AUTHOR: Jason Adams

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Awfully Good: Knock Off

Well, if nobody else is going to celebrate the 20th anniversary of movie, I guess I'll do it myself…   Knock Off (1998)   Director: Tsui Hark Stars: Jean Claude Van Damme, Rob Schneider, Lela Rochon Only one man can stop the Russians from taking the entire world hostage after they plant tiny explosives in fake...

Awfully Good: Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018) Director: Sonny Laguna, Tommy Wiklund Stars: Thomas Lennon, Michael Pare, Barbara Crampton A collection of Nazi dolls are brought back to life and begin committing murders and hate crimes in a hotel horror convention. I don't know what events in the universe gloriously conspired to bring us a...

Awfully Good: Never Too Young To Die with John Stamos and Gene Simmons

Sure, Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FALLOUT, but he'll never top Uncle Jesse as a spy in… Never Too Young To Die (1987) Director: Gil Bettman Stars: John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons James Bond's estranged son is forced to follow in his father's superspy footsteps when Southern California is threatened by a...

Awfully Good: Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith

Sure, Dwayne Johnson's SKYSCRAPER may have a bigger budget, but it's definitely missing two other big ingredients… Skyscraper (1996) Director: Raymond Martino Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Steinmetz, Charles M. Huber DIE HARD but with Playboy's 1993 Playmate of the Year instead of stupid Bruce Willis. SKYSCRAPER is the...

Awfully Good: Theodore Rex

Theodore Rex (1995) Director: Jonathan Betuel Stars: Whoopi Goldberg, George Newbern, Richard Roundtree A no-nonsense cop is forced to partner with a rookie dinosaur detective to stop another ice age. The story of how THEODORE REX came to exist is probably more interesting than the actual movie itself. There are more detailed...

Awfully Good: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Let's see if the 10 years since its release has been any kinder to… Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Director: Steven Spielberg Stars: Harrison Ford, Shia LeBeouf, Karen Allen Dr. Henry Jones Jr. sets out on a quest to get some alien head. I was originally prepared to write this as a kinder review, one...

Awfully Good: No Holds Barred

I recently watched HBO's fantastic documentary on Andre the Giant and seeing Hulk Hogan reminisce about the glory days of wrestling reminded me about… No Holds Barred (1989) Director: Thomas J. Wright Stars: Hulk Hogan, Kurt Fuller, Joan Severance After an evil network executive sets out to destroy his life, legendary wrestler and...

Awfully Good: Lost in Space

As Netflix prepares its LOST IN SPACE reboot, let's hold hands and dance around the corpse of the version that starred Matt LeBlanc… Lost in Space (1998) Director: Stephen Hopkins Stars: William Hurt, Gary Oldman, Matt LeBlanc The Robinson family goes, uh, missing in the galaxy. Here's my favorite memory of LOST IN SPACE: I was...

Awfully Good: Johnny Mnemonic

Before you strap on the goggles for Spielberg's READY PLAYER ONE, let's take a look at another virtual reality "classic"… Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Director: Robert Longo Stars: Keanu Reeves, Dina Meyer, Dolph Lundgren A digital courier carrying highly sensitive information in his brain must stay alive long enough to figure out why everyone...

Awfully Good: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Let's hope the new TOMB RAIDER is good. It took 15 years for the franchise to recover from the last movie…   Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)   Director: Jan de Bont Stars: Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciaran Hinds Chesty explorer Lara Croft and her trusty sidekick Gerard Butler travel the...

Awfully Good: Wakaliwood's Who Killed Captain Alex?

If you loved BLACK PANTHER and miss Wakanda, may we suggest the amazing cinema of Uganda... Wakaliwood's Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) Director: Isaac Nabwana Stars: Kakule William, Sserunya Ernest, G. Puffs Only the fearsome Captain Alex is man enough to take down the Tiger Mafia, led by evil warlord Richard. Unfortunately…...

Awfully Good: Blankman

Before BLACK PANTHER there was…HANCOCK. And then, I guess, BLADE . But before that there was…. Blankman (1994) Director: Mike Binder Stars: Damon Wayans, David Alan Grier, Robin Givens A nerdy inventor with a predisposal towards premature ejaculation becomes an amateur superhero in an effort to clean up his city. No matter...

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