DVD News Coolness #54

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The Spongebob Squarepants Movie - March 1

Question: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Answer: Your Mom. Other than her? Spongebob, Patrick, the Krusty Krab crew and a whole bunch of other under the sea creatures including but not limited to Scarlett Johansen and...well, you don't really care about anyone else. Oh and David Hasselhoff makes a really great cameo when *Spoilery-type alert*when he shows up on the beach in Baywatch gear to save Spongebob and Patrick *end Spoilery-type alert*. Mike Sampson is totally stoked about this.


  • The Absorbing Tale Behind The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Animatic Featuring the Writers and Creator Stephen Hillenburg
  • Saving The Surf Featurette
  • Case Of The SpongeBob: Special "Undersea" Featurette With Voiceover By Stephen Hillenburg and Jean-Michel Cousteau
  • Submarine Teaser Trailer
  • THQ SpongeBob SquarePants Game Demo-DVD-Rom

"That Jude Law is one good looking fella. Hahahha!"

Alfie - March 15

He may be People Magazine's sexiest man of the year but he's definitely JoBlo's sexiest man of the year and that's a long list! 2004 was the year of Jude Law and many felt that he was far too overexposed being in a whole buttload of movies and even hosting Saturday Night Live. After seeing CLOSER which was my second favorite movie of the year, it couldn't have happened to a more sexier man. TALENTED! I meant talented man!


  • 2 Commentaries
  • 8 Deleted Scenes with Optional Commentary By the Director and Editor
  • 5 Featurettes
  • Script, Production and Storyboard Galleries
  • Trailers

"That Spongebob is one good looking....sponge."

The Amityville Horror Special Edition Giftset - April 5

Things were shaping up pretty damn good when I visited the set of the remake of The Amityville Horror (read all about that sheeit here). The vibe was spooky and Ryan Reynolds was even spookier. To whet your appetite until the remake hits theatres in April, MGM is releasing this purty looking gift set, which you can see pictures of here.

Giftset includes:

  • The Amityville Horror - featuring a new documentary entitled “For God’s Sake, Get Out!,” a sneak peek of the upcoming remake of The Amityville Horror, seven radio spots and the original theatrical trailer
  • The prequel Amityville II: The Possession - Original theatrical trailer
  • The Amityville 3-D - Original theatrical trailer
  • Amityville Confidential, a bonus disc featuring an all-new examination of the infamous haunted house along with sinister documentaries, including Amityville: The Hoax? and Amityville: The Haunting and an optional video intro and audio commentary by parapsychologist Dr. Hans Holzer

The secret to the Amityville Horror lies in Ryan Reynolds' beard.

Seed of Chucky - April 12

All we have is the date so far and that there will be three separate editions: the R Rated Theatrical Cut (Full Screen only), and the Unrated Versions in both Widescreen and Full Screen. Stay tuned to JoBlo.com for details on the special features and also flying saucers in the shape of a hot dog.

An excuse to run this picture: The mighty bosom of Jennifer Tilly.


Leon: The Professional (SE): Kinda creepy to see Natalie Portman at this age seeing as we're all in love with her. But you'll get over it. Buy this and to offset you being weirded out, go see CLOSER. 1/11

The Village: The movie everyone loves to hate. It's the "IN" thing to hate it. I haven't seen it yet so I'll reserve judgment. 1/11

Without a Paddle: It will be interesting to see this. Three funny dudes and a shitty premise, it could be hit or miss. 1/11

L'il Pimp: I have no idea what this is but check out the cover and tell me it doesn't look badass. 1/11

"Dude, where's my clothes?"

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