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First Matrix 2 review

05.02.2003

Some crazy ass mofo named Neill Cumpston has written, what appears to be, one of the very first review of THE MATRIX RELOADED, and sent it in to Aint-it-Cool. It's a funny review, especially in the way he breaks the film down by it's numerous "Ass Kicking’s". Be warned though, there are plenty of expletives and some SPOILERS hidden amongst his Jolt and Cheetos fueled rants. To see exactly what I mean by rants, here are a couple of spoiler free clips from his review:

"This movie is a pillowcase with soda cans inside that beats the living mule-f*ck out of you but you’re all like, “Bring it on honky tonk” because the beating feels like summer and Halloween and Cheetos at the same time."

"ASS-KICKING #2: This fight on a playground where like a hundred Smith Dudes are whomping on Neo like a fat girl eating Fiddle Faddle – it’s that intense. Holy sh*t. The thing goes on for like five minutes and just when you’re thinking, “F*ck you Star Wars George” it goes on for another five minutes and then Neo flies away like that Greatest American Hero dude."

Like it so far?

Click here to read Neill's entire review of
THE MATRIX RELOADED
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