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MOVIE POLL: Which monster movie species would win in a Battle Royale?

05.12.2011

Which monster movie species would win in a Battle Royale?

Vampires
Werewolves
Zombies
Aliens
Predators
Terminators
Dinosaurs
OTHER

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9:42PM on 05/16/2011
predators are trained to kill..they would simply blow up the terminators using their wits
predators are trained to kill..they would simply blow up the terminators using their wits
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3:42PM on 05/14/2011
I chose Terminators. They are so hard to kill and wouldn't be turned into zombies. But it'd be interesting to see The Borg in here too since they assimilate everything. Resistance is futile.
I chose Terminators. They are so hard to kill and wouldn't be turned into zombies. But it'd be interesting to see The Borg in here too since they assimilate everything. Resistance is futile.
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10:41AM on 05/13/2011
How about Cloverfield? I mean they dropped a friggin nuke on Clovie, and he just brushed it off. Clovie would swallow a Predator, an Alien, a vamp, a werewolf, a zombie a dinosaur, 24 smurfs and then use a terminator for a toothpick!
How about Cloverfield? I mean they dropped a friggin nuke on Clovie, and he just brushed it off. Clovie would swallow a Predator, an Alien, a vamp, a werewolf, a zombie a dinosaur, 24 smurfs and then use a terminator for a toothpick!
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10:39AM on 05/13/2011
GODZILLA.
GODZILLA.
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8:42AM on 05/13/2011
THis might be the best thread ever on this site.. total geek fest!! Terminators hands down would obliterate everything else on this list. They are just too damn indestructable. Zombies though would be second though .. in a Battle Royal setting everything else would eventually be turned into a zombie.
THis might be the best thread ever on this site.. total geek fest!! Terminators hands down would obliterate everything else on this list. They are just too damn indestructable. Zombies though would be second though .. in a Battle Royal setting everything else would eventually be turned into a zombie.
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7:44AM on 05/13/2011

Imagine...

A new Terminator infiltration model (updated T-800 concept) based on an adult Predator male, with the proper living tissue covering it. Seven feet plus of titanium alloyed ass kicking. Imagine how it'll look after fighting it's way through a few dozen of it's apparent comrades... Parts of that big metal skull exposed, showing that glaring red eye and a chromed mandible sticking out of charred synthetic flesh. Who's going to stop that? Skynet adapts at a geometric rate. It would figure out the
A new Terminator infiltration model (updated T-800 concept) based on an adult Predator male, with the proper living tissue covering it. Seven feet plus of titanium alloyed ass kicking. Imagine how it'll look after fighting it's way through a few dozen of it's apparent comrades... Parts of that big metal skull exposed, showing that glaring red eye and a chromed mandible sticking out of charred synthetic flesh. Who's going to stop that? Skynet adapts at a geometric rate. It would figure out the advanced alien technology used by the Predators within days of contact, and then learn to apply it against them (and us).
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1:01PM on 05/13/2011
you've just out geeked me well done sir
you've just out geeked me well done sir
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7:05AM on 05/13/2011

A Detail...

Chuck Norris would beat'em all
Chuck Norris would beat'em all
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6:33AM on 05/13/2011

Terminators

I think seeing a Terminator beaten every week on The Sarah Conner Chronicles has made people forget that you can't stop a Terminator short of crushing them, melting them in iron or nuking them. Even if you cut off their legs they will still come after you. I'd like to see what a legless Predator is going can do other than bleed out.
I think seeing a Terminator beaten every week on The Sarah Conner Chronicles has made people forget that you can't stop a Terminator short of crushing them, melting them in iron or nuking them. Even if you cut off their legs they will still come after you. I'd like to see what a legless Predator is going can do other than bleed out.
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6:09AM on 05/13/2011
Other: Daleks.

Not because they're an unstoppable army of xenophobic mutants in mobile tanks who will stop at nothing until the only species in the universe is the Dalek, but because they're an unstoppable army of xenophobic mutants in mobile tanks who will stop at nothing until the only species in the universe is the Dalek WITH TIME-TRAVEL at their sucker-tips. They're scheming, military tacticians and some of the finest scientific minds in the universe. If they don't wipe you out with
Other: Daleks.

Not because they're an unstoppable army of xenophobic mutants in mobile tanks who will stop at nothing until the only species in the universe is the Dalek, but because they're an unstoppable army of xenophobic mutants in mobile tanks who will stop at nothing until the only species in the universe is the Dalek WITH TIME-TRAVEL at their sucker-tips. They're scheming, military tacticians and some of the finest scientific minds in the universe. If they don't wipe you out with some advanced planet-cracking weapon, they'll put paid to all life on your planet with bacteriological warfare and you won't even know you've been targeted by them.

