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McConaughey Surfs?!?! Jul. 29, 2008
Source: Impawards.com   by: Daniel Barna

Matthew McConaughey is an extremely versatile actor. He could play a cryogenically frozen sheriff from the Wild West who must do battle with negro cyborgs in 2560, East L.A. He could play a surgeon who only operates on patients that enjoy flat shoes instead of heels. He could play a security guard who gets caught sleeping on the job and then is forced to eat Wendy’s for the rest of his life because if it. The one thing he can’t play—and I am completely certain of this—is a surfer dude. Matthew shares absolutely no qualities with surfer dudes whatsoever and the mere thought of him attempting to play one makes me shudder, cringe and all that stuff in between.

I am stunned then, to learn that he will in fact attempt to play a surfer dude in the film aptly entitled SURFER, DUDE. If by some miracle he manages to pull this off, shut down the academy voting and just hand him the Oscar here and now. Check out the poster below to witness for yourself this astonishing transformation.

Extra Tidbit: I have a feeling Heath Ledger suddenly has some competition for performance of the year.

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joel1975 on Jul 29 2008, 4:00:44 PM writes:
HMMM....
"He could play a cryogenically frozen sheriff from the Wild West who must do battle with negro cyborgs in 2560, East L.A."

I would love to see how far that premise will go; especially with the usage of "negroes"... :-)
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Neon October on Jul 29 2008, 12:38:30 PM writes:
SMURFS???
Count me in, as I too thought the article had "SMURFS" in the title. Boy, was i wrong
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jolanar on Jul 29 2008, 12:20:13 PM writes:

I smell an Oscar!
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RoneStar on Jul 29 2008, 12:20:31 PM writes:
BORN TO...
Okay, I'm guessing the article was full-on sarcasm. Matthew was born to play a surfer dude. The physique, the inclination towards being very relaxed, etc. He also looks good in the water. Seen SAHARA?
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Odin_Co83 on Jul 29 2008, 11:44:19 AM writes:
YEPPP
Yeah fully, i thought it said smurf as well.
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BojacRedleif on Jul 29 2008, 10:13:25 AM writes:
HEY
Did anybody else click this because they thought it said Smurfs?
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APzombie on Jul 29 2008, 9:36:17 AM writes:

That man will do anything to keep his shirt off. No wonder its so easy for People Magazine to have shots of him running on the beach.
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SeymourClearly on Jul 29 2008, 9:02:08 AM writes:

At some point in the movie, McConaughey will be found by the police naked, smoking weed and playing the bongos!
This definitely sounds like his life story.
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porkchopexpress on Jul 29 2008, 9:00:46 AM writes:

Isn't this one of the first signs of the apocalypse?
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dbldn11 on Jul 29 2008, 7:44:32 AM writes:
FINGERS CROSSED
This flick is directed by SR Bindler who made the kick ass documentary - Hands on a Hardbody.
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