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CAN: Posters & Pics!

05.13.2005

Yup, JoBlo.com is back in Cannes this year, and although our emphasis will likely be a lot more on content, reviews, interviews and events this year (and yes, plenty of pictures), as opposed to some of my rookie personal journals from last year, we still expect to provide you all of the latest scoops and reviews on tons of upcoming movies, straight from the Croisette along the French Riviera (the Arrow has joined me on this round).

Last year's coverage was a lot of fun and filled to the brim, and we hope to bring you more of the same, this time around. As per last year, below are pictures from along the infamous Croisette boulevard, packed with billboards, posters and all the latest from upcoming movies. For many of the cooler "first look" posters, you should be able to CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO ENLARGE. Talk to you guys soon, and don't forget to check out my "Brush with Salma" story as well. Life does have a smidge of meaning after all. Cheers!


"Transporter II" starring Jason Statham, guns and oil slicks


"Bandidas" starring Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz and my pants


"Love and other Disasters" starring Brittany Murphy, presented by Luc Besson and David Fincher (huh) and written and directed by Alek Keshishian


"Revolver" starring Jason Statham Ray Liotta and my pants. Written and directed by Guy Ritchie (with no help from Madonna)


"Three Burials" starring Barry Pepper, written by Dwight Yoakam and directed by Tommy Lee Jones. Let's hope he's not chasing someone in this one as well.


"The Stone Council" starring Monica Bellucci. 'Nuff said. I'm there with my cockring on!


"Ice Age2: The Meltdown" coming in 2006. "Berge Age: The Shootdown" coming all year long in a singles bar near you.


"Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang", NOT the story of J-Lo's life, but a film written and directed by Shane Black, and starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer.


"War of the Worlds" starring Tom Cruise and directed by Steven Spielberg.


"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, the Wardrobe and that Lady Who Smells Funny and Lives by Herself at the End of Everyone's Street"


"Fantastic Four" starring Jessica Alba's breasts, my pants and a lawsuit


"Ice Age 2: The Meltdown" aka "Ice Age 2: Ray Romano Needs More Money"


"Stealth" starring Josh Lucas as the cute white guy for the girls in the audience, Jamie Foxx as the cute black guy for the urban audiences and Jessica Biel as the hottie for the horndog audiences.


Tony Jaa is the next Bruce Lee!! Or so they'd have us believe.


I have no idea why this poster never made it to North America, but it's got "kick" and "ass" written all over it. Kinda like me, except for the "kick" part.


"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Movie That Was Made in Order to Cash in on that Whole LOTR Thang"


"El Muerto" starring that Spanish kid from "That '70s Show" aka "The Crow" for kids too young to remember how great the original film was.


"Battle in Heaven" starring who gives a shit because she's nude, dude! Also known as the "Battle in my Pants"


"Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith".....RIIIIIIIISE!!!

Source: JoBlo.com

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