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08.19.2009

I'm not going to preface this the way I’ve seen it presented all around the internet like, "OMG the AVATAR trailer has been leaked!!! You totally have to watch its awesomenessss!" and then have you get pissed off when it’s a fake (though the spelling probably should have tipped you off).

But that being said, it’s a pretty hilarious forgery, and I think sums up the general public’s mood about the film, showing that we’re damn sick of waiting for footage from the movie, so we’re willing to just make up our own at this point. Personally, I think this whole “Avatar Day” idea is bullshit, as I really don’t want to fight off thousands of other F5 page-refreshing internet goons for a chance to catch a glimpse of movie’s shining glory. Despite the hype to the contrary, this isn’t the second coming of Christ. Release a few regular trailers, then release the movie, it ain’t that hard.

Check out the fake trailer below, which somehow manages to be the most satisfying release concerning the film I’ve seen so far.

CLICK IMAGE TO OPEN GALLERY & SEE MORE PICS...

Extra Tidbit: Sorry for the harsh tone, I am excited for the film I just wish Cameron and the studio would stop treating it like the ninth wonder of the world pre-release.
Source: JoBlo

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12:35AM on 08/21/2009

extremely lame

That was a waste of time. What the hell?
That was a waste of time. What the hell?
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12:28PM on 08/20/2009

hilarious...

i loved the trailer, especially the part where it says "in jaw-dropping 3d" and after that they show this shitty graphics :D :D :D
i loved the trailer, especially the part where it says "in jaw-dropping 3d" and after that they show this shitty graphics :D :D :D
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9:19AM on 08/20/2009
LOL
LOL
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5:23AM on 08/20/2009
James carries himself too seriously. He keeps forgeting that there's a big possibility that by hyping his movie so damn much he's actually destroying his chances of making bank. When you hype a movie beyond its scale and make it "seem" like it's gonna' be the grandest film in the world, you HAVE to deliver. We've been thru that phase time after time when people don't deliver...and it wasn't a nice experience. Star Wars (prequels), anyone? 20-something f'n years and we get Jar Jar f'n Binks!
James carries himself too seriously. He keeps forgeting that there's a big possibility that by hyping his movie so damn much he's actually destroying his chances of making bank. When you hype a movie beyond its scale and make it "seem" like it's gonna' be the grandest film in the world, you HAVE to deliver. We've been thru that phase time after time when people don't deliver...and it wasn't a nice experience. Star Wars (prequels), anyone? 20-something f'n years and we get Jar Jar f'n Binks! Yep.

Cameron better hope people are not expecting more than he's ready to deliver because if they are...he's f**ked.
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4:20AM on 08/20/2009
ya, I'll never get the hype behind Cameron or Avatar for that matter... I mean... Terminator 1 and 2... so what?
The funny thing is, his best movie, Titanic (over 10 years ago), most people don't even like... and still everyone says what a masterpiece Avatar will be.
ya, I'll never get the hype behind Cameron or Avatar for that matter... I mean... Terminator 1 and 2... so what?
The funny thing is, his best movie, Titanic (over 10 years ago), most people don't even like... and still everyone says what a masterpiece Avatar will be.
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3:07AM on 08/20/2009
Im angry that this is not the trailer but i cant stop laughing at this
Im angry that this is not the trailer but i cant stop laughing at this
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9:42PM on 08/19/2009
i lol'd
i lol'd
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3:43PM on 08/19/2009
LOL that was great!
LOL that was great!
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3:08PM on 08/19/2009
Hahahaha!! That was priceless. Just totally does away with all the seriousness and advanced CG, and turns it into an MS Paint comic book.
Hahahaha!! That was priceless. Just totally does away with all the seriousness and advanced CG, and turns it into an MS Paint comic book.
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2:12PM on 08/19/2009

Wow

This man deserves an Academy Award for this. Pretty god damn funny.
This man deserves an Academy Award for this. Pretty god damn funny.
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1:43PM on 08/19/2009

hilarious

I also couldn't agree more with your second paragraph.
I also couldn't agree more with your second paragraph.
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12:49PM on 08/19/2009
I heard that the movie itself can make sterile people fertile, grow hair where there was once baldness, cure blindness, cancer, and irritable bowel syndrome.

*side effects may include: uncontrollable vomiting, diarrhea, headaches, menstrual cramps, athlete's foot, jock itch, premature ejaculation, halitosis, profuse sweating in the genital region, and erections lasting longer than 4 hours.*
I heard that the movie itself can make sterile people fertile, grow hair where there was once baldness, cure blindness, cancer, and irritable bowel syndrome.

*side effects may include: uncontrollable vomiting, diarrhea, headaches, menstrual cramps, athlete's foot, jock itch, premature ejaculation, halitosis, profuse sweating in the genital region, and erections lasting longer than 4 hours.*
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12:47PM on 08/19/2009

hahaha

thats awesome
thats awesome
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12:27PM on 08/19/2009

I hate James Cameron...

...for making a needless remake of this trailer and releasing it tomorrow. Go kill remake-loving James Cameron. Now.
...for making a needless remake of this trailer and releasing it tomorrow. Go kill remake-loving James Cameron. Now.
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12:02PM on 08/19/2009
Sorry for the double post.
Sorry for the double post.
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12:01PM on 08/19/2009
Bad Timing then, because the trailer it's going to be released tomorrow by Apple.
Bad Timing then, because the trailer it's going to be released tomorrow by Apple.
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11:47AM on 08/19/2009

Bastards

You can't play with people like that.
Well... at least I didn't tell everyone I know before seeing this.
You can't play with people like that.
Well... at least I didn't tell everyone I know before seeing this.
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11:19AM on 08/19/2009
I think I filled the cup.
I think I filled the cup.
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11:17AM on 08/19/2009
That was hilarious. Don't worry though, the real trailer debuts tomorrow morning!
That was hilarious. Don't worry though, the real trailer debuts tomorrow morning!
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