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Nov. 16, 2012by: Alejandro Stepenberg

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NOPE.

NOPE.

NOPE.

Look, I understand that it may be "old news" to hate on "THE TWILIGHT SAGA", but it's not like we're disdainful without plenty of just cause.  As our own Nick Bosworth points out in the opening of this video that he put together, there are loads of genuine reasons as to why this franchise was both insultingly poor moviemaking and genuinely detrimental to those who looked to it as a source of guidance and role-modeling.

But now it's over! So in the word of King Theoden (almost, anyway), "let us celebrate and laugh together at Twilight's expense, one last time!"

Extra Tidbit: Those reaction shots of Gimli and Gandalf are so f**king perfect.
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9:53AM on 11/18/2012

DRAGONHEART!!

It would've taken me for-fucking-EVER to remember where i'd heard that rousing-ass score :)
It would've taken me for-fucking-EVER to remember where i'd heard that rousing-ass score :)
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7:56PM on 11/17/2012
Meh... I don't care whatsoever. Just the fact that out of all the reasons that you listed that we should be glad it's ending only 2 or 3 were connected with the quality of the film tells you that most of the people really don't know why they hate these movies. I saw three films in this series and as bad as part 2 and 3 were and how mediocre the first one was, I cannot say they're the worst movies ever. They're bland, silly, sometimes stupid, but I've seen a lot worse. I've seen worse writting,
Meh... I don't care whatsoever. Just the fact that out of all the reasons that you listed that we should be glad it's ending only 2 or 3 were connected with the quality of the film tells you that most of the people really don't know why they hate these movies. I saw three films in this series and as bad as part 2 and 3 were and how mediocre the first one was, I cannot say they're the worst movies ever. They're bland, silly, sometimes stupid, but I've seen a lot worse. I've seen worse writting, I've seen worse acting and worse production value. Give it a rest guys. If it's not your cup of tea, just don't watch it, I'm sure as hell not going to do it anymore.
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1:26PM on 11/17/2012

A special shout out to Rifftrax!

A huge and special thanks to the guys at Rifftrax for helping us get through these tough "Twilight" years. For turning something that is so awful into something so damn funny. For this blessing I say...line?
Don't know what Rifftrax is, don't waste anymore time and look it up online right now.
A huge and special thanks to the guys at Rifftrax for helping us get through these tough "Twilight" years. For turning something that is so awful into something so damn funny. For this blessing I say...line?
Don't know what Rifftrax is, don't waste anymore time and look it up online right now.
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5:49AM on 11/17/2012

THANK YOU FOR THIS!

I couldn't have expressed it better myself.
I couldn't have expressed it better myself.
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5:33AM on 11/17/2012

Twilight: Breaking Dawn in 10 Seconds

JACOB: "I still wanna bang your girlfriend."
EDWARD: "Well, we're married now."
JACOB: "Oh, my bad. I wanna bang your wife."
EDWARD: "Well since my demon spawn is killing her from the inside, I guess you can have your way with her."
JACOB: "Really? ...Well, I don't want your sloppy seconds."
EDWARD: "Fine."
JACOB: "Well, let's just let this thing eat its way out of her and then I'll settle to bang whatever comes out."
EDWARD: "Whatever, I fucking win."
JACOB: "That's fine, as
JACOB: "I still wanna bang your girlfriend."
EDWARD: "Well, we're married now."
JACOB: "Oh, my bad. I wanna bang your wife."
EDWARD: "Well since my demon spawn is killing her from the inside, I guess you can have your way with her."
JACOB: "Really? ...Well, I don't want your sloppy seconds."
EDWARD: "Fine."
JACOB: "Well, let's just let this thing eat its way out of her and then I'll settle to bang whatever comes out."
EDWARD: "Whatever, I fucking win."
JACOB: "That's fine, as long as I get your first-born demon spawn."
EDWARD: "Deal."
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10:43PM on 11/16/2012
Joblo team, this video is your best yet!
Joblo team, this video is your best yet!
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7:52PM on 11/16/2012
I've actually given them all a chance because my gf wanted to watch them, and they're just bad movies. I also think the actors prob hate doing it at this point and it shows. Good video though.
I've actually given them all a chance because my gf wanted to watch them, and they're just bad movies. I also think the actors prob hate doing it at this point and it shows. Good video though.
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6:51PM on 11/16/2012
Bill Hicks at the very end was the best!
Bill Hicks at the very end was the best!
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3:41PM on 11/16/2012

Brilliant!

