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Goldberg slays Santa

12.22.2003

Move over Rock, the latest WWE superstar to make the jump to the big screen will be none other than Bill Goldberg. This giant of a man and former Atlanta Falcons linebacker has already flirted with Hollywood by appearing in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN in 1999 but this will be his first headlining gig. SANTA'S SLAY, a horror-comedy (awesome), will begin filming in February for producer Brett Ratner(?) and writer/director David Steiman. The plot isn't quite clear yet but word is that Big Ass Bill will star as 'Satan' pretending to be 'Santa' because he's lost a bet with an angel. Then people die. The production crew is still looking to round out the cast with some key parts up for grabs. As long as they're handing out free scripts to those in the sports entertainment business I have a couple of suggestions. 1. Stop it. 2. We've seen enough of these sweaty, swollen, hairless men getting all the opportunities. Any of the following women (all of whom are wrestlers) deserve the same chance. Nude. Thank you.

   

      

Source: FilmJerk
Tags: Hollywood

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