Benz joins Rambo 4

No self-respecting action film would be complete without a delicious young hottie bumping uglies and subsequently falling in love with the much older male lead and so “Dexter” co-star Julie Benz has landed the female lead in JOHN RAMBO, the second leg of Sylvester Stallone’s Career Rehabilitation By Iconic Character Resurrection Tour. All we know of the plot is that it goes a little something like this: “Rambo’s recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers.” So, it’s unclear exactly who Benz will be playing but you can bet your sweet little tuckus Stallone will be tapping Benz’ sweet little tuckus like there’s no tomorrow (in the film, of course). Benz can next be seen providing a normalcy cover for ethical serial killer Dexter Morgan in the upcoming season of Showtime’s eponymous hit series.