Made the mistake of watching this at work. I felt the same way Gandalf felt. It's about fucking time. How.....how....I mean really......how did a shit series like "Twilight" make it this far in destruction? Hundreds of really good films wait eagerly each year ready in the can to be released, but this shit gets the green light for 5 films? It's not even entertaining, it's the same bullshit every film, with little progress at all. "Twilight" should have been 2 or 3 films at most. The "Twilight"
Made the mistake of watching this at work. I felt the same way Gandalf felt. It's about fucking time. How.....how....I mean really......how did a shit series like "Twilight" make it this far in destruction? Hundreds of really good films wait eagerly each year ready in the can to be released, but this shit gets the green light for 5 films? It's not even entertaining, it's the same bullshit every film, with little progress at all. "Twilight" should have been 2 or 3 films at most. The "Twilight" series can now burn in cinema hell forever!
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3:19PM on 11/16/2012

haha..nicely done...fairy tale happy endings..

shud hav put the clipping of gunning down of Hitler in Inglourious Basterds.but,that would be R-rated and violent.but these movies are the Hitler,Laden of movie history/movie jail
shud hav put the clipping of gunning down of Hitler in Inglourious Basterds.but,that would be R-rated and violent.but these movies are the Hitler,Laden of movie history/movie jail
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3:09PM on 11/16/2012

The Sean Connery Thumbs up was great...

Especially if you know where the clip is from, and what the next line is.
I'm just glad that we can go back to more original and creative horror and sci-fi themed things. Like this new trailer I saw on IMDB. It's for this new movie called The Host, and it's gonna take the genre away from screaming tween girls and put it back in the hands of nerds, where it belongs. And another thing I think...wait...what?!?! The Host is based on a book...a potential series of books...books for screaming
Especially if you know where the clip is from, and what the next line is.
I'm just glad that we can go back to more original and creative horror and sci-fi themed things. Like this new trailer I saw on IMDB. It's for this new movie called The Host, and it's gonna take the genre away from screaming tween girls and put it back in the hands of nerds, where it belongs. And another thing I think...wait...what?!?! The Host is based on a book...a potential series of books...books for screaming tween girls...written by the same author??? Meyers wrote it...I...uh...you're serious...FUCK!!!!
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1:44PM on 11/16/2012

LET IT GO

I enjoy Twilight for what it is: meaningless fun entertainment. It's far from perfect but it entertains me nonetheless. There's a lot of love for the films/books and there is a lot of hate for them as well. This video did make me chuckle because I can take a joke but at the same time, just let the hate for it go. It's done, it's finished. Move onto something new.
I enjoy Twilight for what it is: meaningless fun entertainment. It's far from perfect but it entertains me nonetheless. There's a lot of love for the films/books and there is a lot of hate for them as well. This video did make me chuckle because I can take a joke but at the same time, just let the hate for it go. It's done, it's finished. Move onto something new.
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1:33PM on 11/16/2012

LET IT GO

I enjoy Twilight for what it is: meaningless fun entertainment. It's far from perfect but it entertains me nonetheless. There's a lot of love for the films/books and there is a lot of hate for them as well. This video did make me chuckle because I can take a joke but at the same time, just let the hate for it go. It's done, it's finished. Move onto something new.
I enjoy Twilight for what it is: meaningless fun entertainment. It's far from perfect but it entertains me nonetheless. There's a lot of love for the films/books and there is a lot of hate for them as well. This video did make me chuckle because I can take a joke but at the same time, just let the hate for it go. It's done, it's finished. Move onto something new.
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12:48PM on 11/16/2012

