor! I'll do ANYTHING for an A! "

"Mikaela Banes: Kiss this bitch!"

"Mudflap: It's an ass-whoopin', it's *supposed* to hurt!"

I bet a black solider also says "aww hell no" at some point in the movie as well.
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zohan
12:14PM on 07/01/2009
i wonder if in the 3rd transformers movie, michael bay will think up a autobot that has a sterotypical asian accent, speaks "engrish", and is really good at math. He could transform into a calculator that sam uses at...
i wonder if in the 3rd transformers movie, michael bay will think up a autobot that has a sterotypical asian accent, speaks "engrish", and is really good at math. He could transform into a calculator that sam uses at college.
that'd be sooooo funny!!! hahahah...not really
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zagorakis
11:44AM on 07/01/2009
2 things that I will never understand about the summer of 2009: 1) the continued Michael Jackson lovefest that completely ignores the very questionable aspects of his life
and 2) the Internet's hatred of Transf...
2 things that I will never understand about the summer of 2009: 1) the continued Michael Jackson lovefest that completely ignores the very questionable aspects of his life
and 2) the Internet's hatred of Transformers 2.

It was a fun, popcorn summer action movie. I too was not a big fan of the humor overdose, but Bay put that in for the kids. And guess what? I took my 13 year old cousin to see it and guess who her favorite characters were? The twins!!!

I think that all us Internet fanboys need to get over the fact that this movie is not simply made for 20 to 30 year old geeks who grew up on a cartoon. This movie is made to be enjoyed by kids as well, and by doing so it dumbed down the humor a little too much, but hey - GET OVER IT ALREADY!

So to me, it was a tad juvenile and not as good as the first, but it was still a very entertaining movie.
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JoeyTomatoes
11:18AM on 07/01/2009
Look, was this the best movie ever no but at the same time I don't think it was the worst movie ever.

Its a summer action popcorn movie. When I go to see a movies like this I don't expect to see an osca...
Look, was this the best movie ever no but at the same time I don't think it was the worst movie ever.

Its a summer action popcorn movie. When I go to see a movies like this I don't expect to see an oscar worthy storyline or dynamic well written characters. I go to see Megan Fox's hot ass, things blow up, and cars transform.

Some movies I just like to go into and be wowed by the visuals and could careless about story, escape reality and looks at Megan Fox, ohhhhhh that Megan Fox...

Its just my opinoin but I enjoyed it for what it was a good popcorn flick.

Oh and by the way Joe Jackson is a pisser. That interview was the best comedy I've seen all year. Laughed so hard my ribs hurt.

Megan Fox Mmmmmmmm....I would pay 10.50 to watch her sit in a chair and read a book to herself for 2 hours...MMmmmmmmm
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Maverick027
11:07AM on 07/01/2009
"I am beneath enemy scrotum!"

Yeah... that's about all I have to say about the latest steaming pile of shit from Michael Bay.
"I am beneath enemy scrotum!"

Yeah... that's about all I have to say about the latest steaming pile of shit from Michael Bay.
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any movie
Acerbus III
10:48AM on 07/01/2009
you can do that with almost any movie. So one character screaming another character's name is a lame line? That happens in hundreds of movies. It seems like you guys are just trying to prove to those who enjoyed th...
you can do that with almost any movie. So one character screaming another character's name is a lame line? That happens in hundreds of movies. It seems like you guys are just trying to prove to those who enjoyed the movie that it is garbage. It's not a great movie, but it isn't the worst movie ever made either, like some of you guys (and many critics) want to make it out to be. At least it isn't pretentious and pointless like The Fountain - a movie that got pretty good reviews by the way.
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??
MelkorTP
10:46AM on 07/01/2009
uuu u have an attitude man...you a gangster?:))))
uuu u have an attitude man...you a gangster?:))))
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sbunn10
10:36AM on 07/01/2009
What the fuck people. When Barna includes a lot of his opinion in the article, like in the Indie Kids Gets Cast article, people bitch about it being too blog like. With this harmless one, people are bitching because ...
What the fuck people. When Barna includes a lot of his opinion in the article, like in the Indie Kids Gets Cast article, people bitch about it being too blog like. With this harmless one, people are bitching because he didn't include enough of his opinion. Get over yoursleves, if you don't like the article, click away damnit. Click away.

