McConaughey Surfs?!?!

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by: Daniel Barna Jul. 29, 2008

Matthew McConaughey is an extremely versatile actor. He could play a cryogenically frozen sheriff from the Wild West who must do battle with negro cyborgs in 2560, East L.A. He could play a surgeon who only operates on patients that enjoy flat shoes instead of heels. He could play a security guard who gets caught sleeping on the job and then is forced to eat Wendy’s for the rest of his life because if it. The one thing he can’t play—and I am completely certain of this—is a surfer dude. Matthew shares absolutely no qualities with surfer dudes whatsoever and the mere thought of him attempting to play one makes me shudder, cringe and all that stuff in between.

I am stunned then, to learn that he will in fact attempt to play a surfer dude in the film aptly entitled SURFER, DUDE. If by some miracle he manages to pull this off, shut down the academy voting and just hand him the Oscar here and now. Check out the poster below to witness for yourself this astonishing transformation.

Source: Impawards.com

Extra Tidbit: I have a feeling Heath Ledger suddenly has some competition for performance of the year.

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joel1975
4:00PM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hmmm....
"He could play a cryogenically frozen sheriff from the Wild West who must do battle with negro cyborgs in 2560, East L.A."

I would love to see how far that premise will go; especially with the usage of "negroes"... :-)
"He could play a cryogenically frozen sheriff from the Wild West who must do battle with negro cyborgs in 2560, East L.A."

I would love to see how far that premise will go; especially with the usage of "negroes"... :-)
 
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Neon October
12:38PM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
SMURFS???
Count me in, as I too thought the article had "SMURFS" in the title. Boy, was i wrong
Count me in, as I too thought the article had "SMURFS" in the title. Boy, was i wrong
 
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jolanar
12:20PM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I smell an Oscar!
I smell an Oscar!
 
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RoneStar
12:20PM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Born to...
Okay, I'm guessing the article was full-on sarcasm. Matthew was born to play a surfer dude. The physique, the inclination towards being very relaxed, etc. He also looks good in the water. Seen SAHARA?
Okay, I'm guessing the article was full-on sarcasm. Matthew was born to play a surfer dude. The physique, the inclination towards being very relaxed, etc. He also looks good in the water. Seen SAHARA?
 
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Odin_Co83
11:44AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yeppp
Yeah fully, i thought it said smurf as well.
Yeah fully, i thought it said smurf as well.
 
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BojacRedleif
10:13AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hey
Did anybody else click this because they thought it said Smurfs?
Did anybody else click this because they thought it said Smurfs?
 
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APzombie
9:36AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That man will do anything to keep his shirt off. No wonder its so easy for People Magazine to have shots of him running on the beach.
That man will do anything to keep his shirt off. No wonder its so easy for People Magazine to have shots of him running on the beach.
 
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SeymourClearly
9:02AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
At some point in the movie, McConaughey will be found by the police naked, smoking weed and playing the bongos!
This definitely sounds like his life story.
At some point in the movie, McConaughey will be found by the police naked, smoking weed and playing the bongos!
This definitely sounds like his life story.
 
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porkchopexpress
9:00AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Isn't this one of the first signs of the apocalypse?
Isn't this one of the first signs of the apocalypse?
 
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dbldn11
7:44AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Fingers Crossed
This flick is directed by SR Bindler who made the kick ass documentary - Hands on a Hardbody.
This flick is directed by SR Bindler who made the kick ass documentary - Hands on a Hardbody.
 
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theotherness
7:01AM on 07/29/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hmm, an autobiography?
Hmm, an autobiography?