It's healthy disdain, not hate

What's pathetic is the people laboring over defending these films to people who don't give a fuck, and never will. Lighten up. Why do some take such offense at a little teasing? You don't think 30 year old males realize they're not the target audience of the Twilight franchise? IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN. Wipe away those tears.
What's pathetic is the people laboring over defending these films to people who don't give a fuck, and never will. Lighten up. Why do some take such offense at a little teasing? You don't think 30 year old males realize they're not the target audience of the Twilight franchise? IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN. Wipe away those tears.
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11:31AM on 11/16/2012

HOORAY, IT'S (ALMOST) OVER!!!!

Using the fall of Mordor to represent the death of a hideous franchise is too perfect and hilarious. And yes, the shot of dear Gandalf with tears in his eyes was fantastic. This was so funny, you guys-bravo. The only thing it needed though: Daniel Plainview. I don't know how, but he should be in as many things as possible. And to all the complainy complainers on their soap boxes-LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
Using the fall of Mordor to represent the death of a hideous franchise is too perfect and hilarious. And yes, the shot of dear Gandalf with tears in his eyes was fantastic. This was so funny, you guys-bravo. The only thing it needed though: Daniel Plainview. I don't know how, but he should be in as many things as possible. And to all the complainy complainers on their soap boxes-LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
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11:25AM on 11/16/2012

HOORAY, IT'S (ALMOST) OVER!!!!

Using the fall of Mordor to represent the death of a hideous franchise is too perfect and hilarious. And yes, the shot of dear Gandalf with tears in his eyes was fantastic. This was so funny, you guys-bravo. The only thing it needed though: Daniel Plainview. I don't know how, but he should be in as many things as possible. And to all the complainy complainers on their soap boxes-LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
Using the fall of Mordor to represent the death of a hideous franchise is too perfect and hilarious. And yes, the shot of dear Gandalf with tears in his eyes was fantastic. This was so funny, you guys-bravo. The only thing it needed though: Daniel Plainview. I don't know how, but he should be in as many things as possible. And to all the complainy complainers on their soap boxes-LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
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10:29AM on 11/16/2012
Haters, simple as that.... While I dislike Twilight, I don't feel the need to continue to insult a movie I will not be watching. But it seems some people do and some people seem to think movies should only be made to their interests. If they want to make 20 of these movies; let them. While I have zero interest in the franchise, I do recognize the passion that others have for the movies and/or books. I don't judge people for liking it because I've been on the other end many times before. I was
Haters, simple as that.... While I dislike Twilight, I don't feel the need to continue to insult a movie I will not be watching. But it seems some people do and some people seem to think movies should only be made to their interests. If they want to make 20 of these movies; let them. While I have zero interest in the franchise, I do recognize the passion that others have for the movies and/or books. I don't judge people for liking it because I've been on the other end many times before. I was teased plenty of times for liking The X-Files and I can't count how many times I've wished to watch the show in peace. I'm quite sure a lot of you have been on the butt end as well. For instance The Lord Of the Rings is disliked by a lot of people I know (including me, with the exception of The Two Towers Ext Ed). However, while I might roll my eyes when seeing the trailer to The Hobbit, I'm not going to wish for a cease and desist order on the franchise. I recognize the passion people have for the films, so who am I to say they shouldn't make anymore for other folks to enjoy.
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10:26AM on 11/16/2012

Here! Here!

Brilliance. Plus, two Sean Connery references.
Brilliance. Plus, two Sean Connery references.
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10:45AM on 11/16/2012
Dragon Heart!! I love that theme!!
Dragon Heart!! I love that theme!!
11:14AM on 11/16/2012
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
10:11AM on 11/16/2012

2012: A great year for movies

Lets recap...

