10,000 BC poster

Director Roland Emmerich has already frozen North America, wrecked Manhattan with a legendary radioactive lizard, and devastated global landmarks with flying saucers. With his latest, 10,000 BC, he ventures into the past for more stuff to destroy.

The slice of faux history follows a hunky young primitive man (Steven Strait) vying for the attention of a hot cavewoman (Camilla Belle) and hunting migrating CGI mammoth (witness the teaser trailer RIGHT HERE). Unfortunately there’s no sign of Raquel Welch battling stop-motion beasts, but here’s the new teaser poster instead.