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12.09.2008

Alec Greven You see that nine year-old kid to the right? His name's Alec Greven and he's getting more ass than you. Tons more. You see, not only has he published a book titled "How to Talk to Girls" but Fox recently optioned the rights to the book. The book began as an assignment for his third-grade class that soon turned into a three dollar pamphlet and eventually turned into the book. What's more, the book is now the first of a four part series. So how exactly do you talk to girls? According to Greven, you gotta "show off a skill, like playing soccer or anything else that you are good at" and "you also have to be aware that girls win most of the arguments." So pinching their ass and saying "hey baby, you got some fries with that shake?" is bad? Goddammit! Why didn't this 9 year-old come along sooner?

Extra Tidbit: Who knew talking to girls could be so…simple?
Source: Variety

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8:22PM on 12/10/2008
Only in America.
Only in America.
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1:35PM on 12/10/2008

Yeah Right

Yeah, I ain't impressed. I was bangin' my baby sitter when I was 8. Put this kid in a Home Alone remake and let's see what happens.
Yeah, I ain't impressed. I was bangin' my baby sitter when I was 8. Put this kid in a Home Alone remake and let's see what happens.
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10:45AM on 12/10/2008

WTF?

Shit, when this little terd's nuts drop and learns about erections and vaginas, he's not going to use his talking or writing skills to find the girl of his dreams and marry her. He's going to try to bang every girl he can.
Shit, when this little terd's nuts drop and learns about erections and vaginas, he's not going to use his talking or writing skills to find the girl of his dreams and marry her. He's going to try to bang every girl he can.
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5:53AM on 12/10/2008

shouldn't this book be called...

"how to find female sex offenders."

Just a thought.
"how to find female sex offenders."

Just a thought.
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10:40PM on 12/09/2008
what about nunchuck skills?
what about nunchuck skills?
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