Failing that, fuck with the Daleks and they'll travel back through time and wipe you out before you thought about fucking with them in the first place.

Daleks. Nasty motherfuckers. And they can go up stairs, too.
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4:17AM on 05/13/2011

Slipping into geek mode

Those complaining should realise why predator voted top
1. They are cool (pretty simple)
2. They make weapons to suit the pray they hunt (silver bullets etc)
3. Heat sensors can spot terminator a mile off
4. If all else fails nuke the joint
Those complaining should realise why predator voted top
1. They are cool (pretty simple)
2. They make weapons to suit the pray they hunt (silver bullets etc)
3. Heat sensors can spot terminator a mile off
4. If all else fails nuke the joint
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3:50AM on 05/13/2011

ugh!

predators are the clunkiest, most gizmo-fied, ethnic looking motherfuckers around. The cloaking leaves a steamy silhouette; they have to arm their hardware with type in passwords; they have dreadlocks! - god they're lame. Aliens would fuck any one up. Aliens people - not Rastafarian who-sits - although Predator is an ok flick.
predators are the clunkiest, most gizmo-fied, ethnic looking motherfuckers around. The cloaking leaves a steamy silhouette; they have to arm their hardware with type in passwords; they have dreadlocks! - god they're lame. Aliens would fuck any one up. Aliens people - not Rastafarian who-sits - although Predator is an ok flick.
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3:42AM on 05/13/2011

PREDATORS all the way..

Vamps and Werewolves both have clear identified weaknesses.. while Predators & Terminators are pretty much unstoppable. Plus Predators have a bunch of cool gadgets so my money goes there!

BTW.. no matter how bad the movie is, Predators end up being cool asskickng motherf's anyway, so yeah.. they rule!
Vamps and Werewolves both have clear identified weaknesses.. while Predators & Terminators are pretty much unstoppable. Plus Predators have a bunch of cool gadgets so my money goes there!

BTW.. no matter how bad the movie is, Predators end up being cool asskickng motherf's anyway, so yeah.. they rule!
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2:31AM on 05/13/2011
The results of this poll so far are ludicrous. Vamps and Werewolves are supernatural and can't be killed by normal means. Vampires should be at the top, not the bottom, as they're stronger than any of the above creatures, not to mention exceedingly faster and smarter.
The results of this poll so far are ludicrous. Vamps and Werewolves are supernatural and can't be killed by normal means. Vampires should be at the top, not the bottom, as they're stronger than any of the above creatures, not to mention exceedingly faster and smarter.
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2:36AM on 05/13/2011
You should go watch Twilight to feel better about the result of he poll.
You should go watch Twilight to feel better about the result of he poll.
2:46AM on 05/13/2011
Yeah, unfortunately vampires in their current popular cultural conception are the biggest wimps on this poll by far.
Yeah, unfortunately vampires in their current popular cultural conception are the biggest wimps on this poll by far.
5:56AM on 05/13/2011
Vampires can be taken out by a simple beheading - and the Predators do love their sharp weaponry.

Werewolves are pretty much screwed if any of those Predator weapons feature silver.

Not that I'm on the side of the Predators. Those guys just can't handle criticism, they'll commit suicide as soon as you call them an ugly motherfucker.
Vampires can be taken out by a simple beheading - and the Predators do love their sharp weaponry.

Werewolves are pretty much screwed if any of those Predator weapons feature silver.

Not that I'm on the side of the Predators. Those guys just can't handle criticism, they'll commit suicide as soon as you call them an ugly motherfucker.
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2:01AM on 05/13/2011
It depends on the aliens.
It depends on the aliens.
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1:44AM on 05/13/2011
I would pay any ticket price in order to see a movie comprised of zero plot, just these beasts duking it out.
I would pay any ticket price in order to see a movie comprised of zero plot, just these beasts duking it out.
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1:43AM on 05/13/2011

Zombies

Zombies have the advantage of increasing their numbers at the same time that they eliminate an opponent. An alien bit by a zombie becomes part of team zombie.
Zombies have the advantage of increasing their numbers at the same time that they eliminate an opponent. An alien bit by a zombie becomes part of team zombie.
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4:18AM on 05/13/2011
Zombie dinosaurs theres a thought
Zombie dinosaurs theres a thought
5:42AM on 05/13/2011
If a zombie bit an alien, all that would happen is that the zombie would instantly lose its jaw in an eruption of acid blood and the attempted infection via bite would be neutralised by the acid.
If a zombie bit an alien, all that would happen is that the zombie would instantly lose its jaw in an eruption of acid blood and the attempted infection via bite would be neutralised by the acid.
8:29AM on 05/13/2011
But if the Alien bit a Zombie and feasted on Zombie flesh you still might get Zombie infected Aliens
But if the Alien bit a Zombie and feasted on Zombie flesh you still might get Zombie infected Aliens
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1:41AM on 05/13/2011
i think i just need to remind everyone voting that it took A GIANT ASTEROID to kill the dinosaurs.

k thnx
i think i just need to remind everyone voting that it took A GIANT ASTEROID to kill the dinosaurs.

k thnx
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1:58AM on 05/13/2011
A giant asteroid would kill ALL OF THE ABOVE given the circumstances, dummy.
A giant asteroid would kill ALL OF THE ABOVE given the circumstances, dummy.
4:19AM on 05/13/2011
except the species clever enough to do one off the planet
except the species clever enough to do one off the planet
5:59AM on 05/13/2011
So you voted for Other: Asteroid, because it killed the dinosaurs?

Well, I might just vote for Other: Earth, because the planet stopped that asteroid dead in its tracks, man. ;)
So you voted for Other: Asteroid, because it killed the dinosaurs?

Well, I might just vote for Other: Earth, because the planet stopped that asteroid dead in its tracks, man. ;)
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1:38AM on 05/13/2011
Chuck Norris would destroy them all with a single sidekick.
Chuck Norris would destroy them all with a single sidekick.
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1:26AM on 05/13/2011

Pregnant Women

Nature's fury unleashed.
Nature's fury unleashed.
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1:17AM on 05/13/2011

What No Gremlins?

Terminators, because eventually Skynet would build infiltration models that could mimic all of the above, Aliens and Predators included. Also immune to being 'turned' by the vampires, werewolves, or zombies.

Close second: 'Other' for John Carpenter's The Thing for same reason. Mimic all but the Terminators. Aliens' acid blood would be meaningless.
Terminators, because eventually Skynet would build infiltration models that could mimic all of the above, Aliens and Predators included. Also immune to being 'turned' by the vampires, werewolves, or zombies.

Close second: 'Other' for John Carpenter's The Thing for same reason. Mimic all but the Terminators. Aliens' acid blood would be meaningless.
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12:46AM on 05/13/2011

Bully!

I voted Predators cause they've got all that badass weaponry and and whatnot. Figured this would be a popularity contest with zombies at the top. Glad to see that's not the case. Well done people of JoBlo, well done.
I voted Predators cause they've got all that badass weaponry and and whatnot. Figured this would be a popularity contest with zombies at the top. Glad to see that's not the case. Well done people of JoBlo, well done.
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10:55PM on 05/12/2011

Critters!!!!!!

No one stands a chance against them....
No one stands a chance against them....
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10:20PM on 05/12/2011
Dinosaurs. In particular, Godzilla.
Dinosaurs. In particular, Godzilla.
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2:45AM on 05/13/2011
Godzilla is not a dinosaur. Well, according to Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah he is a mutated dinosaur, but the poll did not say these were anything other than ordinary dinosaurs.
Godzilla is not a dinosaur. Well, according to Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah he is a mutated dinosaur, but the poll did not say these were anything other than ordinary dinosaurs.
10:06PM on 05/12/2011

KILL ME I'M HEAH!!

Schwarzenegger franchises are victorious.
Schwarzenegger franchises are victorious.
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9:52PM on 05/12/2011
Aliens would win just because of the sheer numbers they travel in. They're like the Chinese army. They would just keep coming in wave after wave and the only way to kill them would be a nuke, which would kill you too. Only monster that would win a fight against a thousand Aliens would be Godzilla. He's indestructible. GODZILLA!!
Aliens would win just because of the sheer numbers they travel in. They're like the Chinese army. They would just keep coming in wave after wave and the only way to kill them would be a nuke, which would kill you too. Only monster that would win a fight against a thousand Aliens would be Godzilla. He's indestructible. GODZILLA!!
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9:14PM on 05/12/2011
Predator definitely has an advantage over all those. Werewolves, zombies, dinos, would get swept up with little problem. Aliens have proven a challenge but they seem to handle them okay.

As for vampires, it depends on the kind of vampire you're speaking of to determine who would win in that match up. Your sparkly Twilight vampire would get clocked pretty fast. The super strong, super quick, and flying vampire, might be a challenge. Not sure about that one.

Terminators would certainly
Predator definitely has an advantage over all those. Werewolves, zombies, dinos, would get swept up with little problem. Aliens have proven a challenge but they seem to handle them okay.

As for vampires, it depends on the kind of vampire you're speaking of to determine who would win in that match up. Your sparkly Twilight vampire would get clocked pretty fast. The super strong, super quick, and flying vampire, might be a challenge. Not sure about that one.

Terminators would certainly be the most interesting challenge - particularly a T-1000. I can see that one really doing a number on a Predator. One things for sure, that would be an epic brawl.
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9:02PM on 05/12/2011

Other---The Blob

The Blob would devour them all.
The Blob would devour them all.
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8:37PM on 05/12/2011

Other

The Matrix would own. It would own the Terminators it created, it would own all the organic creatures it feeds off of, and it would own all of the undead/zombie creatures, because there would be no real source of food.
The Matrix would own. It would own the Terminators it created, it would own all the organic creatures it feeds off of, and it would own all of the undead/zombie creatures, because there would be no real source of food.
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8:36PM on 05/12/2011
Predators over a Terminator? Really???
Predators over a Terminator? Really???
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8:33PM on 05/12/2011

CareBears

FTW!
FTW!
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7:53PM on 05/12/2011
I would think the Terminators have an advantage over the Predators in that Terminators are non-organic and more difficult to track with Predator-vision modes. Also the Terminators enhanced vision may remove the Predators cloak advantage. And if the Terminators come with their futuristic weaponry, then bring it on!
I would think the Terminators have an advantage over the Predators in that Terminators are non-organic and more difficult to track with Predator-vision modes. Also the Terminators enhanced vision may remove the Predators cloak advantage. And if the Terminators come with their futuristic weaponry, then bring it on!
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7:52PM on 05/12/2011

Other

The correct answer is HUMANS. They are in all the monster movies and always come out on top. When it comes down to it there is nothing nastier, meaner, or more destructive than HUMAN BEINGS.
The correct answer is HUMANS. They are in all the monster movies and always come out on top. When it comes down to it there is nothing nastier, meaner, or more destructive than HUMAN BEINGS.
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7:26PM on 05/12/2011
Tough one, but I went with Predator, just for the cloaking ability and weaponary. Being the hunters they are, I would assume they would wait for everyone else to kill each other and then destroy the winners. Xenomorphs are a second as they have the over powering numbers.
Tough one, but I went with Predator, just for the cloaking ability and weaponary. Being the hunters they are, I would assume they would wait for everyone else to kill each other and then destroy the winners. Xenomorphs are a second as they have the over powering numbers.
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6:45PM on 05/12/2011

Predators

They have greater weaponry than the Terminator and are smarter than the Alien species. Vampires, Werewolves, and the others would get slaughtered in the first few minutes.
They have greater weaponry than the Terminator and are smarter than the Alien species. Vampires, Werewolves, and the others would get slaughtered in the first few minutes.
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6:45PM on 05/12/2011

Predators

They have greater weaponry than the Terminator and are smarter than the Alien species. Vampires, Werewolves, and the others would get slaughtered in the first few minutes.
They have greater weaponry than the Terminator and are smarter than the Alien species. Vampires, Werewolves, and the others would get slaughtered in the first few minutes.
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6:29PM on 05/12/2011

The'll mostly kill everything else...mostly.

Aliens...Cameron's Aliens. Acid for blood + numbers pretty much kills everything else.

They'll own predators,terminators,zombies,vampires...

What do you mean they cut the power! They're just animals man!
Aliens...Cameron's Aliens. Acid for blood + numbers pretty much kills everything else.

They'll own predators,terminators,zombies,vampires...

What do you mean they cut the power! They're just animals man!
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6:22PM on 05/12/2011
Unless any of the monsters had silver I believe a Werewolf would win.
Unless any of the monsters had silver I believe a Werewolf would win.
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6:16PM on 05/12/2011
Marvel Zombies!
Marvel Zombies!
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6:07PM on 05/12/2011
max brooks wrote a pretty cool story about a zombie invasion told from a vampires perspective which has convinced me of the fact that neither zombies nor werewolves would survive a zombie apocalypse. But zombies would become completely ineffective when it came to aliens or terminators. I've seen an alien fuck bishop up irreparably, so that takes terminators out. Just cant beat aliens.
max brooks wrote a pretty cool story about a zombie invasion told from a vampires perspective which has convinced me of the fact that neither zombies nor werewolves would survive a zombie apocalypse. But zombies would become completely ineffective when it came to aliens or terminators. I've seen an alien fuck bishop up irreparably, so that takes terminators out. Just cant beat aliens.
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