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Exclusive: Jessica Alba kicks ass in this red band Machete clip!!

Aug. 30, 2010by: Mike Sampson

MACHETE is chopping its way into theaters this weekend and while all the commercials in the world can help you get excited for it, nothing will get you pumped up quite like a little R-rated blood. We've seen a few clips from the film so far but we have an exclusive new clip from the film that's a great example of what you can expect when MACHETE really gets going. It starts off with Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo in a post-coital embrace and suddenly erupts into a flurry of violence. Next thing you know Machete is kicking ass and his lady friend is, surprisingly, kicking even more ass.

As mentioned before, this is a restricted clip so we can't embed it here. You'll have to click the teaser image below (which should give you a decent idea what you're in for) to head to JoBlo Video and our age gate. MACHETE hits theaters this Friday and stay tuned later this week for exclusive interviews with the cast!


Click here to see an exclusive red-band clip from
MACHETE!

Source: JoBlo.com

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1:57PM on 08/31/2010

Can't fucking wait

Rodriguez has yet to disappoint so far. In my eyes, he's failed to fall into the slot of failedom!
Rodriguez has yet to disappoint so far. In my eyes, he's failed to fall into the slot of failedom!
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8:04PM on 08/30/2010

Damn Robert.

Man, what a shitty scene. Is this all Robert has up his sleeve? Oh, more to come of Alba in the spy kid movies. Jesus Christ!!!!!
Man, what a shitty scene. Is this all Robert has up his sleeve? Oh, more to come of Alba in the spy kid movies. Jesus Christ!!!!!
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1:58PM on 08/31/2010
Epic Fail
Epic Fail
5:30PM on 08/30/2010

What!?

Uhhhh, isn't that the same scene from Desperado only not half as good. Seriously, that looked like a poor man's version of Desperado with Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba instead of Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. I am really worried about this flick and that clip didn't help.
Uhhhh, isn't that the same scene from Desperado only not half as good. Seriously, that looked like a poor man's version of Desperado with Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba instead of Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. I am really worried about this flick and that clip didn't help.
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3:58PM on 08/30/2010

MACHETE

cant f*ckin wait!!!
cant f*ckin wait!!!
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1:53PM on 08/31/2010
you said it man...
you said it man...
12:45PM on 08/30/2010

Exclusive

Sorry guys, this clip is on the net for like 3 weeks, not exclusive at all ! 4 days left !
Sorry guys, this clip is on the net for like 3 weeks, not exclusive at all ! 4 days left !
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3:03PM on 08/30/2010
Can you post a LINK here for confirmation? We can't find it anywhere... Thanks.
Can you post a LINK here for confirmation? We can't find it anywhere... Thanks.
12:30PM on 08/30/2010
Is Alba supposed to be badass? If so, she looks really weak. Not convinced by her fighting. She just looks like a chick trying hard to be badass. Or it could be intentionally done that way for the cheese factor? I dunno. I don't care much for her but I'll still give Machete a shot.
Is Alba supposed to be badass? If so, she looks really weak. Not convinced by her fighting. She just looks like a chick trying hard to be badass. Or it could be intentionally done that way for the cheese factor? I dunno. I don't care much for her but I'll still give Machete a shot.
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12:46PM on 08/30/2010
Jessica is not a badass. She's a hot chick !
Jessica is not a badass. She's a hot chick !
1:55PM on 08/31/2010
And you fail for questioning the bad-assness of that this film will be.
And you fail for questioning the bad-assness of that this film will be.
11:34AM on 08/30/2010

I liked this scene more in Desperado

...Seriously, that movie just did it way better. Still looks kinda fun though.
...Seriously, that movie just did it way better. Still looks kinda fun though.
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1:55PM on 08/31/2010
maybe this is an homage scene then...
maybe this is an homage scene then...