I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, and I don't know if I will. Maybe on dvd.
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Not2TypicalSFCA
10:31AM on 07/01/2009
I enjoyed the hell out of TF2. I walked out of there with a HUGE grin,the audience applauded, I saw the first screening on the morning of opening day, so it was obviously people really excited about it. I didn't exp...
I enjoyed the hell out of TF2. I walked out of there with a HUGE grin,the audience applauded, I saw the first screening on the morning of opening day, so it was obviously people really excited about it. I didn't expect it to be a comedy as much as it was, but man, Mama was comic relief GOLD. I really don't get how anyone came into this so seriously. It's about alien robots that turn into cars. It's about as silly as a man that dresses up like a bat and runs around town chasing a man with a clown face trying to be all menacing. It's a freaking escapism film, shit.
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moptopcharlie
9:58AM on 07/01/2009
I seriously think that Michael Bay was watching the Phantom Menace and thought to himself " That Jar Jar character is so deep and emotional...I must have two characters equally as deep and as emotional in my own film"...
I seriously think that Michael Bay was watching the Phantom Menace and thought to himself " That Jar Jar character is so deep and emotional...I must have two characters equally as deep and as emotional in my own film" Hence the twins were born. Worst characters ever. Even the writers are denying credibility for this garbage.
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i love lamp
9:26AM on 07/01/2009
kinda reminds me of every single x-files the series tv ad ever:

MULDER!!!

SCULLY!!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
kinda reminds me of every single x-files the series tv ad ever:

MULDER!!!

SCULLY!!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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HoyleHaw
9:21AM on 07/01/2009
I haven't bothered with the sequel, thanks to more or less across-the-board disdain by everyone who came to appreciate good popcorn fun that also included mildly coherent storyline. But I'm quickly tiring of all the a...
I haven't bothered with the sequel, thanks to more or less across-the-board disdain by everyone who came to appreciate good popcorn fun that also included mildly coherent storyline. But I'm quickly tiring of all the articles picking apart what went wrong with this movie.

So at the very least, I don't need to hear what every other film critic had to say AGAIN.
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:P
MelkorTP
9:20AM on 07/01/2009
there were plenty cool quotes in Transformers 2...

Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it......
there were plenty cool quotes in Transformers 2...

Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."

Agent Simmons: "What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."

Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.

Jetfire: My father was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did it with honor!

hahaha :))) many funny moments

...but still, for the staff of joblo, why in the hell you take your thoughts from critics ? don`t u have an opinion of yours and just yours without consulting the critics view on the matter?...critics are a bunch of retard asses...last time I checked, Bruno had 100% rate...now WTF is wrong with the world? seriously? it seems people like more and more prehistorical times and tend to act that way...if you think like critics, then I feel sorry for you :)))
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The Best TF2 quote
ggfunk
8:40AM on 07/01/2009
One Man....Alone! Betrayed by the country he loves...now their last hope in their hour of need...

Priceless.
One Man....Alone! Betrayed by the country he loves...now their last hope in their hour of need...

