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02.09.2007

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The Good Shepherd - April 3

Robert DeNiro's directorial debut A BRONX TALE is a classic in the mob/crime genre, even though I thought it was just okay. The kid from that flick (also starred in THE SOPRANOS) is in jail because he and a buddy tried to hold up a cop. His buddy got killed, he went to jail. Don't you kinda wish that happened to Matt Damon? He tries to emulate Jason Bourne, but he gets amnesia and forgets he's an actor. That would be sweet. SHEPHERD will be available in separate Widescreen and Full Screen editions and include 16 minutes of deleted scenes.

Pan's Labyrinth - May 15

Guillermo Del Toro's latest managed to snag the top spot on many critic's Best of 2006 lists, including our very own JoBlo (read it HERE) and Arrow (read it HERE). That's enough to get your ass out there and get 'er done.

Includes:

  • Anamorphic widescreen transfer
  • Spanish Dolby Digital 5.1 EX, 2.0 Surround and DTS-ES 6.1 tracks
  • English subtitles
  • Commentary with director Guillermo Del Toro
  • Making-of documentary
  • Featurettes:
    • "The Power Of Myth"
    • "El Fauno y Las Hadas"
    • "The Color and The Shape"
    • "Pre-Release Making-of"
    • "Director's Notebook"
  • Del Toro's "The Charlie Rose Show" appearance
  • Storyboards
  • Galleries


Official artwork to be released soon

The Darren Aronofsky Collection - March 27

Cool dude Darren Aronofsky will be getting his own collection released by Lionsgate that'll include PI and the unrated director's cut of REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, a movie so brilliant and emotionally cutting , I've only seen it once and have no intention of seeing it again. Extras for REQUIEM include a directory commentary, a cinematographer commentary, a making-of documentary, deleted scenes (with optional director commentary) and two featurettes (“Memories, Dreams and Addictions: Ellen Burstyn interviews Hubert Selby, Jr. (author of the novel by the same name)” and The Anatomy of a Scene).

PI's extras include a director commentary, an actor commentary, a behind-the-scenes montage, lost scenes and a music video. The set will be available as a collectable foil 'O-ring' package.


"Hi, I'm Darren Aronofsky, and you're not."

Man About Town - February 13

I hadn't even heard about this until the writing of this column. MAN ABOUT TOWN is about a "top Hollywood talent agent whose life begins to fall apart when he learns that his wife is cheating on him and his journal full of Hollywood secrets is stolen." Wow, now I really wish I hadn't heard about this. If new movies aren't remakes, then they're about Hollywood itself. In the immortal words of Jimi Hendrix, "'Scuse me while I take a bunch of pills and drink a bunch of alcohol and vomit while I'm sleeping and die."

Includes:

  • “Visual Journaling” - a “making-of” featurette
  • “Talk to my Agent” – Imaginative Artists Agency Exposed!
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Bloopers

Caption the Pic!!!

All righty guys and gals, it's that time again to give away some free shit. You know the drill, caption the below pic from PAN'S LABYRINTH and win LOST: THE FIRST SEASON All you gotta do is make me and my panel of judges from the off-Broadway musical "PAIN IN MY LABYRINTH" laugh our kiesters off and you win. Wow, it's that simple! Now get crack'a'lackin'!!!


For Spanky, stink palms are out of the question.

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Extra Tidbit: Either Strike Back below with your Caption the Pic entry or email it to me. Only ONE entry per person; if you send in more than one, you are automatically disqualified and a JoBlo intern will spank your pee-pee.
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5:55PM on 02/13/2007

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After many years, and many plastic surgeries later, Michael Jackson still prefers the taste of children.
After many years, and many plastic surgeries later, Michael Jackson still prefers the taste of children.
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10:37AM on 02/12/2007

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No! Please! No more hand sanitizer!!

