AUTHOR: Aaron the H

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Dear So-and-So: Kevin Smith

Dear Kevin Smith, In light of your shenanigans at last weekend's  Sundance event  (aka The Decision 2.0), I felt it necessary to write you in the hopes of understanding how it came to this. My aim is to retrace your career, remind you of your roots, and go over some strategy as for how to win back that once beloved fan community you've written off and flipped...

The unOfficial Hater's Guide to Christmas Flicks

Greetings schmoes! Your ol’ pal Aaron the H here, coming at you this holiday season with a heavy dose of yule-tide jeer . You see, the ‘H’ in my alias stands for Horwitz (amongst other things) and therein lies the rub; I'm what they call a "Jew". The closest I ever get to a Christmas tree is the 3-pack of pine-scented air fresheners Aunt Esther buys me for Hanukkah. My...

Dear So-and-So: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Dear Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson,        Can I call you “Rock”? I’m gonna call you Rock. It just sounds so much more badass than Dwayne. And given some of your career choices as of late, you seem to be in need of a confidence booster. I’m writing to you today to retrace your career, reminisce a bit, and because of...

Exclusive: Voltron is getting ready to form! A first look at art from the new film!

UPDATE: We've gotten our hands on yet another piece of concept art for the VOLTRON pitch. Check out the cool new image of the Blue Lion below, which gives us a sense of the robot's massive scale. We've also found that the man behind these images is none other than Swedish up-and-comer and OBLIVION artist Andree Wallin .   I know it's only September 16th and all, but it kind...

The UNpopular Opinion: Avatar

Written by: Aaron the H THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We're hoping this column will promote...

The UNpopular Opinion: Unbreakable

Written by: Aaron the H THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We're hoping this column will promote constructive...

The UNpopular Opinion: Inglourious Basterds

Written by: Aaron the H THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We're hoping this column will promote constructive and geek fueled discussion. Enjoy! "You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be...

The UNpopular Opinion: Scarface

Written by: Aaron the H THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We're hoping this column will promote constructive and geek fueled discussion. Enjoy! "I didn't come to the United States to break my fuĘkin'...

Blu-Ray Review: Edge of Darkness

When an aging copís daughter is brutally murdered, he embarks on a one man crusade to find the men behind it. And kill them.

Review: The Cove

PLOT: A tiny, unassuming cove in a small Japanese fishing village has been the sight of an unfathomable injustice for years. Over 23,000 dolphins are brutally rounded up and slaughtered every year, while the government looks the other way. Now, armed with a wad of cash, a whole lotta guts,...

Review: Paper Man

PLOT: Richard (Jeff Daniels), a middle-aged, depressed novelist heads to a cabin on the east coast to write his next novel in solitude with his longtime imaginary friend Captain Excellent (Ryan Reynolds). While there, he meets a mysterious, lonely young teenager (Emma Stone) who is also missing something in her life. Over the course of the film, the two forge an unlikely friendship....

Review: In the Loop

PLOT: In 2002 in the US and UK, rumblings begin about a possible impending invasion in Iraq, with mixed reactions. Once word leaks to the media, all hell breaks loose as a handful of low-level government officials on both sides of the pond inadvertently become patsies for their governmentís quest for war. Itís a comedy! This film was reviewed as part of the Los Angeles...

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