Avengers (New high point in superhero movies)
Skyfall (a new high for the Bond franchise)
Hobbit (return to Middle Earth)
The Dark Knight Rises (Nolan completes one of the great cinematic trilogies)
Disney buys Star Wars (Episode 7 coming and a new found respect for George Lucas)
21 Jump St, Dredd 3D, and Spiderman didnt suck!
Cloud Atlas pushed boundaries of what it means to be a movie
Les Miserables is coming (that ones just for me)
A ton of great movies too. A few
Lets recap...

Avengers (New high point in superhero movies)
Skyfall (a new high for the Bond franchise)
Hobbit (return to Middle Earth)
The Dark Knight Rises (Nolan completes one of the great cinematic trilogies)
Disney buys Star Wars (Episode 7 coming and a new found respect for George Lucas)
21 Jump St, Dredd 3D, and Spiderman didnt suck!
Cloud Atlas pushed boundaries of what it means to be a movie
Les Miserables is coming (that ones just for me)
A ton of great movies too. A few sucky ones but this years Ratio has been pretty good.

And now Twilight is done with. Let us spend the week with our last Twilight jokes, then put it to rest for good.
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11:31AM on 11/16/2012
AND DJANGOOOOOO!
AND DJANGOOOOOO!
4:30PM on 11/16/2012
Calling Nolan's Batman "one the great cinematic trilogies" just makes me sad for this generation. Has the bar sunk so low?
Calling Nolan's Batman "one the great cinematic trilogies" just makes me sad for this generation. Has the bar sunk so low?
6:52PM on 11/16/2012
yeah, i felt a little awkward typing that. Personally i didnt like the final movie. But its still #30 on IMDB top 250, so people must have loved it. And not since LotR has a trilogy shown so much integrity and ingenuity. Props for that alone in this day in age.
yeah, i felt a little awkward typing that. Personally i didnt like the final movie. But its still #30 on IMDB top 250, so people must have loved it. And not since LotR has a trilogy shown so much integrity and ingenuity. Props for that alone in this day in age.
10:49PM on 11/16/2012
It's #30 because of 1)The massive hype, 2) Fanboys had it at #1 with nearly 100,000 votes before the movie was even released, and 3) Half of IMDB is troll accounts.

I actually have a friend who claims that he has over 100 active user names on IMDB. He uses them to vote up or down a movie, and to back him up on the forums. He even has a spreadsheet to keep up with the user names, passwords, and emails.

It's #30 because of 1)The massive hype, 2) Fanboys had it at #1 with nearly 100,000 votes before the movie was even released, and 3) Half of IMDB is troll accounts.

I actually have a friend who claims that he has over 100 active user names on IMDB. He uses them to vote up or down a movie, and to back him up on the forums. He even has a spreadsheet to keep up with the user names, passwords, and emails.

5:33AM on 11/17/2012
ok, it also has 87% on Rotten tomatoes, and everyone i've talked to say they love it. We may be in a minority for not loving this movie. But i still respect it for the integrity.
ok, it also has 87% on Rotten tomatoes, and everyone i've talked to say they love it. We may be in a minority for not loving this movie. But i still respect it for the integrity.
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10:11AM on 11/16/2012
Doh! double post!
Doh! double post!
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10:03AM on 11/16/2012
There are some boring ass people on this site. That clip was great and well deserving. Thanks for the laugh!!
There are some boring ass people on this site. That clip was great and well deserving. Thanks for the laugh!!
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9:44AM on 11/16/2012
So why give this movie any attention at all? Stuff like this only gives it power. Ignore it.

This video just proves how much of an impact it had on you. To me Twilight is forgettable & meaningless. Like a Uwe Boll movie.
So why give this movie any attention at all? Stuff like this only gives it power. Ignore it.

This video just proves how much of an impact it had on you. To me Twilight is forgettable & meaningless. Like a Uwe Boll movie.
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9:14AM on 11/16/2012
I don't believe in shitty movies. I believe in shitty directors, actors or producers but to hate a MOVIE and promote other to do so just because u guys don't like it is just going against every single person who probably worked there ass off during this saga but we don't know. I love Joblo but sometimes u guys are as blind as those twilight fans u criticize so much.
I don't believe in shitty movies. I believe in shitty directors, actors or producers but to hate a MOVIE and promote other to do so just because u guys don't like it is just going against every single person who probably worked there ass off during this saga but we don't know. I love Joblo but sometimes u guys are as blind as those twilight fans u criticize so much.
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9:18AM on 11/16/2012
Well hating the writing for the movie doesn't mean hating the Key Grip and the Stunt Coordinator...don't know what you mean by that. Nobody is telling anyone to hate the movies, we just give our opinion. End of story.
Well hating the writing for the movie doesn't mean hating the Key Grip and the Stunt Coordinator...don't know what you mean by that. Nobody is telling anyone to hate the movies, we just give our opinion. End of story.
9:38AM on 11/16/2012
U don't have to literally write ''hate the movie'' to make others do so. I LOVE films and at least for me someone can learn a lot of things even from the ones ''Joblo don't love''. So calling a movie ''shitty'' is something i just don't agree with. IMO of course.
U don't have to literally write ''hate the movie'' to make others do so. I LOVE films and at least for me someone can learn a lot of things even from the ones ''Joblo don't love''. So calling a movie ''shitty'' is something i just don't agree with. IMO of course.
9:06AM on 11/16/2012
Green because of "Dragonheart" OST!
Green because of "Dragonheart" OST!
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8:57AM on 11/16/2012

@DarkElfa

Bud you seriously need to stop reading so much into this. If it pisses you off that much, don't click the article and don't comment. These movies have a shit-load of "legitimate film problems" on top of being incredibly dumb in my opinion and many others. Every movie news site on the net bashes them so stop making it sound like JoBlo is the only one. We bash it cause we honestly think it sucks. I think your example of comparing the disdain for TWILIGHT with that PSA commercial is pretty
Bud you seriously need to stop reading so much into this. If it pisses you off that much, don't click the article and don't comment. These movies have a shit-load of "legitimate film problems" on top of being incredibly dumb in my opinion and many others. Every movie news site on the net bashes them so stop making it sound like JoBlo is the only one. We bash it cause we honestly think it sucks. I think your example of comparing the disdain for TWILIGHT with that PSA commercial is pretty extreme.

We don't bash the movie just because it's the "popular" thing to do as you seem to think for some reason. There's no honesty or sport in that.
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8:43AM on 11/16/2012
There's a difference between shitting on movie for some fun and having every article ooze with disdain and sarcasm. Crap like this stinks of page hit hopefulness and like several things that have ended up on JoBlo as of late is just tasteless and beneath it, like that video of the guy who stabs then fucks the back of that girls head in that joke theater PSA.

Besides, if you're going to hate on something, fucking hate it and own up to it instead of copping out and trying to pretend you hate
There's a difference between shitting on movie for some fun and having every article ooze with disdain and sarcasm. Crap like this stinks of page hit hopefulness and like several things that have ended up on JoBlo as of late is just tasteless and beneath it, like that video of the guy who stabs then fucks the back of that girls head in that joke theater PSA.

Besides, if you're going to hate on something, fucking hate it and own up to it instead of copping out and trying to pretend you hate it for legitimate "film" reasons.
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9:01AM on 11/16/2012
I don't believe in mindless hate, especially in regards to the worlds of arts and entertainment. And so while I dislike Twilight for a whole host of reasons, chief among them are the "legitimate film reasons" and the effect I've seen it had on the young women currently (or recently) in love with the books.

I suppose my basic question is: why is it that you say I can't be grumpy that the movies are consistently examples of acutely poor filmmaking? Isn't it possible that that's one of my
I don't believe in mindless hate, especially in regards to the worlds of arts and entertainment. And so while I dislike Twilight for a whole host of reasons, chief among them are the "legitimate film reasons" and the effect I've seen it had on the young women currently (or recently) in love with the books.

