Best. Fight. Ever.

I know this isn’t movie news so please no e-mails. This is something entirely different. Something that needs to be shared, and cherished, and perhaps placed in the Smithsonian to be studied and admired by generations to come. The cartoonish facial expressions, the pornstar haircuts, the comic book sound effects, the glistening biceps and the MC Hammer pants make this more than just a dated martial arts sequence. It transcends action and borders on farce. It’s hyptnotizing, utterly bizarre, and at times disturbing. It’s the best fight scene ever.