No! Please! No more hand sanitizer!!
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9:52PM on 02/11/2007

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I wish i could masturbate without putting an eye out.
I wish i could masturbate without putting an eye out.
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7:41PM on 02/11/2007

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The funny thing is...my parents consider me the normal one.
The funny thing is...my parents consider me the normal one.
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7:27PM on 02/11/2007

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Disappointed with how he has been portrayed in such films as The Exorcist and Constantine, the Prince of Darkness will have his acting debut in the upcoming movie Jazz Hands: The Musical.
Disappointed with how he has been portrayed in such films as The Exorcist and Constantine, the Prince of Darkness will have his acting debut in the upcoming movie Jazz Hands: The Musical.
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11:18PM on 02/10/2007

Caption Contest

My eyes?? My eyes?? Forget my eyes! Where the hell are my teeth!?
My eyes?? My eyes?? Forget my eyes! Where the hell are my teeth!?
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11:10PM on 02/10/2007

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Unfortunately for John, playing the classic game of peek-a-boo with a newborn infant always ended in tears of terror.
Unfortunately for John, playing the classic game of peek-a-boo with a newborn infant always ended in tears of terror.
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7:00PM on 02/10/2007

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"Play with yourself and you'll go blind" they said. Well, I can see just fine thanks.
"Play with yourself and you'll go blind" they said. Well, I can see just fine thanks.
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6:25PM on 02/10/2007

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"Hey, check out my hand-eye coordination!"

Easy, I know, but hey...
"Hey, check out my hand-eye coordination!"

Easy, I know, but hey...
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4:43PM on 02/10/2007

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This is what Happens to you after watching "Man About Town"
This is what Happens to you after watching "Man About Town"
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3:20PM on 02/10/2007

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Pale man was the only one who thought Borat was just being an asshole when he said, "High Five!"
Pale man was the only one who thought Borat was just being an asshole when he said, "High Five!"
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2:30PM on 02/10/2007

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"If you think this is crazy, you should see where my testacles are..."
"If you think this is crazy, you should see where my testacles are..."
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1:53PM on 02/10/2007
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"Now you see why I don't wipe my own ass."
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"Now you see why I don't wipe my own ass."
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1:47PM on 02/10/2007

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"Oh, JEEZ! Put that thing back in your pants! No, I don't have a problem with it, it's hell on my hands though!"

Lame, I know.
"Oh, JEEZ! Put that thing back in your pants! No, I don't have a problem with it, it's hell on my hands though!"

Lame, I know.
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12:59PM on 02/10/2007
My caption for the pic:

"Hey Billy, help find your Grandpa's teeth!"
My caption for the pic:

"Hey Billy, help find your Grandpa's teeth!"
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12:27PM on 02/10/2007

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People are continuously coming up with new ideas to try to see just what exactly lives inside Paris Hilton's vagina. Fist away, Larry!
People are continuously coming up with new ideas to try to see just what exactly lives inside Paris Hilton's vagina. Fist away, Larry!
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7:35AM on 02/10/2007

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"Brings new meaning to the phrase - stop it or you'll go blind."
"Brings new meaning to the phrase - stop it or you'll go blind."
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4:33AM on 02/10/2007

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"This really makes crotch grabbing more of a spectactor sport"

On a side note, I love the Good Shepherd. Matt Damon was spot-on in his performance
"This really makes crotch grabbing more of a spectactor sport"

On a side note, I love the Good Shepherd. Matt Damon was spot-on in his performance
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1:12AM on 02/10/2007

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It's tough once you have lost the will to live but you can't see what you're doing when you try to slit your wrists.
It's tough once you have lost the will to live but you can't see what you're doing when you try to slit your wrists.
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1:09AM on 02/10/2007

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This peculiar creature is a favorite amongst police officers, as he has the ability to put his hands up and look like he shit himself all in one move.
This peculiar creature is a favorite amongst police officers, as he has the ability to put his hands up and look like he shit himself all in one move.
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11:05PM on 02/09/2007

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It is rumored the Burger King once had a stare down with Chuck Norris. In the end, the King was left staring at all colors of fear as Chuck walked away... beardless.
It is rumored the Burger King once had a stare down with Chuck Norris. In the end, the King was left staring at all colors of fear as Chuck walked away... beardless.
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10:20PM on 02/09/2007

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The first thing Frank sees after having eye-to-hand surgery is the sight of JoBlo naked... with Joe Pesci... in a tub o whip cream.
The first thing Frank sees after having eye-to-hand surgery is the sight of JoBlo naked... with Joe Pesci... in a tub o whip cream.
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8:18PM on 02/09/2007
if you let me fuck you in the ass i won't eat you.
if you let me fuck you in the ass i won't eat you.
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8:10PM on 02/09/2007

