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View-Master movie? Jul. 3, 2009
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View Master Ok, what the fuck? Is Hollywood just fucking with us now? Fringe co-producer Brad Kane recently tweeted that after he's finished scripting the sci fi actioner UPRISING for Wolfgang Petersen, he's starting work on a movie based on the View-Master toy, which he hopes will be "like the old 80's Amblin movies: Goonies, Young Sherlock…In that vein." Which again begs the question "what the fuck?!?. Are Hollywood execs just pointing at objects at random now and commissioning scripts? Is that what pitch meetings have come to now? Do writers just take a random toy into a meeting, slam it down on the table and say "BAM!"? Or the reverse happens with execs taking a toy to a writer's house and doing the same? Just because TRANSFORMERS worked doesn't mean that every movie based on a toy will make 200 million in five days. This shit's getting out of hand.

Extra Tidbit: Kane played "Lanny" in STARSHIP TROOPERS.

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LMAO
NinjaBunnyFuFu
2:30PM on 07/06/2009
damn darin... that gator golf movie needs to get made... write that script and sell the shit outta that idea lol...also snowboy go to black20.com... they can totally hook you up with that tetris movie
damn darin... that gator golf movie needs to get made... write that script and sell the shit outta that idea lol...also snowboy go to black20.com... they can totally hook you up with that tetris movie
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Lite Brite: The story of Benjamin Franklin
Darin
11:22PM on 07/05/2009
A horror movie about an alligator that spits out golf balls, killing its prey. We shall call it Gator Golf: The Movie.

The new Yahtzee Zombies movie too. Can't wait for that.
A horror movie about an alligator that spits out golf balls, killing its prey. We shall call it Gator Golf: The Movie.

The new Yahtzee Zombies movie too. Can't wait for that.
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where's my fuckin pog movie?!
Dead as History
7:36PM on 07/05/2009
But seriously, this sounds retarded.
But seriously, this sounds retarded.
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not surprised
slimbo0330
4:05PM on 07/05/2009
this is nothing new. hollywood has always latched on to a concept that has worked and ran with it right into the crapper. Gremlins to Critters to Ghoolies. Trading Places to Vice Versa to Like Father Like Son.
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this is nothing new. hollywood has always latched on to a concept that has worked and ran with it right into the crapper. Gremlins to Critters to Ghoolies. Trading Places to Vice Versa to Like Father Like Son.

Just make sure you're ready for a Wax Lips movie soon.
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Joel H
3:12PM on 07/05/2009
lol how the hell are they gonna make a movie on this?
I mean come on, its a fucking viewmaster?
lol how the hell are they gonna make a movie on this?
I mean come on, its a fucking viewmaster?
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Chris W
12:13PM on 07/05/2009
Ladies and gentlemen, the bottom of the barrel has just been scraped...
Ladies and gentlemen, the bottom of the barrel has just been scraped...
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tiddly winks...
Darin
11:24PM on 07/04/2009
TIDDLY WINKS starring Henry Winkler and Winky Wright. Henry trains retired boxer Winky Wright and turns him into the TIDDLY WINKS champion of the world.

TIC-TAC-THROW?
TIDDLY WINKS starring Henry Winkler and Winky Wright. Henry trains retired boxer Winky Wright and turns him into the TIDDLY WINKS champion of the world.

TIC-TAC-THROW?
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WetOREO
WetOREO
11:13PM on 07/04/2009
How's abouts a Go-Bots movie?
How's abouts a Go-Bots movie?
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Snowboy
10:13PM on 07/04/2009
Sorry, double post..
Sorry, double post..
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Snowboy
10:13PM on 07/04/2009
Still waiting on that Tetris movie...
Still waiting on that Tetris movie...
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UNO
deathw1shzero
10:12PM on 07/04/2009
shit what about UNO starring antonio banderas,george lopez,salma hayek,cheech marin,danny trejo,james roday,odette yustman and a bunch of other spanish actors,and have robert rodriguez direct it,that'll be swell.
shit what about UNO starring antonio banderas,george lopez,salma hayek,cheech marin,danny trejo,james roday,odette yustman and a bunch of other spanish actors,and have robert rodriguez direct it,that'll be swell.
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anomaly7
6:31PM on 07/04/2009
Magic 8 ball, will they ever make a movie about you? (Shakes magic 8 ball)

"It Is Decidedly So"
Magic 8 ball, will they ever make a movie about you? (Shakes magic 8 ball)

"It Is Decidedly So"
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oh joy!!!
nicfulltime
4:43PM on 07/04/2009
i think this will pave the way for Michael Mann to do is looooong overdue film about PEZ!!! can it be? oh yes it will happen! because that is the next level of fucking hell according to dante!
i think this will pave the way for Michael Mann to do is looooong overdue film about PEZ!!! can it be? oh yes it will happen! because that is the next level of fucking hell according to dante!
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gameslave
beatrixkiddo
3:59PM on 07/04/2009
That's exactly how I feel about it.
That's exactly how I feel about it.
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IT'S OFFICIAL!
Call me Indiana
2:32PM on 07/04/2009
Hollywood needs to be rebooted.
Hollywood needs to be rebooted.
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gameslave
1:58PM on 07/04/2009
I LIKE TURTLES.
I LIKE TURTLES.
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Mut
1:49PM on 07/04/2009
What ... the ... FUCK?!?
What ... the ... FUCK?!?
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Dominoes...The Movie
Darin
12:21PM on 07/04/2009
A simple game of dominoes will keep the aliens at bay... starring Paul Walker and Judge Reinhold as the alien leader.

