DVD News Coolness #13

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The Latest Announcements

Taking Lives - August 17

If you want to get in good with the lovely Angelina Jolie, adopt a foreign kid. Or better yet, borrow the little Hispanic kid down the street from you (who's outside until 11 at night anyway), and claim him as your new Central American son, Juanito. Then lie and tell her you loved her in Taking Lives. She'll totally fall for it, I swear she will.


  • Four documentaries: The Art of Collaboration: How the filmmaking team came together, Profiling a Director: Inside D.J. Caruso's Mind, Bodies of Evidence: Stars confess their secrets of working on an ultra-intense thriller, Puzzle Within The Puzzle: The teamwork of Caruso and veteran editor Anne V. Coates
  • Outtakes
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • 2.40:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • English and French DD5.1 Surround

And remember, she dated Billy Boy, so there is hope after all.

"It's okay Angelina, Johnny will call back."

Mean Girls: - September 21

I'm so over Lindsey Lohan. I really am. She's become too over-exposed by the media, but not exposed enough by representing her massive mammaries. What a tease. Jesus, I am so over her, she's so stuck up. You'd think after flying to L.A. just to scale a fifteen foot brick wall and shimmy up a three story gutter to her bedroom window, you'd think she'd at least say, "Aww, how sweet!" instead of saying, "ILL, what a loser!" and call the cops on me.

Jesus, I am so over her.


  • Commentary with director Mark Waters and writer Tina "I'm hot" Fey
  • Featurettes
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • Anamorphic Widescreen
  • English DD5.1 Surround

I am not, however, over Ms. Tina Fey. Tina, CALL ME. We can make it happen, doll.

Ho, Ho, Ho.......Ho?

Star Wars DVD Trilogy - September 21

Don't forget to check out the new, sweet-ass Star Wars DVD Trilogy covers before Georgie-boy decides to send cease and desist letters to every magazine and website, including his own. I wonder if he sends one to his kids' friends when they talk about it. Who are we kidding, they probably don't have friends. You can peep the Trilogy trailer here (thanks to Shane). And you can also check out JoBlo's Lucas Rant #5014 and read what the man himself (JoBlo, not Lucas) has to say about things this time. Hang in there big guy!


  • Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison Collection has been pushed back two weeks to September 14th.

  • Anyone looking to buy The David Lean Collection will be completely bummed because MGM has removed it from its fall release indefinitely.


    Spider-Man - '67 Collection: He does whatever a spider can. Except for bang spiders. That would be weird 6/29

    Garfield as Himself: Die. 6/29

    You Got Served - Dance Instructional: You and your whole "crew" can learn how to dance and "serve" someone right here! Then take your whole "crew" and throw yourselves off a bridge. 6/29

    Driller Killer/The Early Short Films of Abel Ferrara: Able Ferrara is one jacked up dude. One very talented jacked up dude. 6/29

    Big Top Pee-Wee: Benicio del Toro makes a cameo as "Duke the Dog-Faced Boy". You gotta start somewhere man. 7/1

    Bring up Big Top Pee-Wee to Benicio and he'll rip your arms off

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