AUTHOR: Tim Goernert

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Top 10 Best:Tim

It wasn’t a bad year folks. It really wasn’t. There was a lot of crap, but in the end, we did get some pretty decent flicks. Some I would even consider that will go down as classics. There must be some sort of record broken in the film industry for most triquels this year? I don’t know what else to call it! I guess I should say the 3rd part to a series? Well whatever it’s called,...

Review: Lions For Lambs

Three stories, all happening at the same time. An ambitious Senator meets with a veteran reporter to do a one on one exclusive story about a military operation that will win the war on terror. Story two is about that particular military operation in Afghanistan. Finally, our third story revolves around a political science professor trying to inspire one of his hopeful students...

Review: American Gangster

This is a biopic of Harlem gangster Frank Lucas set in the 1970’s New York underworld. The film explores the quiet rise and fall of Lucas who also happens to be the guy who was above the Italian mafia at that time. Meanwhile, throughout Lucas’s rise, an outcast cop named Richie Roberts begins to put the pieces together and discovers that Lucas is the next big crime boss and at...

Review: Things We Lost in the Fire

After the unexpected death of her husband, a woman and her kids try to put the pieces of their life back together and get past this terrible tragedy. During this process, she decides to invite her late husband’s long time best friend, who is a recovering heroin addict to stay with her and the kids. Sadness ensues. This is one of those movies where the trailer...

Review: We Own the Night

Set in New York in the late eighties, two brothers, one’s a cop determined to uphold the law at all costs and the other is a high-end club manager which happens to be bankrolled my the Russian mafia. Coincidently, it’s the same Russian mafia that the cop brother is trying to bring down. Club manager brother learns that the Russian bad guys have put a hit out on the cop brother...

Review: The Heartbreak Kid

A 40 something year old is starting to feel the pressure of loneliness as his buddies are getting married and his ex fiancé just tied the knot. Reality kicks in and he realizes maybe his over pickiness is just a little extreme and maybe he’s just going to have take a few steps back and re-evaluate his strategy towards chicks. Lucky for him, he meets a woman who appears to be the...

Review: The Kingdom

A huge explosion goes off at a family picnic in a supposed secure American compound in Saudi Arabia. Many die including women and children. So the U.S send in “The A-Team”, actually they send in an elite federal investigative team to figure out who did this monstrosity and bring the mofo’s to justice! Fluffy politics, wicked shootouts and quite a few cleverly written comedic...

Review: The Brothers Solomon

Two brothers, desperate for love, try everything in the dating scene only to fall flat. Just as soon as they are about to give up on chicks, they get a call and discover that their dad has slipped into a coma. They learn from the doctor that their dying father’s last wish is to have a grandchild. Naturally, the brothers want to do their old man proud and grant him his...

Review: Balls of Fury

Former professional ping-pong prodigy, Randy Daytona, is recruited by the FBI to go undercover in the pro ping-pong circuit. His objective is to bring down the most wanted criminal, Feng, who also happens to be the person who killed Randy’s father. As chance would have it, Feng is also the host for the most notorious underground ping-pong tournaments where players paddle to the...

Review: The Bourne Ultimatum

Our ever-so efficient killing machine, Jason Bourne, is back and this time around, he’s bringing the fight to “them”, the guys who’ve been trying to terminate his little existence for the past two movies. Plus, to make things even more interesting, Bourne is starting to remember his checkered past and wants to know from where he came. Car chases, hand-to-hand combat, cool...

Review: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Two straight firefighters, who are best friends, pretend to be a gay couple so that one of them can be insured for domestic benefits which will protect his kids in case anything happens to him on the job. Everything goes as planned, except the state insists that they’re randomly monitored for a period...

Review: Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for another year. This time around he’s on the verge of being expelled from school for using unauthorized magic in the real world. But wait, there’s more! The Ministry of Magic is announcing that the return of Lord Voldemort is completely rubbish and is a...

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