We can do this all day people.
A simple game of dominoes will keep the aliens at bay... starring Paul Walker and Judge Reinhold as the alien leader.

We can do this all day people.
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Dr.Frankenstein
11:58AM on 07/04/2009
This film idea is worse than "Stretch Armstrong"!
This film idea is worse than "Stretch Armstrong"!
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Just because it's so ridiculous
HoyleHaw
8:29AM on 07/04/2009
I remember when I had the View-Master. One of them had clips from Disney's Snow White.

Granted, this thing is just a twit (how does Twitter become tweet?), so it's probably nothing. But this is the sort...
I remember when I had the View-Master. One of them had clips from Disney's Snow White.

Granted, this thing is just a twit (how does Twitter become tweet?), so it's probably nothing. But this is the sort of thing, if somebody goes on the record about it, I wanna hear what the story is else I'm gonna hope they get committed real soon.
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philalva77
8:21AM on 07/04/2009
why not a twister movie also make it a sex comedy or something with gratuitous nudity
why not a twister movie also make it a sex comedy or something with gratuitous nudity
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Harrisonhale
5:23AM on 07/04/2009
Ok, now I want a Lava Lamp Movie, a Sit-N-Spin movie, a movie based on the life and times of that little pull the string animal noise maker thing, and a $100 million dollar epic centered around a Slinky. Okay, GO!
Ok, now I want a Lava Lamp Movie, a Sit-N-Spin movie, a movie based on the life and times of that little pull the string animal noise maker thing, and a $100 million dollar epic centered around a Slinky. Okay, GO!
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I love lamp.
Canto
12:59AM on 07/04/2009
This movie is going to be amazing!
This movie is going to be amazing!
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WOW
J. Burton
11:27PM on 07/03/2009
Could be entertaining, but how bout a studio give us a THUNDERCATS, movie before making this. Please.

THUNDERCATS...HO!
Could be entertaining, but how bout a studio give us a THUNDERCATS, movie before making this. Please.

THUNDERCATS...HO!
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EricW.
11:15PM on 07/03/2009
Hungry Hungry Hippos - a Jon Turtletaub film.
Hungry Hungry Hippos - a Jon Turtletaub film.
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Future looks bright!
slickyz
11:13PM on 07/03/2009
This will pave the way to the connect 4 movie action blockbuster and the Uno thriller, let's just embrace the magic that is hollywood!
This will pave the way to the connect 4 movie action blockbuster and the Uno thriller, let's just embrace the magic that is hollywood!
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we all have our chances
Darin
9:57PM on 07/03/2009
F the pez movie and california raisins, i'm excited about the new Snoopy Snow Cone Maker Film starring Matthew Lillard and Eliza Dushku and Sam Neil playing the mad scientist who finds creates the contraption.
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F the pez movie and california raisins, i'm excited about the new Snoopy Snow Cone Maker Film starring Matthew Lillard and Eliza Dushku and Sam Neil playing the mad scientist who finds creates the contraption.

ALSO, The Easy Bake Oven Horror Film and the latest kubrick film, SPIROGRAPH.
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YES!
Ocelot_Snake
9:54PM on 07/03/2009
now maybe my california raisins script has a chance!
now maybe my california raisins script has a chance!
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deja vu
9:48PM on 07/03/2009
omg asia and barker!!!
im there.
im still waiting for that goddamn PEZ movie goddammit.
omg asia and barker!!!
im there.
im still waiting for that goddamn PEZ movie goddammit.
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marcovision1
9:40PM on 07/03/2009
hahaha! hey, deja vu, I heard the new rubix cube movie stars Mickey Rourke and Asia Argento. It's written and directed by Clive Barker.
hahaha! hey, deja vu, I heard the new rubix cube movie stars Mickey Rourke and Asia Argento. It's written and directed by Clive Barker.
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Just because it's so ridiculous
HoyleHaw
9:16PM on 07/03/2009
I remember when I had the View-Master. One of them had clips from Disney's Snow White.

Granted, this thing is just a twit (how does Twitter become tweet?), so it's probably nothing. But this is the sort...
I remember when I had the View-Master. One of them had clips from Disney's Snow White.

Granted, this thing is just a twit (how does Twitter become tweet?), so it's probably nothing. But this is the sort of thing, if somebody goes on the record about it, I wanna hear what the story is else I'm gonna hope they get committed real soon.
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deja vu
9:14PM on 07/03/2009
i hope its a trilogy and a hard r.
i hope its a trilogy and a hard r.
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