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Abigail Breslin to star in sex comedy, make you feel really old

09.06.2011

Everyone has that one relative you don't see very often (aunt, uncle, grandparent...) and when you do, you get the "Oh my God, I can't believe how big you've gotten!" even though you, in your head, think you've been grown for a while. Well prepare to feel like that relative. Abigail Breslin, most remembered in people's heads as the little girl in SIGNS, the little girl in LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE or the little girl in ZOMBIELAND, isn't a little girl anymore and has signed on to star in an indie sexy comedy.

Breslin will star in VIRGIN MARY as a high schooler who pacts with her male best friend to have sex if they're still virgins by the time they turn 18. Carter Jenkins, who you might remember as that little kid from Richard Linklater's BAD NEWS BEARS, will star as her friend. But what strikes me as a little odd is that Breslin is 15 while Jenkins is actually 20.

I'm sure there will be nothing all too salacious in VIRGIN MARY but just the thought of little cherub-faced Olive talking sex in a movie kinda weirds me out. But we're at a strange crossroads where we grew up watching little girls in movies who turn out to be kinda hot as they grow older (see also: the little girl from THE RING). Are you one of those guys who "counts down" to girls turning 18 or do you have a hard time with it?

Source: Variety

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12:22AM on 09/07/2011
"That's somebody's daughter"
"That's somebody's daughter"
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11:37PM on 09/06/2011

I don't feel old...

To be honest 15 is exactly what I expected her to be around this time. And yes, I'm one of those people who has a hard time making sexual references towards an actor I watched as a kid. I mean come on, Abigail's that adorable lil' girl from Nim's Island and Little Miss Sunshine. Remotely saying anything sexual about her makes me feel like pedo-bear.

And no, I don't count-down for someone to be 18. That's just really sad.
To be honest 15 is exactly what I expected her to be around this time. And yes, I'm one of those people who has a hard time making sexual references towards an actor I watched as a kid. I mean come on, Abigail's that adorable lil' girl from Nim's Island and Little Miss Sunshine. Remotely saying anything sexual about her makes me feel like pedo-bear.

And no, I don't count-down for someone to be 18. That's just really sad.
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9:15PM on 09/06/2011
Since when is 15 "all grown up"?

That's still a kid in my book.
Since when is 15 "all grown up"?

That's still a kid in my book.
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6:55PM on 09/06/2011

I feel...

Dirty. -__-
Dirty. -__-
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6:21PM on 09/06/2011
can you say awkward?
can you say awkward?
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5:48PM on 09/06/2011
I heard of the "dirty old man syndrome" so seeing these kids age to full fledged adults to me only comments on my own growing mortality.
I heard of the "dirty old man syndrome" so seeing these kids age to full fledged adults to me only comments on my own growing mortality.
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5:41PM on 09/06/2011
While it is odd by the fact she is still 15, I think the movie sounds interesting.
While it is odd by the fact she is still 15, I think the movie sounds interesting.
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3:34PM on 09/06/2011
Yeah I'm one of those... I still have a hard time with Hayden Panettiere just because she was way younger than me In Remember The Titans and I was like 13. So in my head she will always be that little girl from Remember The Titans.
Yeah I'm one of those... I still have a hard time with Hayden Panettiere just because she was way younger than me In Remember The Titans and I was like 13. So in my head she will always be that little girl from Remember The Titans.
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6:29PM on 09/06/2011
i felt the same way about Panettiere for the longest time. Didn't really think of her as a grownup until she started dating heavyweight boxing champions.
i felt the same way about Panettiere for the longest time. Didn't really think of her as a grownup until she started dating heavyweight boxing champions.
12:49PM on 09/06/2011
I think girl's who have grown up in the Hollywood environment are much more mature being exposed to adult surroundings their entire life. I am not stating; if there is grass on the field lets play ball by any means. I just think people would be very surprised what parties and things these young actresses and actors have experienced long before your average person.
I think girl's who have grown up in the Hollywood environment are much more mature being exposed to adult surroundings their entire life. I am not stating; if there is grass on the field lets play ball by any means. I just think people would be very surprised what parties and things these young actresses and actors have experienced long before your average person.
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11:33AM on 09/06/2011
So its "American Pie"?
So its "American Pie"?
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11:02AM on 09/06/2011

Not enough movies with

"Virgin" in the title, I'm glad this is being made!
"Virgin" in the title, I'm glad this is being made!
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10:57AM on 09/06/2011
'The hell? The girl upstairs is Abigail Breslin!? What has she been eating!?
'The hell? The girl upstairs is Abigail Breslin!? What has she been eating!?
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10:53AM on 09/06/2011
Please stop with comments like "let's wait 3 years till she's legal". It doesn't make you less creepy
Please stop with comments like "let's wait 3 years till she's legal". It doesn't make you less creepy
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9:59AM on 09/06/2011

Still only 15...

While that's by no means 'a little girl' that's not 'grown up' by any stretch of the imagination. Lets everybody calm down and wait 36 months before making any creepy statements.
While that's by no means 'a little girl' that's not 'grown up' by any stretch of the imagination. Lets everybody calm down and wait 36 months before making any creepy statements.
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9:54AM on 09/06/2011

Not A Little Girl Anymore?

She's still only 15.

She can totally call me in 3 years, though.
She's still only 15.

She can totally call me in 3 years, though.
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