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11.20.2008

In recent years, numerous filmmakers have spent substantial time and money in attempts to emulate a lot of the memorably crappy exploitation movies of the 60s and 70s, to varying degrees of success.

But hot damn, does the blaxploitation spoof BLACK DYNAMITE look like it hits the target with some pitch perfect parody. It's got Michael Jai White (SPAWN himself!) as a pistol-packin', multiple lady-lovin', afro-havin', kung fu fightin' badass tackling inner-city drug dealers.

If you don't get at least a few chuckles from the trailer, you obviously don't have an appreciation for bad movies (intentional or otherwise). Click the 'fro below to check it out! (WARNING: NSFW! Naked chicks! Uh!)

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Extra Tidbit: Not only does BLACK DYNAMITE feature some familiar faces, he apparently also met the future president, "Barry". But where's Jim Kelly?
Source: Twitch

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1:42PM on 11/21/2008

@ writer19

A. He got his chance in the serviceable remake of Shaft
B. Could that be anymore obvious
C. He's making 178,973 other movies right now


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Good God this movie is teh bomb
A. He got his chance in the serviceable remake of Shaft
B. Could that be anymore obvious
C. He's making 178,973 other movies right now


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Good God this movie is teh bomb
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10:21AM on 11/21/2008
How can you not want to see a movie that has the line, "I WILL SHAKE THIS POISONOUS SHIT OUTTA YOUR LITTLE SMACKED UP BODY IF I HAVE TO!"?
How can you not want to see a movie that has the line, "I WILL SHAKE THIS POISONOUS SHIT OUTTA YOUR LITTLE SMACKED UP BODY IF I HAVE TO!"?
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10:16AM on 11/21/2008
I dig it!!!
I dig it!!!
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4:52AM on 11/21/2008

That looks...

AMAZING!
To Writer19 below, I don't think it would have worked as well with someone as famous as Sam Jackson. Besides, they wanted someone who could pull off the moves...and Michael Jai White sure can do that (which is one thing that annoyed me about Spawn - because they under-used his talents.)
AMAZING!
To Writer19 below, I don't think it would have worked as well with someone as famous as Sam Jackson. Besides, they wanted someone who could pull off the moves...and Michael Jai White sure can do that (which is one thing that annoyed me about Spawn - because they under-used his talents.)
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2:49AM on 11/21/2008

Charmane Star??

"That goes triple for me!"
I swear that was her!
Awesome!
"That goes triple for me!"
I swear that was her!
Awesome!
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2:47AM on 11/21/2008

hahaha

"Sshh, you gonna wake up the rest of the bitches."

This looks pretty cool.
"Sshh, you gonna wake up the rest of the bitches."

This looks pretty cool.
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1:51AM on 11/21/2008

FUCK YEAH!

(See Above!)
(See Above!)
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12:19AM on 11/21/2008
This looks super badass. And I agree Jack_Torrance the tits do look 73'-ish.

"He drives a five thousand dolla car!"
This looks super badass. And I agree Jack_Torrance the tits do look 73'-ish.

"He drives a five thousand dolla car!"
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11:55PM on 11/20/2008
WHERE'S SAM JACKSON?
WHERE'S SAM JACKSON?
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11:51PM on 11/20/2008

Nice

Hot damn im looking forward to this! Looks very old-school.
Hot damn im looking forward to this! Looks very old-school.
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11:45PM on 11/20/2008

kid dyn-o-mite

i now want to see all those old "dolomite" spoofs from mad tv, what a great authentic look to that whole blaxploitation thang..."sshhhh....u gonna wake up the other bitches"...too funny.
i now want to see all those old "dolomite" spoofs from mad tv, what a great authentic look to that whole blaxploitation thang..."sshhhh....u gonna wake up the other bitches"...too funny.
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11:30PM on 11/20/2008
This looks great. "Don't you see where I'm coming from you mothafucka?" Nice to see Mykelti Williamson is in there as well. He always gives good performances.
This looks great. "Don't you see where I'm coming from you mothafucka?" Nice to see Mykelti Williamson is in there as well. He always gives good performances.
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11:27PM on 11/20/2008

Yes!

This looks so authentic! I would have never guessed that this movie is from 2008.
This looks so authentic! I would have never guessed that this movie is from 2008.
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11:08PM on 11/20/2008
Out o' sight, Dyn-o-mite!
Out o' sight, Dyn-o-mite!
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11:06PM on 11/20/2008

AWESOME!

This movie is parody-done-right!

wow, the attention to detail is excellent man. puts all of these other spoofs to shame, and this is only the trailer. i can't wait for this to come out!
This movie is parody-done-right!

wow, the attention to detail is excellent man. puts all of these other spoofs to shame, and this is only the trailer. i can't wait for this to come out!
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10:31PM on 11/20/2008
This looks better than Citizen Kane. I can't believe that this was filmed in 2008. Even the tits look like they're from 1973!
This looks better than Citizen Kane. I can't believe that this was filmed in 2008. Even the tits look like they're from 1973!
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10:19PM on 11/20/2008

Oh Yeah!

THAT. LOOKS. TOTALLY. FUCKING. AWESOME.
THAT. LOOKS. TOTALLY. FUCKING. AWESOME.
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