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10.01.2008

I am about to make a shocking statement and i need you all to bear with me. I love boobies. There. I said it. I love funbags. Whether they be small, medium or flat out gigantic, I am simply a huge fan of kadungas. And the only thing I like more than a nice pair of oingo boingos in front of me, is a nice pair of oingo boingos on screen. I don't know what it is about heehaws on screen--maybe it's the unatainability of them--but I just lose my mind. Unfortunately, because my brain is so milk cannon-oriented, I tend to ignore nakedness in all its other glorious forms. Movie nakedness in particular, is a sacred thing, and I would personally like to thank the folks over at EW for coming up with this LIST of the 30 best nude scenes of all time. Although not every entry is spank bank worthy, the list is inspired nonetheless.
Extra Tidbit: Whose ringdings would you like to see on screen most? I nominate ScarJo.
Source: EW

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11:39PM on 10/02/2008
The website doesn't show the Best Nudes Ever . . . it's the Most Memorable Nude Scenes Ever.

If it was the Best ever, it probably wouldn't have had so many male nudity scenes mentioned.
The website doesn't show the Best Nudes Ever . . . it's the Most Memorable Nude Scenes Ever.

If it was the Best ever, it probably wouldn't have had so many male nudity scenes mentioned.
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10:12PM on 10/01/2008

This website...

...this website is turning to garbage.
...this website is turning to garbage.
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7:18PM on 10/01/2008

bleh I think Im gonna hurl. bad bad list

I think I am going to hurl. Curse you for making me see ugly old dude rear ends. Damn I think I have lost my appetite.
I think I am going to hurl. Curse you for making me see ugly old dude rear ends. Damn I think I have lost my appetite.
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6:45PM on 10/01/2008
theres alot of dick on that list.
theres alot of dick on that list.
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6:03PM on 10/01/2008

Wow!

Cock! Penis! Baby-batter cannon! Love stick! Trouser snake! Wang! Pee-pee!

Woo! I guess I can write for Joblo, too!
Cock! Penis! Baby-batter cannon! Love stick! Trouser snake! Wang! Pee-pee!

Woo! I guess I can write for Joblo, too!
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5:53PM on 10/01/2008
What, is this column written by a 10 year old?

God damn, sometimes I wonder. . .
What, is this column written by a 10 year old?

God damn, sometimes I wonder. . .
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4:07PM on 10/01/2008

You've got great New York boobs!

Why does everyone always forget Nicole Kidman in Billy Bathgate? :) Full frontal!

Overall, interesting list, something to fill my Netflix queue up with.



Why does everyone always forget Nicole Kidman in Billy Bathgate? :) Full frontal!

Overall, interesting list, something to fill my Netflix queue up with.



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2:05PM on 10/01/2008
best nude without a doubt has to be Viggo in Eastern Promises. i mean you have to have big balls to roll around butt naked with a bunch of dudes in front of a camera.
best nude without a doubt has to be Viggo in Eastern Promises. i mean you have to have big balls to roll around butt naked with a bunch of dudes in front of a camera.
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1:45PM on 10/01/2008

No Offence

but mature men love pussies and women's asses. Boobs are for infantile men.
but mature men love pussies and women's asses. Boobs are for infantile men.
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1:41PM on 10/01/2008

It's not the best scenes,

it's "unforgettable" by some idiots at EW. Wow, male frontals are so unforgettable for them. Mr. Skin and I are laughing. I mean, you don't have to exclude male nudity but really unforgettable female nude scenes were totally ignored. Maybe those people do not watch many movies, what do you think?
it's "unforgettable" by some idiots at EW. Wow, male frontals are so unforgettable for them. Mr. Skin and I are laughing. I mean, you don't have to exclude male nudity but really unforgettable female nude scenes were totally ignored. Maybe those people do not watch many movies, what do you think?
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1:35PM on 10/01/2008

Best?!? UNFORGETTABLE is the word...

