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Poster Roaster!!

03.29.2005

Who doesn't like to make fun of movie posters, right? Our resident roaster of all things famous, Indiana Sev, is back with yet another run at the latest in shlock. You can read his previous columns by scrolling all the way down to the bottom of this page. Have a blast.

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Lohan is fully loaded as well, and I don’t mean she’s tipsy.

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Real sharp marketing plan here -- Get the most buxom, party animal actress in town and show her from the neck up. Leave it to Disney to turn the sexpot-du-jour into Mother Teresa. YAWN!

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Matt Dillon co-stars. He is officially as cast-able as his brother Kevin.

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I wonder if we’ll get a look under Lohan’s hood as well...

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If you got any other ‘Lindsay Lohan is busty’ gags, e-mail them to the gang at JoBlo.com via -- [email protected]

5. The poster pays tribute to the original Herbie movies by way of its retro look. Too bad the movie is set in the present and Herbie races in NASCAR. What a crock!
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Speaking of “loaded”, how’s Lindsay’s dad doing?

3. Speaking of “load”, anyone catch Lohan’s “Rumors” video? Ahem!
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Speaking of “Herbie”, “Rockit” was a great song!

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Xzibit could technically pimp this ride and its owner! !

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Originally titled: The Next Russell Crowe Oscar Bait Period Piece Project

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JoBlo.com is already taking bets on whether or not we’ll get the fat or skinny Renée in this one

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If only Crowe were as gracious with the press as he is on that poster

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Cinderella Man: The Ellen DeGeneres Story

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Master and Cinderella: The Dull Side of the Boxer

5. The next movie in line to screw Scorsese out of an Oscar
4. As generic as this movie looks, with greats like Paul Giamatti and Craig Bierko in the cast, I’ll be the first (and only one) in line…
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When America was on it knees – he brought us to our feet.” Didn’t they give us that same shpiel with SEABISCUIT two years back?

2. An early draft of the script had Braddock going head-to-head with Apollo Creed. Now THAT, I’d pay top dollar to see!
1. Crowe stars in the story inspired by the life of legendary athlete Jim Braddock, a once- promising…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PREVIOUSLY:

Revenge of the Sith / Guess Who
Miss Congeniality 2 / Rebound
Fat Albert / Christmas with the Kranks
Taxi / Raise Your Voice
The Princess Diaries 2 / Without a Paddle
Wimbledon / Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban / Mr. 3000
Garfield / Connie and Carla
New York Minute / Never Die Alone
The Prince and Me / Against the Ropes
Chasing Papi / Malibu's Most Wanted
From Justin to Kelly / Bad Boys II

Source: Indiana Sev

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