Priceless.
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hmmmm...
MickleyMclaren
7:39AM on 07/01/2009
I actually thought the last three dumb Seth Rogen movies sucked more and most critics thought they where awesome...(SIGH)
F""k the critics, i actually had fun with TF2. It would be nice if people formed their ...
I actually thought the last three dumb Seth Rogen movies sucked more and most critics thought they where awesome...(SIGH)
F""k the critics, i actually had fun with TF2. It would be nice if people formed their own opinions and stopped ganging up on a movie that is obviously not the worst movie of the year.
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what?
MelkorTP
7:19AM on 07/01/2009
"that`s about all that is" ? I see on everything that`s said about transformers 2 you people from joblo keep pushing the movie over the edge...push yourself mates! at one point...you`re just being stupid!!!
"that`s about all that is" ? I see on everything that`s said about transformers 2 you people from joblo keep pushing the movie over the edge...push yourself mates! at one point...you`re just being stupid!!!
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machinelovers
5:54AM on 07/01/2009
was this news post really necessary?

or just an excuse to get people riled up again?
was this news post really necessary?

or just an excuse to get people riled up again?
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Disappointing
martinphipps
5:09AM on 07/01/2009
There actually were good quotes in this movie:

SAM (to the computer nerd): This is what you wanted: alien robots. If you want to walk away then walk away but just stop complaining.

I swe...
There actually were good quotes in this movie:

SAM (to the computer nerd): This is what you wanted: alien robots. If you want to walk away then walk away but just stop complaining.

I swear it sounds as though Sam was talking to the audience doesn't it?

Or how about this one:

"Sector Seven" GUY (to the old reformed decepticon): To much information! Get to the point! Condense! Condense!

Sounds to me like somebody wasn't happy wtiting this script and passed on what he was told through the dialogue. :)

Martin
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SoCalsFinest1
3:50AM on 07/01/2009
Good movie, i laugh at all the people going into it expecting The Godfather or some shit. Grow up people, not every goddamn movie has to have some deep thought provoking plot. It's big ass robots fucking shit up, what...
Good movie, i laugh at all the people going into it expecting The Godfather or some shit. Grow up people, not every goddamn movie has to have some deep thought provoking plot. It's big ass robots fucking shit up, what the fuck more can you ask for as a summer flick?
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??????
GioFace
3:49AM on 07/01/2009
"""YOU HAVE COOL ASS CARS WHO TRANFORM INTO KICK ASS REAL LOOKING GIANT ROBOTS WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER IN THE PRETTIEST FASHION WITH HOT ASS CHICKS ON THE SIDE. "

prettiest fashion? sure you'...
"""YOU HAVE COOL ASS CARS WHO TRANFORM INTO KICK ASS REAL LOOKING GIANT ROBOTS WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER IN THE PRETTIEST FASHION WITH HOT ASS CHICKS ON THE SIDE. "

prettiest fashion? sure you're not supposed to be over on the bruno page man?
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LMAO
oilahize
3:28AM on 07/01/2009
People who say this movie was good or call others "sheep" because they supoosedly listen to critics make me laugh. Let it be known I enjoyed this movie. Does that make it good? Hell the fuck no. As a matter of fact, a...
People who say this movie was good or call others "sheep" because they supoosedly listen to critics make me laugh. Let it be known I enjoyed this movie. Does that make it good? Hell the fuck no. As a matter of fact, aside from the effects it is actually atrocious. Some of the worst dialogue. Some stupid moments(transformer turns into a person?). It was exactly what I expected. It had badass action sequences from beginning to end, job well done. People need to stop getting so angry over others not liking it. It is going to happen and, while I like TF2, I also understand the hate. The action didn't cut it for them. Leave them alone.
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LMAO
oilahize
3:25AM on 07/01/2009
People who say this movie was good or call others "sheep" because they supoosedly listen to critics make me laugh. Let it be known I enjoyed this movie. Does that make it good? Hell the fuck no. As a matter of fact, a...
People who say this movie was good or call others "sheep" because they supoosedly listen to critics make me laugh. Let it be known I enjoyed this movie. Does that make it good? Hell the fuck no. As a matter of fact, aside from the effects it is actually atrocious. Some of the worst dialogue. Some stupid moments(transformer turns into a person?). It was exactly what I expected. It had badass action sequences from beginning to end, job well done. People need to stop getting so angry over others not liking it. It is going to happen and, while I like TF2, I also understand the hate. The action didn't cut it for them. Leave them alone.
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thundercat64
2:59AM on 07/01/2009
You people are fucking stupid. Listen to all the critics, sheep. In that case 95% of the movies that have come out so far this year are shit. Get your own opinion instead of jumping on the Haters Bandwagon.
You people are fucking stupid. Listen to all the critics, sheep. In that case 95% of the movies that have come out so far this year are shit. Get your own opinion instead of jumping on the Haters Bandwagon.
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Donnie_Darko
2:44AM on 07/01/2009
Honestly, most movies that bring in gigantor numbers it's opening weekends are usually fluffy tripe. And all time numbers aren't much better.

