1) One of these actors from THREE MEN AND A BABY is a bad actor. Who is it?

Tom Selleck
Ted Danson
Nancy Travis
Steve Guttenberg
Keanu Reeves (alright, so he's not in the movie, but how can we have this quiz without mentioning him once?)

2) Only one of these great 1980s actors is now reduced to making B-straight-to-video clunkers. Who is it?

Robert Downey Jr.
Kevin Kline
Eric Roberts
Emilio Estevez- actually he isn't making any movies
Jeff Goldblum

3) Only one of these films doesn't star either that idiot Stephen Baldwin or that asshole Pauly Shore. Which one?

Trial and Error
Bio-Dome
Threesome
Encino Man
Son-in-Law

4) Why are Madonna and Courtney Love such awful actresses?

Because they're ugly
Because they can't act
Because they can't sing
Because one's a slut and the other a junkie
All of the above

5) Terrible actor = ?

Robert DeNiro
Tom Hanks
Paul Newman
Marlon Brando (pre-Superman)
Mark Hamill

6) Terrible actress = ?

Meryl Streep
Drew Barrymore
Jodie Foster
Holly Hunter
Emma Thompson

7) Terrible quiz = ?

Television game show Jeopardy
Board game Trivial Pursuit
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Indiana Sev's childish internet movie quiz
Fuck you, man...you try coming up with clever quizzes every other week on dick pay!

8) Who's the best actor/actress in the Arquette family?

Patricia Arquette
Rosanna Arquette
David Arquette
Alexis Arquette
Tennis Racquette

9) Who's the worst actor in the Baldwin family? (three possible answers)

Alec Baldwin
William Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin
Daniel Baldwin
Cokehead Gary Busey

10) That little kid from THE PHANTOM MENACE was pretty bad. His name is...

Patrick Dempsey
Jake Lloyd
Beau Bridges
Jar Jar Binks
Corey Haim

Name/Nickname: