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JoBlo does Cannes #2


Click here to read the introduction to the first part of the JOBLO.COM DOES CANNES PHOTO GALLERY or enjoy the lovely pictures below.

This is where all the action will be come Thursday night as Brad Pitt strolls up those very red steps for TROY. Later on that very evening, all the action will be in my undershorts and the only "red' thing involved will be....bugh, I'm even beginning to annoy myself now.

Wow. I can't believe I'm actually here. Feels like Montreal, except the French people are ruder here and they don't like hockey. Also, the chicks apparently don't shave. Yeah...there!!

Big Fish. Tim Burton. Cannes Tree. Nuff said.

I'm not sure what these flicks are selling, but if Vincent Cassel is involved, I too will be.

I'm not sure who this girl was, who that man was who took her away or why I took this picture, but I think we can all agree that she has some mighty fine gams. That said, her be-hind ain't half bad either.

Yup, it's LUCKY LUKE and THE DALTONS, kids. Buy your tickets early.

The King, The Queen, The Kannes.

FYI, most of the people in Cannes this week are hanging around for the Film Market which features every two-bit B-movie company from Italy to Romania to Israel to the good ol' U.S. of A.

What the ----?


The infamous Croisette. Is that Tarantino getting into that car or am I just f*cked up on too many painkillers again?

Click on the picture and see how much influence a certain Gordon Gekko had on this lamborghini-driving motherf*cker.

And speaking of sweet rides, check out the latest in French evening wear. That's right, folks...that's actually considered a "car" around these parts. It's friggin' nuts!

I want to marry Beyonce Knowles. Thanks for listening.

Wow, an Armenian restaurant! With my Armenian heritage, I thought it might be fun to go in there and order some padlidjan. Needless to say, they told me to go F myself. The best part about that story is that I, in fact, hate padlidjan. Yeah, you heard me.

I caught this quick shot of Sean Penn before he socked me right in the nose.

Just kiddin'. He was actually really nice about it and let me take all the time I needed to take this pic. Great man and easily one of the worst ambassadors that our country ever had.

Del Toro in the hizzouse!!

Roman Polanski does OLIVER TWIST?!?!? And I'm THERE?!??!

Yeah, I'm wearing my own site's T-shirt...that's not so pathetic. What's pathetic is that I'm actually taking a picture of myself WEARING my own site's T-shirt! Yikes!! Someone get me a head-compressor.


Source: JoBlo.com
Tags: Hollywood



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