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Awfully Good Movies: The Santa Clause 3 - The Escape Clause (Video)

12.21.2016
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
Director: Michael Lembeck
Stars: Tim Allen, Martin Short, Elizabeth Mitchell

T'was the week before Christmas, / And for Awfully Good Movies, / JoBlo will make you suffer / Through THE SANTA CLAUSE 3.

The first CLAUSE was classic, / The second CLAUSE was fun, / But this third CLAUSE will make you / Want to shoot yourself with a gun.

This time, Scott Calvin's sick of being Santa. / To his pregnant Mrs. Claus, he will not hearken. / And worse, her in-laws are visiting the North Pole. / And even worse, one of them is Alan Arkin.

So enter Martin Short as Jack Frost / Who lures poor Santa into a trick / To travel in time and take his job. / Why? Because he's a cold-hearted dick.

And between the dumb slapstick / And the lazy and predictable screenplay, / This movie is a lot like fruitcake-- / Even eggnog won't wash its' bad taste away.

But that won't stop Jesse Shade / From having fun with it regardless, / Because he's far better at riffing bad movies / Than he is at writing rhymes. (...wait.)

So whether it's Hannakuh, Kwanzaa or Christmas / JoBlo.com wishes you a Happy Holiday, / And that you keep watching Awfully Good Movies, / Because if you don't, my bosses won't pay.

And if you'd like more Awfully Good Movies from JoBlo, / Don't be a Scrooge; click on the links below!

HOWARD THE DUCK

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT: PART 2

DR. STRANGE

And if you wanna see Awfully Good Movies of Christmases past / Then click on these links too...or else I'll beat your ass.

SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE

A CHRISTMAS STORY 2

WE WISH YOU A TURTLE CHRISTMAS

CLICK IMAGE TO OPEN GALLERY & SEE MORE PICS...

Extra Tidbit: You may have noticed Bernard, the head elf from the last two SANTA CLAUSE movies played by David Krumholtz, is nowhere to be found in this movie, with his absence unexplained. But Peter Boyle does come back as Father Time, whom he played in the second movie after playing Tim Allen's boss in the first movie. Sadly, this would be his last film released in his lifetime, after he passed away a month after SANTA CLAUSE 3's release. ...and on that inexplicably dour note, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!
Source: JoBlo.com

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11:21AM on 12/21/2016
The first movie was a surprised hit. The second movie was okay. I caught the third movie on HBO and it was so bad and not so bad that it's good.
The first movie was a surprised hit. The second movie was okay. I caught the third movie on HBO and it was so bad and not so bad that it's good.
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4:47AM on 12/22/2016
Sorry, Netforce, but the site isn't allowing me to post for some reason, so I have to do it here. I gave the movie a 4/10.
Sorry, Netforce, but the site isn't allowing me to post for some reason, so I have to do it here. I gave the movie a 4/10.
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