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Oct. 15, 2009by: Paul Tassi

It's an almost comically slow news day here, so I'm going to point you in the direction of a non-news related item I found amusing today. Over on Cinematical, they have one of their top seven lists, but with special guest Bai Ling writing it. What's she counting down? Why the seven best Bai Ling sex scenes of course! And man, is she excited about it.

Some examples:

Lost (2007)

"We were realistic when we were doing whatever we were doing – kissing, feeling each other – we didn't know each other, but we did it so passionately. When you watch it, that love making scene is actually really sexy. I like it, it's really well done. Matthew Fox is very handsome. We naturally had this chemistry. We never had to talk about it. In that scene our characters just click. That's one I enjoyed. I wish I could go back!"

Entourage (2005)

"We tried to figure out how to do it. It was on a Japanese-style tatami and they panned to me sitting on top of him; I was naked but his leg was covered. It was really sexy. The passersby see us making love. Also, I was fighting with him and that's love making, too. Everything she did was like a seduction."

Love Ranch (TBD)

"I play the highest earning prostitute, so of course her whole being is about sex: to please men and to make love with men, either physically or psychologically. She's the expert; she's like a movie star in that ranch. She has long black hair and her walk, her talk – she's totally a sexy goddess walking on earth. Every movie, I'm making love. I feel like I'm a fairytale sex goddess who landed from the moon for men to enjoy and appreciate, and for women to know themselves through her.

I bolded that last part, just in case you missed it. Bai Ling is hot, hilarious and quite possibly insane, but I kind of think I love her.

Head over to Cinematical to see the rest of the list.

Extra Tidbit: "I'm a fairytale sex goddess who landed from the moon." Just let that sink in.
Source: Cinematical

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7:27PM on 10/19/2009

Bai Ling!

Sure, she can be annoying and her acting skills are nil - none, but she does have a certain quality... which equally makes you feel sorry for her and want to beat her mercilessly with a table leg.*

*That being said, I don't condone violence against any human being. Moon-based fairytale sex goddesses, however? Whale away.
Sure, she can be annoying and her acting skills are nil - none, but she does have a certain quality... which equally makes you feel sorry for her and want to beat her mercilessly with a table leg.*

*That being said, I don't condone violence against any human being. Moon-based fairytale sex goddesses, however? Whale away.
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4:37AM on 10/19/2009

Sexy on LOST?!

Its amazing. Most people think that scene was incredibly akward, and that episode she featured in is considered the worst one of the entire series by most fans.
Its amazing. Most people think that scene was incredibly akward, and that episode she featured in is considered the worst one of the entire series by most fans.
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2:41PM on 10/16/2009
shes cute but not hot and shes super stupid.
shes cute but not hot and shes super stupid.
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1:56AM on 10/16/2009
She's had so many 'accidental' nipple slips. Seriously, just google 'Bai Ling nipple slip' and you'll get enough pictures to fill up a porn site.
She's had so many 'accidental' nipple slips. Seriously, just google 'Bai Ling nipple slip' and you'll get enough pictures to fill up a porn site.
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9:40PM on 10/15/2009

nice

I've had a thing for her since "The Crow" lol
I've had a thing for her since "The Crow" lol
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7:26PM on 10/15/2009
So true , Southland Tales was complete vomit !
So true , Southland Tales was complete vomit !
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7:25PM on 10/15/2009
I'm sorry , but her sausage nipples really turn me off .
I'm sorry , but her sausage nipples really turn me off .
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7:14PM on 10/15/2009

She is smoking Hot

All I Have To Say Is Bai Ling Is Fucking Hot!
All I Have To Say Is Bai Ling Is Fucking Hot!
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6:37PM on 10/15/2009

This bitch serious?

Funny thing is she was the worst actress in the one of the worst movies i've seen this year, seriously, a film like Southland Tales that cleared the D-list bleachers?
That was like being the most retarded kid in special ed.
Funny thing is she was the worst actress in the one of the worst movies i've seen this year, seriously, a film like Southland Tales that cleared the D-list bleachers?
That was like being the most retarded kid in special ed.
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3:19PM on 10/15/2009

My God, YES!

Love me some Bai Ling.
Proceeding with fapping.
Love me some Bai Ling.
Proceeding with fapping.
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2:59PM on 10/15/2009
Back when I interviewed her for SKY CAPTAIN, her boob was literally hanging all the way out for about five minutes before she realized. I was too embarrassed to say anything and when she realized, she just stuffed it back in nonchalantly like her shirt came untucked.
Back when I interviewed her for SKY CAPTAIN, her boob was literally hanging all the way out for about five minutes before she realized. I was too embarrassed to say anything and when she realized, she just stuffed it back in nonchalantly like her shirt came untucked.
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4:25PM on 10/15/2009
The hell sort of top was she wearing for that to happen?
The hell sort of top was she wearing for that to happen?
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