And the 2009 Golden Schmoes winners are…!!

After THE DARK KNIGHT domination that was our Golden Schmoes
awards last year (it broke
the record of the most wins at these awards with 12), this year’s crop of
winners was a little more evenly divided, despite AVATAR beating all kinds of
box-office records in North America and around the world in 2009/2010.
Surprisingly, this year’s big winner was Quentin Tarantino’s INGLOURIOUS
BASTERDS which won 6 awards including "Favorite Movie",
"Best Screenplay" and "Best Director".

UPDATE – This may be our first Golden Schmoes acceptance speech! Eli Roth took to Twitter today and on behalf of the INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS cast and crew said, “Thanks to all the fans who voted for us on @joblocom! One of my favorite movie sites..”

WATCHMEN also placed a surprising
second with 5 wins including "Coolest Character",
"Best Trailer" and Malin Akerman for
"Best T&A" (I know she’s hot, but
was she really the hottest girl in movies this
past year? Yipes.) Despite its 9 nominations, STAR TREK
could only finish with 3 runner-up positions for "Best
Sci-Fi", "Best Trailer" and
"Best DVD". MOON was a nice
surprise with 3 wins this year including "Most
Underrated", "Best Actor"
(Congrats to Rockwell!) and "Best Poster",
while AVATAR managed the same amount of wins
although one of them was for "Most Overrated
Film" of the year. Doh!

This year’s winners were clear favorites
for the most part (Christoph Waltz for "Best
Supporting Actor" anyone?) although two
categories were super-close this time around, including
"Best Supporting Actress" which was
between Monique from PRECIOUS and Diane Kruger from
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, as well as the year’s "Biggest
Disappointment" which was between WOLVERINE and
TERMINATOR: SALVATION. So close! You can see the full
list of winners RIGHT
HERE.

My personal faves include all the wins
by MOON, the 2 wins from ZOMBIELAND for "Best
Horror" and "Most Memorable Scene"
(BASTERDS had 3 nominees in this category and the votes
for each one cancelled each other out), "Best
Sci-Fi" and "Biggest Surprise"
for DISTRICT 9 and the "Best Line"
coming from TAKEN, which also finished as the
runner-up for "Biggest Surprise" of the
year ("I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want…but I will
look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.").
Nice!

Also, for the second time in the history
of the Schmoes, the same celebrity takes the "Favorite
Celebrity" tag for 2 years in a row (Robert
Downey Jr.). Johnny Depp did the same
thing back in 2003-2004, but won it a 3rd time in
2007 as well. Natch. 

Thanks to everyone who
participated again this year and who keep making our little awards ceremony more
and more popular every year. And if you haven’t done so already, be sure to
enter our OSCAR PREDICTION CONTEST right HERE!
And stay tuned for our Oscar coverage, this coming
Sunday, March 7th. See ya’ll next year!

MOST WINS:

Inglourious Basterds: 6 wins
(Favorite Movie, Best Director, Best
Screenplay, Best Actress,
Best Supporting Actor and Breakthrough Performance of the year)

Watchmen: 5 wins
(Best Music, Best Trailer,
Best DVD, Coolest Character and Best T&A)

Moon: 3 wins
(Most Underrated, Best Actor and Best
Poster)

Avatar: 3 wins
(Most Overrated, Best Special Effects
and Best Action Sequence)

CLICK
HERE TO SEE THE
ENTIRE LIST OF 2009 WINNERS!