1) The 1967 Roger Corman film THE ST-VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE is about... 

The forbidden love between two blond people (Candice Bergen and Warren Beatty)
Gangster Al Capone, etc...
JoBlo and Mrs. JoBlo's rocky relationship
A madman in Boston, Mass killing everyone on February 14
Famous cannibal Hannibal Lecter

2) BEFORE SUNRISE is a romantic tale that stars which two movie actors?

Ethan Hawke & Uma Thurman
Christian Slater & Mary Stuart Masterson
Julie Delphy & Ethan Hawke
Peter Fonda & Bridget Fonda
Ricky Martin & his boyfriend

3) The classic CASABLANCA was released in which year?

1929
1933
1943
1953
1974

4) Which star of the horror flick VALENTINE does Indiana Sev want to marry (Clue: she's also in UNDER SIEGE 2)?

Denise Richards
Ex-star Steven Seagal
Phony Drew Barrymore
Katherine Heigl
Trick Question: Steven Seagal was never a star!

5) Which Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan/Robert Stack movie is the least bad?

You've Got Mail
Joe versus the Volcano
Sleepless in Seattle
That piece of shit Patch Adams!
Why is that jerk Courtney Love still making movies?!

6) What happens at the end of the 1970 tear-jerker LOVE STORY?

Ryan O'Neal dies
Ali McGraw dies
They both die
Patrick Swayze's career dies
Bruce Willis figures out he was dead all along

7) What happens at the end of the 2000 box-office disaster/tear-jerker AUTUMN IN NEW YORK?

I don't know and you probably don't know either cause nobody saw the friggin' movie!!

8) Which of the following Hollywood romances fell apart first?

Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger
Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Winona Ryder & everyboy (Hint: this one is a joke...don't pick it as your answer)
Emilio Estevez & Paula Abdul
Anne Heche & Ellen DeGeneres

9) What song plays over Mickey Rourke & Kim Basinger while they seductively eat food off one another in the underrated 9 1/2 WEEKS?

Bread and butter
The thong song
Slave to love
Rock me, Amadeus
The lady in red

10) Which of the following romantic movies doesn't star Meryl Streep?

Heartburn
Falling in Love
The Bridges of Madison County
Out of Africa
They all star Ms. Streep!

Name/Nickname:

Love, Indiana Sev