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Eight seconds of Jonah Hex is better than nothing

Apr. 26, 2010by: Paul Tassi

So there's going to be a JONAH HEX trailer some time later this week, but naturally, we need a trailer OF the trailer, as is the way with these things these days. That means eight seconds of footage, but eight seconds with a surprisingly large amount packed into it.

We get to see Brolin’s Hex, Fox’s hooker and some sort of mini-gun device that had me thinking “Wicky-wicky-Wild-Wild-West.” Check it out below, and see if you can catch a glimpse of anything else noteworthy. Naturally we’ll bring you the real trailer when it premieres later in the week.

Source: SyFy

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3:29PM on 04/27/2010
Hell yeahhhh that looks badass and the machine gun on that horse wooooo
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Hell yeahhhh that looks badass and the machine gun on that horse wooooo
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11:29PM on 04/26/2010
Damn, that was bad-ass. machine gun on a horse, holy shit.
Damn, that was bad-ass. machine gun on a horse, holy shit.
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11:09PM on 04/26/2010

Brolin FTW

Brolin kicks ass and has me amped for this. I'd prefer to think 'Django' at the sight of the gun.
Brolin kicks ass and has me amped for this. I'd prefer to think 'Django' at the sight of the gun.
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10:34PM on 04/26/2010
I like westerns. This does seem more "Wild Wild West" sans Will Smith. I'm always interested in what Josh Brolin is doing, ditto John Malkovich. I've only seen Megan Fox in one movie, so while I think she is prettier than she is talented as an actress. If anything my biggest issue has to do with her age difference to Brolin. But then again, young pussy probably sold better back in the day. A lot like now.
I like westerns. This does seem more "Wild Wild West" sans Will Smith. I'm always interested in what Josh Brolin is doing, ditto John Malkovich. I've only seen Megan Fox in one movie, so while I think she is prettier than she is talented as an actress. If anything my biggest issue has to do with her age difference to Brolin. But then again, young pussy probably sold better back in the day. A lot like now.
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8:50PM on 04/26/2010
...no you don't want nada, none a this, six-gunnin' this, from the run of this, buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya!
That any damsel that's in distress, be outta that dress when she meet Jim West.
...no you don't want nada, none a this, six-gunnin' this, from the run of this, buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya!
That any damsel that's in distress, be outta that dress when she meet Jim West.
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8:38PM on 04/26/2010
Why did I have to watch 90 seconds of commercials before I was able to watch the 10 second Jonah Hex trailer? Guys, I fully understand having to do advertising, but putting a commercial before a commercial is overkill.
Why did I have to watch 90 seconds of commercials before I was able to watch the 10 second Jonah Hex trailer? Guys, I fully understand having to do advertising, but putting a commercial before a commercial is overkill.
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8:17PM on 04/26/2010
Wow. That 10 seconds looked like a made for SciFi Channel movie.

Brolin looks like he smelled some stinky cheese, or maybe he got a whiff of Megan Fox....or maybe he got a whiff of his 'acting' ability.
Wow. That 10 seconds looked like a made for SciFi Channel movie.

Brolin looks like he smelled some stinky cheese, or maybe he got a whiff of Megan Fox....or maybe he got a whiff of his 'acting' ability.
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6:24PM on 04/26/2010
So far I'm not sold on this. Brolin is awesome tho, so I will hold out a little hope this won't completely suck sour frog ass.

p.s. Does anyone else think it's funny that you have to sit through a 15 second commercial to watch a 10 second clip? I just thought that was kinda silly. That is all.
So far I'm not sold on this. Brolin is awesome tho, so I will hold out a little hope this won't completely suck sour frog ass.

p.s. Does anyone else think it's funny that you have to sit through a 15 second commercial to watch a 10 second clip? I just thought that was kinda silly. That is all.
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6:10PM on 04/26/2010

I had no idea...

...they made a sequel to Wild Wild West? Looks amazing. Pfffffft.
...they made a sequel to Wild Wild West? Looks amazing. Pfffffft.
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5:12PM on 04/26/2010

Really guys, Megan Fox? Really?

If I wanted to watch porn...I'd watch porn

But yea dual Gatling guns rule, but then again I'm sure I thought the same about the Wild Wild West trailer so...
If I wanted to watch porn...I'd watch porn

But yea dual Gatling guns rule, but then again I'm sure I thought the same about the Wild Wild West trailer so...
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3:50PM on 04/26/2010
people can say what they like about megan fox but she looks like a god damn sexy whore in this film and i want some!!!
people can say what they like about megan fox but she looks like a god damn sexy whore in this film and i want some!!!
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3:33PM on 04/26/2010
Megan Fox has me sold.
Megan Fox has me sold.
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3:31PM on 04/26/2010
Regardless of Brolin and Malkovich, I'm sold on it just because of the dual gattling guns on the horse!
Regardless of Brolin and Malkovich, I'm sold on it just because of the dual gattling guns on the horse!
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3:20PM on 04/26/2010

1/2 and 1/2

Malkovich...Good.
Brolin...Better.
Fox?...Pass.

Sure she's physically attractive. But that's all she's got going for her. And just to piss off more internets...I loved Wild Wild West.
Malkovich...Good.
Brolin...Better.
Fox?...Pass.

Sure she's physically attractive. But that's all she's got going for her. And just to piss off more internets...I loved Wild Wild West.
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3:04PM on 04/26/2010

Win, Lose, or Draw

i will be seeing this opening weekend. no apologies. jonah hex is one of my favorite comic characters.
i will be seeing this opening weekend. no apologies. jonah hex is one of my favorite comic characters.
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