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AVP Save Christmas

01.02.2008
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AVP Xmas You've seen tons of people save Christmas from the nefarious schemes of various evildoers but never did you think an interstellar war between two alien species continuing to wage here on Earth would also be capable of saving Christmas, did you? Well, that's exactly the scenario Ben Joseph of McSweeney's imagined in his screenplay ALIEN VS. PREDATOR SAVE CHRISTMAS. Here's a little taste of the yuletide warfare:

EXT. NIGHT THE CANDY CANE FOREST

(A red glow shines in the near distance. SANTA approaches it.)

SANTA: Rudolph? Is that you?

(PREDATOR decloaks, revealing the glow to be his targeting laser!)

SANTA: Gulp.

(PREDATOR fires, hitting an ALIEN right behind SANTA!)

SANTA: Maybe I can put you on the "Nice" list after all.

PREDATOR: Thanks, Santa. Also, I talk now.

Get more excerpts from this groundbreaking mash-up script HERE.

Extra Tidbit: If you haven't browsed through the rest of McSweeney's, do yourself a favor and do so now.
Source: McSweeney's

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2:38AM on 01/03/2008

GET TO THE SLEIGH!!!

This would be AWESOME! Besides the fact that me and my brothers all LOVED AVP2 (and the reviewers have a thumb or two stuck up their asses), this would be the funniest thing ever! Bring out Tim Allen for a return to X-Mas movies that don't suck and you got yourself a Grade-A, top of the line AWESOME movie! In all seriousness, I LOL'd!!!
This would be AWESOME! Besides the fact that me and my brothers all LOVED AVP2 (and the reviewers have a thumb or two stuck up their asses), this would be the funniest thing ever! Bring out Tim Allen for a return to X-Mas movies that don't suck and you got yourself a Grade-A, top of the line AWESOME movie! In all seriousness, I LOL'd!!!
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12:47AM on 01/03/2008
when it comes to rufus only one man could suffice

Will Smith
when it comes to rufus only one man could suffice

Will Smith
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10:45PM on 01/02/2008
I call Russel Crowe for the voice of the Predator and Johnny Depp as Jesus.
I call Russel Crowe for the voice of the Predator and Johnny Depp as Jesus.
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7:52PM on 01/02/2008

I expect to see this in theaters next Christmas

Brilliant, and I love the last line too! But they have to have Tim Allen play Santa and maybe even bring in Fred Clause just for some funny antics for the kids. Because that's what this franchise needs to bring it out of the shadows...
Brilliant, and I love the last line too! But they have to have Tim Allen play Santa and maybe even bring in Fred Clause just for some funny antics for the kids. Because that's what this franchise needs to bring it out of the shadows...
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