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Ashley Greene can melt Butter

04.09.2010by:
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You might know Ashley Greene from the Twilight films, but being that this is JoBlo.com, you most likely know her for simply having exquisite breasts. (See Exhibit B below.)

Are they like butter, though? I regrettably have no idea, but Greene will be starring in the film BUTTER (what a segue!) alongside fellow melters Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson, as well as the recently announced Rob Corddry.

According to THR's Risky Business blog, the satirical comedy based off newcomer Jason Micallef's 2008 Black List script "follows a number of competitive characters in a small Midwestern town as they become entwined in an annual butter-carving contest." Garner will play the lead - an Iowa woman who attempts to win the butter-carving title, only to be thwarted by a young black girl. Greene will play "a rebellious high school teenager named Kaitlen Pickler."

BUTTER, from director Jim Field Smith (SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE) is set to begin production in Louisiana next week.
Extra Tidbit: I present to you, Exhibit C.

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6:48AM on 04/09/2010
This is exactly what I said a couple of days ago on one of Paul Tassi's articles; did those pics really need to be there? No. Do they influence the news-piece? No. Are they awesome? Hell yes! It's places like JoBlo.com that make the world a better and boner-ier place.
This is exactly what I said a couple of days ago on one of Paul Tassi's articles; did those pics really need to be there? No. Do they influence the news-piece? No. Are they awesome? Hell yes! It's places like JoBlo.com that make the world a better and boner-ier place.
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7:07AM on 04/09/2010
Who cares about the article, those pics are uhhhhh yes please!
Who cares about the article, those pics are uhhhhh yes please!
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7:47AM on 04/09/2010

you had me at exquisite breasts

cause DAMN!
cause DAMN!
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1:40PM on 04/09/2010
I almost melted my "butter" all over that second pic! WOW! Mr. Merchan, many thanks for providing me with these pics for my own "personal pleasure" BOING! HOT!
I almost melted my "butter" all over that second pic! WOW! Mr. Merchan, many thanks for providing me with these pics for my own "personal pleasure" BOING! HOT!
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2:47PM on 04/09/2010

Plot?

Uhhhh, I was too busy staring at Ashley's breasts.
Uhhhh, I was too busy staring at Ashley's breasts.
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6:21PM on 04/09/2010

At last

Greene is distracting in Twilight. While everybody around her is sleepwalking, she insists on being interesting and charming rather than flat and dull. She's clearly a gifted comedic actress. Glad to see her take on a comic role.
Greene is distracting in Twilight. While everybody around her is sleepwalking, she insists on being interesting and charming rather than flat and dull. She's clearly a gifted comedic actress. Glad to see her take on a comic role.
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1:00PM on 04/12/2010
Let's see,Ashley Greene,Jennifer Garner,Kate Hudson,melted butter...I'll be right back!!
Let's see,Ashley Greene,Jennifer Garner,Kate Hudson,melted butter...I'll be right back!!
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