Top 10 grossing US films:
Titanic
The Dark Kni...
Honestly, most movies that bring in gigantor numbers it's opening weekends are usually fluffy tripe. And all time numbers aren't much better.

Top 10 grossing US films:
Titanic
The Dark Knight
Star Wars
Shrek 2
ET
Phantom Menace
PoC:DMC
Spider-Man
SW3:RotS
LOTR:ROTK

Barring Star Wars and possibly ET, the rest are overblown hype, and in Shrek's case, utter shi... wait, to be fair I haven't seen it, but the first one was garbage.

Money means what? Sequels, sequels and more sequels... if they aren't already sequels. Titanic and ET are the only ones that didn't spawn sequels, or were sequels themselves.
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Is The Dark Knight over-rated?
AmazSpiderman1
2:43AM on 07/01/2009
Yes.

Batman: "RACHEL!!!!!"
Yes.

Batman: "RACHEL!!!!!"
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OK THAT'S IT
LoCkEd_N_LoAdEd
2:39AM on 07/01/2009
YOU HAVE COOL ASS CARS WHO TRANFORM INTO KICK ASS REAL LOOKING GIANT ROBOTS WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER IN THE PRETTIEST FASHION WITH HOT ASS CHICKS ON THE SIDE.

that alone makes this movie kick...
YOU HAVE COOL ASS CARS WHO TRANFORM INTO KICK ASS REAL LOOKING GIANT ROBOTS WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER IN THE PRETTIEST FASHION WITH HOT ASS CHICKS ON THE SIDE.

that alone makes this movie kick ass. sure the story wasnt that good but who gives a fuck when you have all that!? its a movie about toys for fuck sake. LIVE A LITTLE HOLY SHIT. you know what? fuck you guys. k bye.
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lol lovers hate the haters
KcMsterpce
2:35AM on 07/01/2009
Just because you love something others hate doesn't make it less "good". Or bad. I think it's hilarious how everyone's getting their panties in a bind. I didn't like Wall-E and I got tons of slack for that. Hated ...
Just because you love something others hate doesn't make it less "good". Or bad. I think it's hilarious how everyone's getting their panties in a bind. I didn't like Wall-E and I got tons of slack for that. Hated Indy 4... I'm not affected.
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sick and tired
R00m307
2:24AM on 07/01/2009
of all the fucking hate for this movie. everyone is entitled to their own opinion but bashing Transformers 2 is like beating a dead fucking horse and im sick of it. I'm done.
of all the fucking hate for this movie. everyone is entitled to their own opinion but bashing Transformers 2 is like beating a dead fucking horse and im sick of it. I'm done.
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anomaly7
2:20AM on 07/01/2009
Extra Tidbit: I'd say yes.

But I understand that people will have different opinions about that. If you look at some other summer blockbuster champs: Shrek 2, The Phantom Menace, Spiderman 3, Pirates o...
Extra Tidbit: I'd say yes.

But I understand that people will have different opinions about that. If you look at some other summer blockbuster champs: Shrek 2, The Phantom Menace, Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dean Man's Chest, all were big financial successes that brought in the crowds due to the success of the previous installments, while ultimately being varying degrees of disappointment. But for me Transformers 2 is the most disappointing movie out of that bunch. That said, I hope they can bring back the quality of the first film for an awesome 3rd movie.
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