DVD Cool News #100

The Latest Announcements

Dukes of Hazzard - December 6

I might be the only dude on the planet that thinks Jessica Simpson is just okay. On the "hot-ness" scale of 1 to 10, she's about a 6, sharing company with Shakira, Hillary "no neck" Duff, and your mom. But after seeing her in a bikini, I (like many other dudes), experienced a mild heart attack while watching her parade around in a bikini, and she immediately shot up the scale to about a 9. Not bad, little girl, not bad. The extras for the Unrated Edition will be pretty much the same as the standard edition with additional unrated scenes and an unrated gag reel, which hopefully has something to do with those Nick and Jessica "splitsville" rumors. Natch!


  • Daisy Dukes: The Short Short Shorts featurette
  • General Lee Lives featurette
  • How to Launch a Muscle Car 175 feet in 4 Seconds featurette
  • Gag reel
  • "These Boots are Made for Walking" music video
  • Additional scenes
  • Behind the scenes featurette
  • Theatrical trailer
  • 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen
  • English Dolby Digital 5.1 tracks

The 40 Year Old Virgin - December 13

The poster for this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Carrell's baby blue striped polo, his "hey everybody!" smile and the completely blank background is a prime example of how effective a poster could be when "less is more", which consequently, sums up my own personal sex life. FYI, chicks never fall for the "less is more" line. Like Dukes, Virgin will be released in Standard and Unrated Editions. The Unrated Edition will have the extras below and also include additional deleted footage, a My Date With Stormy feature where actor/co-producer Seth Rogen has dinner with Stormy Daniels.


  • Gag reel
  • You Know How I Know You're Gay featurette
  • 1970's sex education video
  • Waxing Doc featurette
  • Line-O-Rama featurette

"I think you missed a spot."

The Island - December 13

What really bugged me about The Island was hearing that Scarlett Johansson, in an attempt to personally get me to faint, was more than willing and insisted on showing her glorious fun bags in a particular scene but Michael Bay for some ungodly reason, vetoed her request. Yeah, I don't know either. Hey M-Dog, next time, humor her, tell her, "yeah, of course", then cut the scene and put it on the DVD when it's released, if you're so worried about maintaining your PG-13 rating. I mean, DVDs were specifically made for that kind of stuff dude. Maybe not, but in this case they were. Downgrade! Specs for this include an audio commentary with director Michael buzzkill Bay and a behind-the-scenes look at the creation of some of the film's action sequences and stunts.

"This is the weirdest looking checker board."

21 Jump Street (S4) - November 1

Unfortunately, not much is known about the extras for Season 4, but this was the last season Johnny Depp appeared in. Shed a tear for me JoBlo! We also found the below picture while ransacking JoBlo's office for Vicodin and quaaludes. Nothing says "purty" like Johnny in a sweater his grandmother probably gave him, snuggling a puppy. "1-2-3....Awwwwwww...."

"Kids, don't do drugs and make sure you drink your milk and listen to your parents. Tell them Johnny sent you."

Menu Shots

Miami Vice (S2)


Kingdom of Heaven: Legolas takes another stab at this epic medival war flick. But he doesn't have anything on Will Turner. 10/11

Arrested Development (S2): One of the funniest things on TV, if not, THEE funniest thing on TV. And it doesn't even have a laugh track to tell you when to laugh! 10/11

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: Sounds a lot like a documentary of my skanky cousins. Rats! 10/11

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