I suppose my basic question is: why is it that you say I can't be grumpy that the movies are consistently examples of acutely poor filmmaking? Isn't it possible that that's one of my reasons for disliking it so?
10:11AM on 11/16/2012
Dear DarkElfa,

Please stop playing the unbais guy whos here to defend the honor of all twi-hards who dont have a voice at Joblo. Please just have fun and put away your self-righteousness.

From, The Joblo Community
Dear DarkElfa,

Please stop playing the unbais guy whos here to defend the honor of all twi-hards who dont have a voice at Joblo. Please just have fun and put away your self-righteousness.

From, The Joblo Community
4:54PM on 11/16/2012
You represent jack shit Half and certainly not JoBlo so put away your self-aggrandizement.. Like I've stated several times before, I'm not a fan of the films, they are poor film making at it's finest. What I'm sick of is the kind of bullshit clownish hatred surrounding these films. It's only current equal can only be found surrounding Obama on Libertarian message boards.

It's not fair hate, it's angry outlandish 13 year old who just lost his WoW account hate and it cheapens us all. Yes
You represent jack shit Half and certainly not JoBlo so put away your self-aggrandizement.. Like I've stated several times before, I'm not a fan of the films, they are poor film making at it's finest. What I'm sick of is the kind of bullshit clownish hatred surrounding these films. It's only current equal can only be found surrounding Obama on Libertarian message boards.

It's not fair hate, it's angry outlandish 13 year old who just lost his WoW account hate and it cheapens us all. Yes they suck, but they aren't going anywhere. You think this is the end? Of a billion dollar money machine?! You better wake up and smell the reality. This franchise is just heating up and I don't feel like sitting through another ten years of faggish moaning over it.

5:59PM on 11/16/2012
I hate these films, I genuinely do, but I can also say that having sat and watched them all bar the last one. Each time I tried thinking "it must get better..."

Yeh, how wrong I was.

The reason I actually hate the films though is mainly down to the girls/women that apparently love the thing. I constantly have to hear or read about them creaming about the damn thing, which is multiplied about 100 times when a new movie nears. I don't bang on and on about the films I love, the sports I
I hate these films, I genuinely do, but I can also say that having sat and watched them all bar the last one. Each time I tried thinking "it must get better..."

Yeh, how wrong I was.

The reason I actually hate the films though is mainly down to the girls/women that apparently love the thing. I constantly have to hear or read about them creaming about the damn thing, which is multiplied about 100 times when a new movie nears. I don't bang on and on about the films I love, the sports I enjoy, my hobbies, nothing - because they don't want to fucking know. Besides slapping these tards senseless, the only way around this crap is to end it, and end it they have.... for now.
11:25PM on 11/16/2012
Whats funny is all the people who are hating on this video sound so hateful and full of anger while everyone else is giggling and laughing and having a good time. Please come back on our side darkElfa, we miss you. I think we could settle our petty differances through psilocybin mushrooms and a lot of lost hugs.
Whats funny is all the people who are hating on this video sound so hateful and full of anger while everyone else is giggling and laughing and having a good time. Please come back on our side darkElfa, we miss you. I think we could settle our petty differances through psilocybin mushrooms and a lot of lost hugs.
11:25PM on 11/16/2012
damn double posts!!
damn double posts!!
2:26PM on 11/18/2012
@Half, I'm all for shrooms and hug dude, let's do it.
@Half, I'm all for shrooms and hug dude, let's do it.
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8:37AM on 11/16/2012
Hilarious, well done!
Hilarious, well done!
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8:15AM on 11/16/2012
If it wasn't for Joblo's constant 'anti' Twilight updates I would have forgotten the films existed years ago.
If it wasn't for Joblo's constant 'anti' Twilight updates I would have forgotten the films existed years ago.
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8:19AM on 11/16/2012
Every movie news site shits on the movies dude, the only ones who don't are the fan sites.
Every movie news site shits on the movies dude, the only ones who don't are the fan sites.