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If They Mated: Pee-Wee and Large Marge.
If They Mated: Pee-Wee and Large Marge.
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8:10PM on 02/09/2007

Peek-A-Boo

And the daddy says to his baby, "Peek-A-Boo, I see you."
And the daddy says to his baby, "Peek-A-Boo, I see you."
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6:32PM on 02/09/2007

THERE'S A VISINE FOR THAT

The makers of Visine and KY Jelly have joined forces to help stop dryness.
The makers of Visine and KY Jelly have joined forces to help stop dryness.
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5:58PM on 02/09/2007

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You think this is bad? Buddy, you don't even want to know where my balls are...
You think this is bad? Buddy, you don't even want to know where my balls are...
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5:42PM on 02/09/2007

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They lied about the hairy palms... The REAL result is much, MUCH more terrifying.
They lied about the hairy palms... The REAL result is much, MUCH more terrifying.
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4:54PM on 02/09/2007
It turns out that masturbation making you go blind and putting hair on your palms were only half truths. Unfortunately, they were both halves of the same myth.
It turns out that masturbation making you go blind and putting hair on your palms were only half truths. Unfortunately, they were both halves of the same myth.
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4:35PM on 02/09/2007

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I've got eyes for palms and shit for brains, but I still know how to party!
I've got eyes for palms and shit for brains, but I still know how to party!
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4:24PM on 02/09/2007
Not many people understood why Reginald wanted to be a Gynecologist.
Not many people understood why Reginald wanted to be a Gynecologist.
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4:11PM on 02/09/2007
The phrase, "masturbating will make you go blind", was all too real for Petey, so he ate children.
The phrase, "masturbating will make you go blind", was all too real for Petey, so he ate children.
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3:44PM on 02/09/2007
"Have you ever seen your own penis magnified and up close? Then leave me the fuck alone"
"Have you ever seen your own penis magnified and up close? Then leave me the fuck alone"
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3:43PM on 02/09/2007

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(referring to his eyes)
"Wait till you see the one in my pants..."
(referring to his eyes)
"Wait till you see the one in my pants..."
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3:41PM on 02/09/2007
I can think of two other things that make me thankful it was only my eyes that are attached to my hands.
I can think of two other things that make me thankful it was only my eyes that are attached to my hands.
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3:08PM on 02/09/2007

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After many years of joking with little kids, Uncle Al finally learned his lesson when he tried to steal the new neighbor kids nose. Lesson learned, don't ever mess with a little girl who carries around a dollie made out of dead peoples hair.
After many years of joking with little kids, Uncle Al finally learned his lesson when he tried to steal the new neighbor kids nose. Lesson learned, don't ever mess with a little girl who carries around a dollie made out of dead peoples hair.
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3:07PM on 02/09/2007
"I think I need to start using no tear shampoo..."
"I think I need to start using no tear shampoo..."
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2:59PM on 02/09/2007
I really hope I never come down with a case of stigmata.
I really hope I never come down with a case of stigmata.
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1:33PM on 02/09/2007
Ohhh, so that's what the old lady from The Wedding Singer is doing these days..
Ohhh, so that's what the old lady from The Wedding Singer is doing these days..
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1:18PM on 02/09/2007
Well you see my mom was an alcohlic and did crack while she was pregnant...
Well you see my mom was an alcohlic and did crack while she was pregnant...
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1:14PM on 02/09/2007
Michael Jackson's latest surgery has all the kids talking.
Michael Jackson's latest surgery has all the kids talking.
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1:10PM on 02/09/2007
Dammit Mom! You always told me that if I kept doing that, I would grow HAIR on my palms.
Dammit Mom! You always told me that if I kept doing that, I would grow HAIR on my palms.
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1:07PM on 02/09/2007
"So you see, I quickly learned my lesson after giving Borat a high five..."
"So you see, I quickly learned my lesson after giving Borat a high five..."
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1:05PM on 02/09/2007
I swear - I'm NOT cheating. Now hide again while I count to 10
I swear - I'm NOT cheating. Now hide again while I count to 10
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12:52PM on 02/09/2007
Man, I fucking suck at peek a boo...
Man, I fucking suck at peek a boo...
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12:38PM on 02/09/2007
Let's give a round of applause to JoBlo and his crew! Oh wait...
Let's give a round of applause to JoBlo and his crew! Oh wait...
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