...that EW used, CREEPY is more like it. Don't forget when Woody Harrelson is naked and let's go of his cowboy hat in "The Cowboy Way". Hilarious.
...that EW used, CREEPY is more like it. Don't forget when Woody Harrelson is naked and let's go of his cowboy hat in "The Cowboy Way". Hilarious.
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1:17PM on 10/01/2008
Half the scenes on that list featured someone nude, but covered. News flash, EW: that don't count!

And yeah, where the hell was Phoebe Cates?
Half the scenes on that list featured someone nude, but covered. News flash, EW: that don't count!

And yeah, where the hell was Phoebe Cates?
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12:55PM on 10/01/2008

Another shitty list from EW

The folks over at EW think they are WAY more clever than they are. Kind of embarrassing really. That said, I am buying two copies of that issue - one to take a dump on and one to wipe my ass with.
The folks over at EW think they are WAY more clever than they are. Kind of embarrassing really. That said, I am buying two copies of that issue - one to take a dump on and one to wipe my ass with.
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11:25AM on 10/01/2008
this topic is so drool-heavy I though for sure that Thoo wrote it.
this topic is so drool-heavy I though for sure that Thoo wrote it.
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10:38AM on 10/01/2008
that is one straight up gay list wtf is wrong with you
that is one straight up gay list wtf is wrong with you
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8:33AM on 10/01/2008

Hahaha...

"Boobies".. "Funbags".. "Kadungas".. "Oingo Boingos".. "Heehaws".. "Milk cannon".. "Ringdings"..

OMG!! Ha ha ha!! I almost peed myself! This has got to be funniest article i've read... AND YES!! I'M GUILTY AS HELL IF WE CONSIDER "ADORING THE TITSY ROLL" A SIN..
"Boobies".. "Funbags".. "Kadungas".. "Oingo Boingos".. "Heehaws".. "Milk cannon".. "Ringdings"..

OMG!! Ha ha ha!! I almost peed myself! This has got to be funniest article i've read... AND YES!! I'M GUILTY AS HELL IF WE CONSIDER "ADORING THE TITSY ROLL" A SIN..
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7:25AM on 10/01/2008

Whole lotta man ass

After clicking 4 times seeing nothing but man ass I decided not to look any further.
After clicking 4 times seeing nothing but man ass I decided not to look any further.
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6:47AM on 10/01/2008
(1)NATALIE PORTMAN (2)KRISTEN BELL (3)SHAWNEE SMITH. These are my top 3 in my list!!!
(1)NATALIE PORTMAN (2)KRISTEN BELL (3)SHAWNEE SMITH. These are my top 3 in my list!!!
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6:35AM on 10/01/2008

wow....

Wow, Barna, do you really love milk cannons, funbags, oingo boingos, kadungas, ringdings? geesh.
Wow, Barna, do you really love milk cannons, funbags, oingo boingos, kadungas, ringdings? geesh.
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5:42AM on 10/01/2008
Daniel, did you actually read the article? It's like 30 guys and 2 girls. And one of them is Kathy Bates. Not cool.
Daniel, did you actually read the article? It's like 30 guys and 2 girls. And one of them is Kathy Bates. Not cool.
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3:59AM on 10/01/2008

Um, WTF?

That list was like 90% sausage fest, dude. The way you were talking about bewbs I thought there would at least be a few decent ones there, but it was mostly the dong show.
That list was like 90% sausage fest, dude. The way you were talking about bewbs I thought there would at least be a few decent ones there, but it was mostly the dong show.
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2:57AM on 10/01/2008
Where the hell is Phoebe Cates' "out of the pool AND bikini top" scene from Fast Times?!
Where the hell is Phoebe Cates' "out of the pool AND bikini top" scene from Fast Times?!
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2:45AM on 10/01/2008

i second that motion

before she starts bearing reynold-brats
before she starts bearing reynold-brats
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