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3 Seashells explained

If your scatological curiosity has yet to be satisfied since you first saw the destructive Stallone sci-fi flick DEMOLITION MAN, maybe this will help answer the perplexing "three sea shells" used for futuristic bathroom hygiene (but not by John Spartan).

I-Mockery took the time to extrapolate comments from Stallone himself (given in an interview a couple years back), illustrating how those baffling metallic bum devices might work. Click for all the steps, but -- WARNING: NSFW artistic representation of human poo is contained within.

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Extra Tidbit: Like that woman at the bar with the peculiarly firm handshake and strong jawline, perhaps some things are just more interesting as a mystery...
Source: I-Mockery

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